2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Can we overcome a two score deficit or is it over

[Bruh Man 3160]

now we get to here all about how gary johnson's ejection ruined the gameplan for herman. it will be the new "my top 3 tight ends were injured" excuse.

[EuroHorn 3295]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Just like every year since 2010.

I said it would be a decade back then. It will be a bit longer 

[millhouse 2733]

Bunch of woe is me pussies out there

[Twizzler 195]

Waiting for month sand this shit

[Dark Horse 2430]

Maybe Maryland will win the B10 this year?

[future man 4]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

Johnson dove low with his shoulder at the head. That was an extremely obvious targeting

[USNALonghorn 5188]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

How dare you offer reasonable analysis on a gameday thread...

[NowThis 931]

stop the money train $ to the coaches. Then you will see improvement. 

[Slacks 7066]

No mas.

[MillerEP 30907]

Just shit in all aspects right now except special teams

[Sgt Hulk 14462]

God I didn’t think we’d be great but i also didn’t think we’d suck aggy dick

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, deech said:

You can't script a Johnson ejection.  Cursed more than anything. 

Not the ejection.  The whole game

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Down by 2 scores in the 3nd quarter. Not ideal 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Just now, Droopy said:

Seriously, whose fucking dog did we kick? Whose granny did we flip off? We are most certainly in the fucking desert!

We blame the LB from bama who gave Colt the stinger

[GotThatFire 166]

I miss Mack Brown and Greg Davis. Lol

[LonghornSean 4104]

Roughing the passer, pass interference, and targeting on one defensive drive.

 

Your move offense...

[Radical Larry 28822]

[Newy25 7920]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

I lol at you calling yourself objective. 

[Dbeasy 15599]

Ok, there’s the 17 points I said Maryland would score (for the game). I’m right on track.

[Daichee Bell 3091]

On a positive note, as horrible as we look on both offense and defense, we are only down by 10.

 

I’m gonna wait till the end of the third-quarter before I meltdown.

 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

So the kids are playing their asses off and the seniors are fucking blowing it for them. We are back.

[Fozzz 152]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Lmao 

[Disco Missile 456]

Our defense is playing with attitude.

The attitude of a 5 year old that hasn't had a nap and has to do chores.

[staboner 5084]

Just now, MrPhlegm said:

That targeting call was bullshit.

huh? no it wasn't. he speared his helmet directly into the QBs helmet as the QB fucking slid legs first. thats a personal foul in all levels of FB some 20 years ago, not just targeting now

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

Thank God basketball season is right around the cor....

Furk.....

[Shenanigans 31]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Probably right but let me have my moment of panic.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

10 points behind.

really not sure this team has the ability to overcome a 10 point deficit unless  we get 3 defensive TDs

[Cap Hooked 68]

Just now, Fozzz said:

I’m surprised we’re even still in this game. Feels like we’re getting destroyed. 

They had 181 yards of offense after the first quarter. We are getting fucking destroyed, by MARYLAND 

[Bullneck 19540]

Holding them to a FG seems like a victory.  

[Coach pop a bitch 6030]

Team overlooked Maryland in anticipation for Tulsa

[crony 377]

Just run 48 seconds off the clock and then punt

[South Austin 53228]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Alright you boys ready for another 3 and out?

My liver isn't.

[HiggyBaby 2617]

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 
This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.
Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.
It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.
So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

[Chief21 49]

At least they got nice lockers

[54_Strat 34]

Offense is impotent. Defense is out of position and slow.

[Crapinon 2375]

My orange KoolAid has a bit of  a wang to it. And it's not good.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Roughing the passer, pass interference, and targeting on one defensive drive.

 

Your move offense...

This. We can’t coach for shit. 

[Sgt Hulk 14462]

Can’t put fatigue a team going 3 and out all game 

[elnimo 55]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

You realize this is Surly, right? 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.

If tom doesnt demote beck after this game, he’s WORSE than charlie.

Think about that.

WORSE than strong.

[Hefeweizen 5445]

So do we suck again?

Or still suck?

Does it matter?

[NoRagrets 1141]

That was an obvious targeting. Not a dirty play but you don't lay into a sliding qb.

[Pancho 46330]

I wonder if Herman is thinking about how much better those 2014 script club titties looked compared to this team right now. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Can’t wait for another 3 and out this series.

[ousux 5639]

Well at least he won’t get hurt
 
/bright side 

I don't know why but I laughed maniacally reading this..

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

Impressive level of intoxication, tommy

[NowThis 931]

Herman will take his 5 year $25 mil contract and EXIT THE WILDERNESS  .. while laughing  

[Red Five 41748]

I never thought I'd say this, but at least we get Wheeler back in the second half.

[pacman 7509]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

That's the crux of it. A qb running at him, he has to be prepared to take him down by going low, to avoid a penalty for taking him down too high. That is momentum you can't stop and then the qb slides.