2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Bullneck 19206]

Just now, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Maryland is 1.000 against us. They're only sub .500 against all the other teams.

They are 2-3.  Note their scoring in the first 3.

 

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9/2/2017	vs.	Maryland (4-8)	L	41	51
12/23/1978	vs.	Maryland (9-3)	W	42	0	@ El Paso, TX	Sun Bowl
9/24/1960	@	Maryland (6-4)	W	34	0
9/26/1959	vs.	Maryland (5-5)	W	26	0

 

[Bullneck 19206]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

We certainly showed we are capable of competing for a big 12 championship at times. What. The. Fuck. 

You have 12 games guaranteed.  

[Hamttx 421]

Got beat by the other guys stand in. Herman should be embarrassed.

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Tom, why do other teams not have ridiculously stupid penalties like we do?

We extended 2 drives for sure on two idiotic 3rd and super long pass interference's    and both were legit penalties thrown on us.   we had at least 3 PF's   maybe 4.    

at a minimum 5 of our penalties were first downs for the other team.    you keep giving up yards and first downs, and you lose. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This. And fuck the high and mighty fuckers thinking this is the pussy way out. Bama and all the fuckers at the top do this shit. 

Yeah but apparently I’m a pussy for saying this. Seems like we need a game of no consequence to figure out what the fuck we’re doing 

[MillerEP 30499]

We certainly showed we are capable of competing for a big 12 championship at times. What. The. Fuck. 

In his defense he may not have heard the blowu, wvu, and tcu scores yet.

[Butch Had Not 2993]

That ingram guy looked good. Glad they are saving him for when it really matters. 

[Lucid 3]

Saw some great sideways passes today

[Saint Tacky 1621]

I should have gone hunting

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Yeah but apparently I’m a pussy for saying this. Seems like we need a game of no consequence to figure out what the fuck we’re doing 

And here we are, trying to schedule OSU and Bama on the heels of their recruiting classes. Looking forward to playing those games. 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You have 12 games guaranteed.  

A few more games like that and he won't have many more than that guaranteed.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They are 2-3.  Note their scoring in the first 3.

 

 

Don't  know why I'm so disappointed, then. The first 3 victories over them are much more relevant than the two recent losses.

[DiceHands 349]

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

We certainly showed we are capable of competing for a big 12 championship at times. What. The. Fuck. 

Yeah we are so close to getting to 12 wins!  We just need 12 and we are there!

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

Just now, Lucid said:

Saw some great sideways passes today

Nah even those were slow to develop. But we completed them, so it was a start

[Wiler77 1576]

5 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

I fucking hate Mike Finger so much.

Why?  Because he's not a mouth breather that thinks Texas Longhorn Football isn't all it's cracked up to be.  We have 1 title since 1970.  Deal with it.  In the past 40 years, we have about 10-12 where we've been relevant.  This year is more of the same shit.

[Chief21 49]

How bad must Buechele be that he can't beat out captain not clutch?

[Sgt Hulk 13838]

1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

And here we are, trying to schedule OSU and Bama on the heels of their recruiting classes. Looking forward to playing those games. 

We are their cupcake game.  We are the FAMU tune up game one for those teams. 

[Tracer Bullet 190]

12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you, aggy

Fuck you faggot.  Enjoy watching reruns of losses to fucking Maryland

[DeAngelloBeige 198]

22 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe we'll start 1-0 next year against La Tech.

Gonna' have to start starting the seasons against the Northwestern State's of the world.

Facts

[C-Man 27262]

 

Jesus fuck

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

I’m hoping dinner at town hearth helps my anger issues. I’m so pissed.

[Slacks 6862]

I should keep moving furniture.

[Hamttx 421]

We are fucked until we find an elite QB. That more then any one thing is absolutely killing us. 

A good QB wins this game going away.

[Boerne Horn 418]

3 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

You spend money on this??  You must be young or have more money than sense.

I hate that we lost, but the days of me wasting Saturdays anticipating our games and then watching a train wreck are long over.  

It’s both.  I’m not where you’re at yet, but I’m getting there.  Today has pushed me to the tipping point.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

We Are....

 

 

 

the laughing stock of college football!!

[DeweyCox 366]

C Johnson’s postgame interview was handled better than the HC’s, imo.

[NTVTXN 1432]

I’m either getting numb to this shit or just flat apathetic.   It’s just so frustrating.  Flipping over to take a glimpse at ou or Wash/Aub or even WV/Tenn...THAT’s FOOTBALL. At full speed.  Texas seemed  to be playing in slow motion.  We are just not a good football team.  And it sucks.

[Jester’s Inn 43]

Anyone else laughing their ass off, thinking about the Texas writer that said he would eat a turtle alive if Texas lost????   Eating it is fine.  Passing that shell is going to be hell though.

[coachherman'sgrill 2263]

I fully expect coach to turn all this around on the plane ride home. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Game day is gonna be at aggy next week.... ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thats gonna be painful 

Edited September 1, 2018 by A’Dam Psycho

[MillerEP 30499]

How do we put a bag on our head on this new site?

[Butch Had Not 2993]

4 minutes ago, Chief21 said:

How bad must Buechele be that he can't beat out captain not clutch?

Bad enough that it won't be close without an opportunity to fail at the end.  He has zero pocket awareness. 

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

It’s actual comedy at this point. And no one should wonder why a guy like jumbo will negative recruit us. We are terrible and never get better.

[TexasMan 10986]

All the national media and twitter is having so much fun at our expense. 

[Hamttx 421]

1 minute ago, DeweyCox said:

C Johnson’s postgame interview was handled better than the HC’s, imo.

Well, in fairness he doesn’t have to justify a $7 million dollar salary....

[EtOH 63]

Tom is fucked. He’s fired. The painful thing for all of us is that it will take three fucking years to actuate. We’re in the pit of misery until then and then who knows how long past that. I was big on Herman. Now I’m the first in line to piss on his lawn.  I’m talking coffee/Redbull/tequila piss. I’ll knock down his mailbox flag. Shoot trap targets off his back deck in the hills. I want ol puss on his entire estate. Fuck him. 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 896]

I would just like to say that the post about Ingram being the only good part isn't true at all. Sterns played real well, jones did too. I even thought shark stepped up nice. 

[Nicole44 22078]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We are their cupcake game.  We are the FAMU tune up game one for those teams. 

We’ve been relegated to the backup act to the backup. Fuck u Tom. It’s like Bill O’Brien saying Tom Savage was better than Watson after watching them all summer. Really? Tom refuses to play Shane simply bc Shane was not his guy. Sam is his guy and I hope Tom dry humps a valcano after tonite 

[phdhorn 6224]

Edited September 1, 2018 by phdhorn

[vtaenz 602]

I beat cancer Tom. Why can't you beat Maryland?

[Hamttx 421]

Just now, TexasMan said:

All the national media and twitter is having so much fun at our expense. 

Never understood that. Even here in the Deep South some smartass will say some stupid shit about Texas. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

On the bright side for the last 2 years or so I haven’t planned my life around Texas football. Neither do the Texas coaches or players apparently. 

[Wishbone 4782]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We’ve been relegated to the backup act to the backup. Fuck u Tom. It’s like Bill O’Brien saying Tom Savage was better than Watson after watching them all summer. Really? Tom refuses to play Shane simply bc Shane was not his guy. Sam is his guy and I hope Tom dry humps a valcano after tonite 

Sam was already committed under Charlie.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Can anyone post the presser questions? Is he getting soft balls? Does he look like Charlie with the “what the fuck is happening” looks? 

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

8 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

I’m either getting numb to this shit or just flat apathetic.   It’s just so frustrating.  Flipping over to take a glimpse at ou or Wash/Aub or even WV/Tenn...THAT’s FOOTBALL. At full speed.  Texas seemed  to be playing in slow motion.  We are just not a good football team.  And it sucks.

Same here. I’m not surprised about this shit show at all. I’ve even quit asking my wife and kids to watch. 

[BigOrange1 6471]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We’ve been relegated to the backup act to the backup. Fuck u Tom. It’s like Bill O’Brien saying Tom Savage was better than Watson after watching them all summer. Really? Tom refuses to play Shane simply bc Shane was not his guy. Sam is his guy and I hope Tom dry humps a valcano after tonite 

you realize shane isn't anything special at all right?

[Planet Houston 4930]

16 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Nah even those were slow to develop. But we completed them, so it was a start

If Ehlinger could hit a 5 yard swing pass in stride we probably don’t have that fumble turnover 

[LongestHorn 759]

28 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you, aggy

Fuck you, Mack Brown

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Honestly strategic to get our embarrassing loss out of the way early so the committee forgets about it. MENSA level shit

[Get ln My Van 927]

Is it ok to cry?