2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[SA-KC_Horn 1293]

Just had secks in my game day polo,  feeling luckier. We gonna smash up turtles now.

[NowThis 931]

so the Terps and Ravens share the field?

[BERT 4351]

I'm stuck at work til 2 trying to watch the game between stupid customers coming in. Not fun.

[MillerEP 30339]

Tre Watson, Dicker the Kicker, Caden Sterns....new guys gonna show up today and ring in a new Texas

 

[horncyclist 1385]

In.

[Rabidhorn 121]

EYE OF THE TIGER

[po elvis 2070]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Tre Watson, Dicker the Kicker, Caden Sterns....new guys gonna show up today and ring in a new Texas

 

i want to see 6+ throws to Watson out of the backfield.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Let's do this...

[pearlandhorn 3269]

I want to see no offensive pass interference calls.

[Dbeasy 14963]

Has espn game day really completely ignored Teas? Only talked about Maryland briefly. Conspiracy against Texas to renegotiate the LHN since they are losing money on it?

[Hook'Em0608 96]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

I want to see no offensive pass interference calls.

I'm triggered

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

Not much a surprise, but Kasim Hill taking snaps with 1st team Center/offense.

[EE2B 1561]

so the Terps and Ravens share the field?

No, the ravens have a field in Baltimore. The terps play on campus in college park.

[ousux 5586]

Has espn game day really completely ignored Teas? Only talked about Maryland briefly. Conspiracy against Texas to renegotiate the LHN since they are losing money on it?

Game's on a Fox network, they want viewers to watch ESPN/ABC stuff..

[CoTex 1160]

fs1 has leinart on and ESPN won’t mention Texas.  Wtf

 

If I’m kyler Murray, and I’m not, I wouldnt dress up like some south beach fashion consultant and dare everyone to try to hurt me.

.

Edited September 1, 2018 by CoTex

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Fuck Maryland and their terrible ass state flag

[Dbeasy 14963]

Game's on a Fox network, they want viewers to watch ESPN/ABC stuff..

Ah got it. Well, I’m going to stick with my moral outrage anyway.

[Radical Larry 28528]

Or you can watch LHN and get nothing but Texas coverage. 

[MillerEP 30339]

If we want some media love and respect we gotta earn it

[BigHorn'13 3352]

11 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Just had secks in my game day polo,  feeling luckier. We gonna smash up turtles now.

Interesting. I've been getting head at halftime the past 2 seasons. Maybe I need to start putting in work before games to switch things up and gets the wins. 

[MillerEP 30339]

I want herb hand’s bbq pit

 

[pyrohornIII 4809]

48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

image search for "exiting the wilderness" is thin on both google and bing

[Vito Andolini 9099]

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Interesting. I've been getting head at halftime the past 2 seasons. Maybe I need to start putting in work before games to switch things up and gets the wins. 

Will you have to pay extra for the girls to arrive two hours earlier?

[Zavala 1384]

14 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Just had secks in my game day polo,  feeling luckier. We gonna smash up turtles now.

Halftime hummer guaranteed if we are up 20 points

[phdhorn 6224]

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck Maryland and their terrible ass state flag

Fuck Maryland and their cool as shit state flag

Edited September 1, 2018 by phdhorn

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Well the announcers (FS1) seem to like us this year.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

Robert Smith doubling down on Texas making it to the CFP.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 889]

Let's fucking go!! Hook em from the west coast 

[Zavala 1384]

NO CESSPOOL FAGS HERE LOVE ME SOME FOX

[MillerEP 30339]

Joey freshwater got kinda fat

[Eastwood 4394]

I want herb hand’s bbq pit
 

I've seen them for sale at HEB, I think. I am purely speculating here, but I highly doubt that it is worth the price. It was a couple grand and looked like it wouldn't hold heat worth a damn and that you'd burn through the bottom in a couple of years, tops. That being said, if I had the money to buy it and only use it on game day instead of a weekly thing like my kamado grill, then I would absolutely buy it.

[pyrohornIII 4809]

Odds on first play being a pass?

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Fuck Maryland and FCB!

[Newdoc 3429]

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Or you can watch LHN and get nothing but Texas coverage. 

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Best tasting beer in months.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Go fuck yourself OU.

[Radical Larry 28528]

Just now, Newdoc said:

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

I don't question Herb Hand if he gets the line to play well. 

[Disco Missile 456]

36 minutes ago, Zavala said:

NO LUBE

If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were from Silent Hill....
Some UA ad exec though this up on a bad acid trip. Cripes.

[tbone_ 14020]

Hoping the ol actually fucking blocks from time to time this year.

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

The fuck is this, the Little League World Series?  I don't give a shit about OU's ghay hobbies.

[BigHorn'13 3352]

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Will you have to pay extra for the girls to arrive two hours earlier?

That depends. Need pics of your daughters to confirm. 

[BERT 4351]

Just now, Newdoc said:

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

Some guy? You knew here??

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

That “some guy” is Texas Co-OC/Offensive Line Coach Herb Hand.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

I dont care if its a last second score, a blowout, a near-choke, just win the fucking game. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

I’m here for the gang bang 

[Stinkpalm 676]

4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Robert Smith doubling down on Texas making it to the CFP.

CSB- I sold Robert Smith my road bike several months ago. Talked a little CFB with him. Said he had just been down to Austin and liked what he had seen compared to past years. Didn’t quite pick up THAT level of optimism from him, so that’s interesting to hear

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

i know its not customary to do this in the game thread, but i wanted to contribute something memorable.

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I dont care if its a last second score, a blowout, a near-choke, just win the fucking game. 

Yep.  Unlike last year, I just want to win, sit back, and enjoy the rest of today's games without anger.

[MillerEP 30339]

I dont care if its a last second score, a blowout, a near-choke, just win the fucking game. 

It’s going to be a last second blowout as we choke them near to death.

[Dbeasy 14963]

Odds on first play being a pass?

Off tackle (left) hand-off for 3.5 yards.