2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Brandywine 1312]

That was a long ass first quarters 

[millhouse 2587]

We are getting sooooo outcoached

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

We are a fucking joke. I just hope we get blown out so we can force coaching changes immediately. 

Fold before you even look at your hand. Makes sense. 

[WBT 20415]

Pass rush did a good job forcing a floater that would have been an easy pick if Davis had found the ball.  Instead he panicked after being beat by the wr

[TXs 226]

Fuck this fake ass coaching staff

[Pam Cummings 9567]

The only thing this team is in alignment with is being total fuck ups. Wtf was that first quarter.

[NowThis 931]

 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, South Austin said:

Show me a win!

Show me a first down. I’d take that.

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, 6th Street said:

OU might put the nail in the coffin for Herman this year. Will be a 65-13 type of game

3 years minimum, remember

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Celery Man said:

maybe tom will beat his wife and we can fire him for cause

Herman is all talk 

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

Just now, Brandywine said:

I hope Tom has a good financial planner.

why, he's got a guaranteed contract for another 2 years getting at least 4M a year. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

4 bloody Mary’s in 1 qtr. I’m fucked 

[CowboyFred 1151]

Maybe we needed the 1st quarter to get going and now play some football...or not

[Slacks 6791]

We are likely the worst team in the state again 

we can beat Rice and Baylor.

[ousux 5586]

Wet hot shit

[SDG 3319]

Warning: I'm drunk posting from here on out...

[Bullneck 18987]

Looked to me like the QBs arm was hit when the threw the ball and it was way off target.  Neither the DB or WR knew where it was, nor was it really catchable.  But I guess they explained all that.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

can always count on having my joy for the start of the season to be sucked away instantly 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

The bright side  with the quarter ending is that Texas goes from giving up 84 ppg drops to 56ppg 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. I expect beck to be demoted on monday

Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.

[Zharkov 288]

Fucking fuck. Tired of this shit.

[WBT 20415]

Just now, millhouse said:

We are getting sooooo outcoached

To be fair we're also getting outplayed

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Why is it every time a starting QB or a head coach goes down, we get torched?

[Dark Horse 2263]

On the bright side, the server is holding up well. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Herman seat is about to get scorching hot.

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

maybe tom will beat his wife and we can fire him for cause

That's not funny even as a joke.

[C-Man 27041]

Couldn’t have drawn up a worse opening 15 mins

[F250 28679]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

I hope Tom has a good financial planner.

He better have a good security guard.

[pacman 7324]

We should have just recycled last year's gameday thread and gone out drinking 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Tom was an offensive coordinator. He’s supposed to be an offensive genius. The O is on him—don’t give a shit about the actual play caller. Tom owns this shit

[cdain3 3454]

Lol so another year of this shit? Fuck that.

[DixonHur 11170]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

That was a horseshit interference call. 

Maybe if David had been in position he wouldn't have needed to run over the guy

[Newdoc 3429]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

We are a fucking joke. I just hope we get blown out so we can force coaching changes immediately. 

Won’t happen. Herman will eventually go down with his stubbornness hanging onto Beck. But short of 3-4 win season, no changes will be made.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Why does this team look so flat?

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

That was a horseshit interference call. 

Yep. If it's a duck strait up in the air, and the reciever stops and initiates the contact, thats bullshit.

The "did he see the ball" rule is such trash. So you can interfere if your head is facing the other way?

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

This team looks like shit. Fuck you Herman

[Loco 3752]

has that pass landed yet?  

[deech 2251]

Well. ..... As far as first quarters go.... That one...... Is over 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

181 yards for Maryland.  Is that good?

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Most secondaries have the no fly zone. We have bags fly free 

[naija 2854]

I hope Tom Herman likes being an offensive coordinator

[Dbeasy 14963]

Last year was disappointing. This so far is completely unacceptable.

[ousux 5586]

Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.

We beat blowU that year, so at least there's that..

[Paul Wesley 3277]

Didn't we recruit a truckload of five-star DB's?

I mean, we've known what D Davis gives you for half a fucking decade (not much).  

How the fuck do you not play one of those guys?  

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Duvernay would've caught that. 

[Bruh Man 3160]

I guess Maryland has 50 guys power cleaning over 300 lbs?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

got lucky

[BNB 100]

Hopefullly hour backups can outlast them.

[Tailleur17 361]

How are we getting burned every fucking play 

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

we should have been down 14 points there.