2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[elfenix 34171]

Dude was already going low and off balance before the slide started. No way to avoid that.

[Valmy77 13093]

We would have stopped them on the holding penalty. Idiotic High School play by Gary Johnson. 

[Texas 16]

That may be the new gold standard for stupidity from Johnson

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Who are we sending out there?

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Such an undisciplined and stupid football team. That is on the coaches

[Tailleur17 361]

I bet Herman wishes he’d stayed at UH.

[BoomMF 1398]

Fucking idiots all over the place.

[BrickHorn 18186]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Texas is a new coach and 3-4 years from being relevant again

Just like every year since 2010.

[Captainant 27442]

We are such a shit fucking team. Fuck everything. 

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

Robert killebrew thinks this defense gets extremely dumbass penalties

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

This team has less heart than the Tin Woodsman and the poor bastard that got picked on by Mola Ram.

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

Omenihu gonna Omenihu. He was griping on the sidelines earlier

he does everything but get to the quarterback. another overrated player that will be lucky to be drafted. 

[Helobious 9480]

Goddamn that was so stupid by Johnson.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Somebody gif Herman throwing his hands up in the air

[BNB 100]

Good call. Stupid.

[victory88 5654]

Honestly, no excuses for his team.  Full of upper classmen in year two of the same systems.  This is in the coaches.  

[C-Man 27041]

What a stupid fucking team

[Nicole44 22027]

Wow. We continue to suck

[TexOx 110]

See you guys two years after we get a real coach. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Lol. Herman sucks and will probably blame the kids after the game.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

We teach stupid well.

[0xdeadbeef 1626]

What the hell was GJ thinking?  The QB was sliding! That's a bone head play

[Daichee Bell 2925]

So that happened. Half time seems a long way away.

[Loco 3752]

Where are all the fans... audience looks paltry

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

the big winner here is Gary Johnson. gets to watch the rest of this shit in air conditioning 

[Publiushorn 113]

Fuck Herman and his black shirt

[Ldogg53 514]

I hate feeling like a game isn't worth watching in the 1st half.

I hate feeling like the off-season is starting already during the first half of the first game.

[pacman 7324]

Why is targeting an ejection?

[6th Street 6355]

LOL at all the people that traveled to DC for this trash

[deech 2251]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

This feels scripted it’s so bad. 

You can't script a Johnson ejection.  Cursed more than anything. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

[future man 4]

Great. Now Gary Johnson ejected for stupidity. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

No first down.  Win.  Woohoo...

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Well at least he won’t get hurt

 

/bright side 

[TonyTexas 10481]

Why is targeting an ejection?

To keep them from targeting.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

That targeting call was bullshit.

[Droopy 2623]

Seriously, whose fucking dog did we kick? Whose granny did we flip off? We are most certainly in the fucking wilderness!

Edited September 1, 2018 by Droopy

[Hamttx 419]

Yeah, that was a bad idea. Love Johnson’s aggressiveness. But the ref’s are looking specifically for that foul. Being the first week of the season I fully expected that would you see a few of those across the country simply to set the tone for the year.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Fuck that!

[Cap Hooked 68]

This team is worse than last year

[Fozzz 152]

I’m surprised we’re even still in this game. Feels like we’re getting destroyed. 

[Macanudo 12925]

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

I bet Herman wishes he’d stayed at UH.

I wish Herman had stayed at UH.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Why is targeting an ejection?

Because America is pussified now

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, TexOx said:

See you guys two years after we get a real coach. 

That’s what we said two years ago.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Can we overcome a two score deficit or is it over

[HeyMcFly 144]

Time for a quick 30 second break for the defense. 

[hookem2010 2599]

People complaining about taunting and targeting. Jesus christ, this is not Oklahoma state. We are just fucking garbage

[6th Street 6355]

Alright you boys ready for another 3 and out?

[D_Goose 478]

I'm tired of our team being full of dumb asses