2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Brandywine 1,316]

That was a long ass first quarters 

[millhouse 2,615]

We are getting sooooo outcoached

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

We are a fucking joke. I just hope we get blown out so we can force coaching changes immediately. 

Fold before you even look at your hand. Makes sense. 

[WBT 20,622]

Pass rush did a good job forcing a floater that would have been an easy pick if Davis had found the ball.  Instead he panicked after being beat by the wr

[TXs 226]

Fuck this fake ass coaching staff

[Pam Cummings 9,646]

The only thing this team is in alignment with is being total fuck ups. Wtf was that first quarter.

[NowThis 931]

 

[Rockethorn1978 6,093]

Just now, South Austin said:

Show me a win!

Show me a first down. I’d take that.

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, 6th Street said:

OU might put the nail in the coffin for Herman this year. Will be a 65-13 type of game

3 years minimum, remember

[taybo20 2,877]

Just now, Celery Man said:

maybe tom will beat his wife and we can fire him for cause

Herman is all talk 

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

Just now, Brandywine said:

I hope Tom has a good financial planner.

why, he's got a guaranteed contract for another 2 years getting at least 4M a year. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,791]

4 bloody Mary’s in 1 qtr. I’m fucked 

[CowboyFred 1,151]

Maybe we needed the 1st quarter to get going and now play some football...or not

[Slacks 6,821]

We are likely the worst team in the state again 

we can beat Rice and Baylor.

[ousux 5,598]

Wet hot shit

[SDG 3,319]

Warning: I'm drunk posting from here on out...

[Bullneck 19,180]

Looked to me like the QBs arm was hit when the threw the ball and it was way off target.  Neither the DB or WR knew where it was, nor was it really catchable.  But I guess they explained all that.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

can always count on having my joy for the start of the season to be sucked away instantly 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

The bright side  with the quarter ending is that Texas goes from giving up 84 ppg drops to 56ppg 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. I expect beck to be demoted on monday

Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.

[Zharkov 289]

Fucking fuck. Tired of this shit.

[WBT 20,622]

Just now, millhouse said:

We are getting sooooo outcoached

To be fair we're also getting outplayed

[GreenspointTexas 9,659]

Why is it every time a starting QB or a head coach goes down, we get torched?

[Dark Horse 2,284]

On the bright side, the server is holding up well. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Herman seat is about to get scorching hot.

[UDontKnow 10,447]

1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

maybe tom will beat his wife and we can fire him for cause

That's not funny even as a joke.

[C-Man 27,233]

Couldn’t have drawn up a worse opening 15 mins

[F250 28,787]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

I hope Tom has a good financial planner.

He better have a good security guard.

[pacman 7,359]

We should have just recycled last year's gameday thread and gone out drinking 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Tom was an offensive coordinator. He’s supposed to be an offensive genius. The O is on him—don’t give a shit about the actual play caller. Tom owns this shit

[cdain3 3,454]

Lol so another year of this shit? Fuck that.

[DixonHur 11,342]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

That was a horseshit interference call. 

Maybe if David had been in position he wouldn't have needed to run over the guy

[Newdoc 3,448]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

We are a fucking joke. I just hope we get blown out so we can force coaching changes immediately. 

Won’t happen. Herman will eventually go down with his stubbornness hanging onto Beck. But short of 3-4 win season, no changes will be made.

[burntorangebongos 10,747]

Why does this team look so flat?

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

That was a horseshit interference call. 

Yep. If it's a duck strait up in the air, and the reciever stops and initiates the contact, thats bullshit.

The "did he see the ball" rule is such trash. So you can interfere if your head is facing the other way?

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

This team looks like shit. Fuck you Herman

[Loco 3,752]

has that pass landed yet?  

[deech 2,291]

Well. ..... As far as first quarters go.... That one...... Is over 

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

181 yards for Maryland.  Is that good?

[Sgt Hulk 13,791]

Most secondaries have the no fly zone. We have bags fly free 

[naija 2,869]

I hope Tom Herman likes being an offensive coordinator

[Dbeasy 15,072]

Last year was disappointing. This so far is completely unacceptable.

[ousux 5,598]

Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.

We beat blowU that year, so at least there's that..

[Paul Wesley 3,280]

Didn't we recruit a truckload of five-star DB's?

I mean, we've known what D Davis gives you for half a fucking decade (not much).  

How the fuck do you not play one of those guys?  

 

[Radical Larry 28,646]

Duvernay would've caught that. 

[Bruh Man 3,160]

I guess Maryland has 50 guys power cleaning over 300 lbs?

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

got lucky

[BNB 100]

Hopefullly hour backups can outlast them.

[Tailleur17 361]

How are we getting burned every fucking play 

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

we should have been down 14 points there.