2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[millhouse 2733]

Two runs and a broken down play on 3rd and long, here we go!

[Stringer 1487]

100% targeting.  That was not a normal tackling level.  He was sliding and GJ tried to go down for him.

if GJ had a normal tackle form there it’s bullshit but he went down.

[Goredho 17658]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Fire Herman and hire Putin </no-Cr>

[NoRagrets 1141]

Defense actually looking better. They got lucky with the PI. We need the offense to kill some clock and get us to the locker room.

[GreenspointTexas 9977]

This smells of the Notre Dame game in Charlies 2nd season

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

He slid pretty late to me but I'm sure they'll uphold it.  I hate all these bullshit rules.

Yep. Same as Joe flacco a couple of years ago. You run full speed at a guy and at the last second you slide and when the guy hits you, penalty. Brilliant to allow the QBs to be invincible running down the field.

[Newy25 7919]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Roughing the passer, pass interference, and targeting on one defensive drive.

 

Your move offense...

That was a complete and total display of dumbassery. Terribly coached and undisciplined players. 

Not to mention we still have a total impotent offensive system that could be stopped by a good high school defense. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Thank God basketball season is right around the cor....

Furk.....

NFL starts in 5 days. 

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I miss Mack Brown and Greg Davis. Lol

me too. then again i wasn't one of the idiots running mack out of town.

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

I expect a hand off for a gain of two yards, then fake hand off into the qb dive for 2 yards, then a drop back for a incomplete pass or he has to scramble because no one is open. Then punt. 

[Nicole44 22315]

Please put in the Buch. I know he is applewhite lite but Ehlinger is like Tebow lite

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 

If tom doesnt demote beck after this game, he’s WORSE than charlie.

Think about that.

WORSE than strong.
 

 

 

Whoa whoa whoa. We had a winning season last year.

[Slacks 7066]

On a positive note, as horrible as we look on both offense and defense, we are only down by 10.
 
I’m gonna wait till the end of the third-quarter before I meltdown.
 

on pace to lose by 30. I don't feel positive.

[hookem48 4857]

Fine, you want to slide on a football field like a fucking pussy  to keep from getting hit then move the fucking ball back 5 yards from the spot.

[NowThis 931]

a decade of SHIT  

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Team overlooked Maryland in anticipation for Tulsa

[Rip76 5022]

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Texas is a new coach and 3-4 years from being relevant again

If Sam is not involved in the running game.  We’re done.

or maybe we are either way.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

 Most of these guys that are on the field played against Missouri. What were we doing in the off-season? 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

NFL starts in 5 days. 

Lol the NFL is so sloppily rigged now it's hilarious. 

[TommyGufano 6023]

This is a discouraging start to the season

[LonghornJudas 1138]

Very excited about an Alabama home and home now.

[USNALonghorn 5188]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

Agreed. But he should've kept his eyes up

[Michael Knight 13233]

lets see if we can complete a pass

[UTEX_ME 4289]

and of course OU just rolls on not missing a beat. Fuck 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

did Lil Jordan tell the announcers to change his name to LJ?

[Tailleur17 361]

Meanwhile, OU is going to win the big 12 again.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2488]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Because America is pussified now

Yeah because Brain injuries are a fucking joke. 

[40acresaustin 7]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

I don't know man, Maryland had a killer off-season program...

[Slacks 7066]

Fine, you want to slide on a football field like a fucking pussy  to keep from getting hit then move the fucking ball back 5 yards from the spot.

stop.

[Brandywine 1330]

I wonder if at the presser Tom is going to look down and the table and cry and drink his water bottle over and over. Where is the Tom Herman that Texas hired that was so great at Ohio State and Houston? 

[Michael Knight 13233]

nope

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Nice TD by the sooners. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Ehlinger needs to sit.

[NaTeWHO 870]

Horrible throw.

[EuroHorn 3295]

here comes another 3 and out

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Good looking pass

[Hamttx 427]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Do what? Sure, there is always a measurable amount of improvement for every team between games 1 and 2. But, there is also programs considered historic power houses (like us) that are supposed to not let this happen unless it is against a similar opponent. Maryland, well they ain’t that.........

[UTEX_ME 4289]

put Shane in

[Neonmoon 38130]

Ha nice fucking pass you tool 

[hookem2010 2700]

What is our TOP so far, 18 seconds?

[Slacks 7066]

lets see if we can complete a pass

nope

[taybo20 3042]

Horrible throw and play call

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

man.... we cant throw short, we cant throw middle, and we can only throw long if the fucking receiver makes a miracle catch 

[Tracer Bullet 208]

Alright put in Buechele.  Ehlinger isn't cutting it

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Buechele next drive? 

[Sgt Hulk 14461]

Just curious. Do we practice football at all for no 

[LoneStarBiker 145]

Shitttty throw Sam

[BillyGoatHill 4421]

God damn.......WTF do we do in the off season. We look like dog shit. Fuck You Beck. Fuck You Herman

[Dahobbs 18327]

so, no chance we pick up 6 yards on 3rd down.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

3rd and 6. More manageable