2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Radical Larry 28815]

Everyone go take a shit and get a drink. 

[Deej 77676]

Lightning delay. Gives Beck time to draw up some shittier plays.

[Modessit 5665]

Of course they do this AFTER Maryland scores. Now if it's bad weather all day they can call the game over.

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

and boom goes the thunderstorm.

 

right after MD takes the lead.

 

we really dont do well when we have weather delays here recently

[40acresaustin 7]

Well this is fucking gay

[MillerEP 30839]

Right as Maryland was getting winded The Universe gives them a nice rest break

[Bruh Man 3160]

this is game is longer than aretha's funeral.

[burntorangebongos 10809]

fucking shit....weather delay.

[Macanudo 13258]

Bought the Alaskan Frontier Pack 12 pack this morning.   3 Ambers, 3 Summer Kolschs, 3 Icy Bay IPAs and 3 Husky IPAs.    I hate running out of beer.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, suddenly shaggy said:

Oh good, Maryland gets some rest. 

Exactly

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I am certainly not a football wizard. But that seems like a coaching issue to me. 

Our coaches certainly seem to be deaf, dumb, and blind.

[hookem48 4808]

leave Beck on the field

[kopp0e 1135]

Well, isn't that convenient to call a weather delay right after the home team goes ahead by 2...

[fellside 1135]

We're getting gashed outside consistently and it'd be nice if we could adjust away from the 4i for a moment.

[Rockethorn1978 6203]

This game is a nightmare. Maryland killed a kid, we are losing and now it’s delayed. Fuck this game and just win and get the fuck out.

[Capn81 396]

Why? they still would be up by 1, is we made xp, what's the difference?

Because another Maryland TD we would still be a TD down dumbass.

[hotdogGT 6]

Weather sucks

[Brothahorn 10096]

Rain delay...perfect for this shitty performance.

[Redneck Mutha 8160]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

What is rain?

Yeah, that's some made up bullshit right there.  No such thing.

[Vito Andolini 9432]

Yeah, seems like we got fucked, Terps players were suffering 

[Guitarman 29]

Which one of you is responsible for the weather delay? Thank you.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

im fucking telling you,  they are going to have to pull this NOS commercial here soon,  some fucking idiot is going to record himself trying to be cute with a car and get creamed and blame it on the commercial

It’s probably going to be me FYI, but I’m pretty sure it’ll work.

[Dark Horse 2407]

Maybe I’ll just take a nap and not wake up. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3892]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Jesus...

Lets let the winded Terps team go and rest up and negate the lone positive we have on O

Yep. And we will come back out groggy just like the start of the game. 

[Zavala 1384]

Could not stop the game while maryland was driving eh?

Fuck these fox panelists are shit, Matt "we were the better team" Leinart.

[Macanudo 13258]

OK...    midget clown paraplegic porn didn't work earlier.   Guess I'll have to get really weird now.  

[Radical Larry 28815]

[Ldogg53 514]

Shark should not starts

Has to with GJ out now.

[Disco Missile 456]

1 minute ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Oh good, Maryland gets some rest. 

Yeah we're starting to turn the tide because of conditioning. This won't help.

*I'm referring to the 22 unanswered points we scored before the last MD TD*

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

At this rate watching the other games on all the TVs on this bar. BlowU. TCU are gonna put 60 on this defense. Even tech will put 40.  They can’t stop shit. 3rd and 19. First down. Drop sure handed int next play touchdown 

[TexasMan 11383]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Of course they do this AFTER Maryland scores. Now if it's bad weather all day they can call the game over.

This isn't baseball. I don't think that's how it works.

[runthebone 8322]

I have been pretty apathetic about this football season.  

 

Struggling with Maryland still sucks, though.   

[bborange 10346]

No rain yet.  

[Red Five 41601]

“Ok Tim we’re gonna need you to go up to that very top row up there and hold this metal rod up as high as you can...”

[Pam Cummings 9825]

Interested to see if yall love or hate the delay

[Deej 77676]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

 Maryland killed a kid, 

Has anyone mentioned that the one thing better than honoring him would be not to have killed him in the first place?

[Redneck Mutha 8160]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Rat faaaaaaaarts!!!!!!!!

[elnimo 55]

Is GJ out next game too?

[hookem48 4808]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, seems like we got fucked, Terps players were suffering 

yeah, they suffered right down our fucking throats that drive

[Radical Larry 28815]

Is GJ out next game too?

No. Just the rest of this game since it was in the first half.

[Mo Horn 8933]

Football and weather gods hate the Longhorns

[Red Five 41601]

Interested to see if yall love or hate the delay

This is Pam..... Cummings

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Interested to see if yall love or hate the delay

Fuck no. Rain/lightning delays always fuck Texas in every way.

[hookem48 4808]

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

Is GJ out next game too?

no, just second half today

[Redneck Mutha 8160]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Has anyone mentioned that the one thing better than honoring him would be not to have killed him in the first place?

The only thing better would have been to kill 12.  /aggy

[LongestHorn 772]

DVR needs rain delay pause button.

[runthebone 8322]

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

[Brisketexan 106640]

I’ve been up since 5:45 to hunt. I’ve been drinking beer. Do I watch the rest of this shit after the delay, or do I take a nap?

Leaning nap...

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This isn't baseball. I don't think that's how it works.

Suspending the Game ARTICLE 3. a. The referee may suspend the game temporarily when conditions warrant such action. b. When the game is stopped by actions of a person(s) not subject to the rules or for any other reasons not in the rules and cannot continue, the referee shall: 1. Suspend play and direct the players to their team areas. 2. Refer the problem to those responsible for the game’s management. 3. Resume the game when he determines conditions are satisfactory. c. If a game is suspended under Rules 3-3-3-a and b before the end of the fourth period and cannot be resumed, there are four possible options: 1. Resume the game at a later date; 2. Terminate the game with a determined final score; 3. Forfeit of the game; or 4. Declare a no contest. The option that takes effect shall be determined by conference policy if both institutions are members of the same conference. In non-conference competition, the directors of athletics at the participating institutions or their designees, in consultation with the coaches, must agree on one of the four options. This agreement will include the final score if the game is terminated (Rule 8-1-2). d. If a game is suspended under Rules 3-3-3-a and b after four periods of play and cannot be resumed, the game shall be ruled a tie. The final score shall be the score at the end of the last completed period. (Note: If a winner must be determined in a conference playoff game, conference policy shall determine when and where the game will be resumed.) e. A suspended game, if resumed, will begin with the same time remaining and under the identical conditions of down, distance, field position and player eligibility.

[ousux 5635]

I love how they suspended after they scored. 

Takes a little momentum away,

If that that makes any gotdam difference.