2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[satyanash 14282]

Failing to stop Maryland on 3rd and 19 changed everything. Was the turning point of the game.

[Deej 76599]

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[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Just now, runthebone said:

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

That's because Maryland fans are stupid.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Just now, runthebone said:

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

Lol at adjustments. It's orange slice time bitches! 

[SKA the boss 729]

Perhaps this will give us time to figure out that they can't stop Ingram.

[Knoxtnhorn 5941]

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

[Capn81 372]

I’ve been up since 5:45 to hunt. I’ve been drinking beer. Do I watch the rest of this shit after the delay, or do I take a nap?

Leaning nap...

Nap.

You can always DVR the rest. Wake up, check your phone for the score, and then watch or delete what was recorded.

[hotdogGT 6]

So, whats our record during weather delays?

[Vic Mackey 46939]

4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Maybe I’ll just take a nap and not wake up. 

R.I.P....

[tbone_ 14032]

Fortunately ou seems to be off to a sputtering start also.

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

Landover, Maryland

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

Landover, MD.

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

4 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 

Because another Maryland TD we would still be a TD down dumbass.

 

Hey dumbass... in that scenario.... we would still have had to CONVERT THE FUCKING 2 POINTS.   which if you werent paying attention, we didnt do.    and we had 3 mins to prepare for the fucking conversion as the MD player was hurt.

we had to go for it there.   It was a god awful playcall- compounded by Sam forgetting that it was a 2 point play and not a "dont throw a pick here" play.    so he tossed it out of the endzone instead of throwing a jump pass to johnson

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

7 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 

dup

Edited September 1, 2018 by AUS-97HORN

[Radical Larry 28533]

1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:

Perhaps this will give us time to figure out that they can't stop Ingram.

Allow me to introduce you to Tim Beck. 

[Dark Horse 2263]

Just now, hotdogGT said:

So, whats our record during weather delays?

Depends, do we have chicken strips?

[Topper13 3201]

I'm having 2013 rain delay flashbacks

[Wally Pryor 5245]

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, seems like we got fucked, Terps players were suffering 

Suffering?  

Lulz.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Am I supposed to follow Twitter for weather delay updates or something

Edited September 1, 2018 by perfectchaos007

[hookem48 4637]

1 minute ago, hotdogGT said:

So, whats our record during weather delays?

0-0

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Also, can someone tell me why this game is being played at Fedex Stadium? This is a terrible atmosphere. Play this game at the campus. All these college games going to these neutral sites are terrible. Takes away from the pageantry of what separates college from the NFL. 

[54_Strat 34]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Allow me to introduce you to Tim Beck. 

I thought the RB coach decides which RBs will be used in a given series

[SKA the boss 729]

Allow me to introduce you to Tim Beck. 

We didn't fire him in the 2nd quarter?
fuck

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

1 minute ago, hotdogGT said:

So, whats our record during weather delays?

Not good

[Pam Cummings 9596]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is Pam..... Cummings

Finally someone gets it.

[Slacks 6792]

Has to with GJ out now.

I know. i was being reactionary. he was having a good game until that td play.

a few posts prior, I said he should starts.

[Knoxtnhorn 5941]

Damn.  This may take awhile.  As soon as this storm passes, there's more behind it.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also, can someone tell me why this game is being played at Fedex Stadium? This is a terrible atmosphere. Play this game at the campus. All these college games going to these neutral sites are terrible. Takes away from the pageantry of what separates college from the NFL. 

Tweet your grievance to CDC.

[Zavala 1384]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 

[Capn81 372]

dup

Yes, you fucking dunce. But having the points now gives you the advantage of still being in the game. If Maryland scores, you have to score twice late. Always take the fucking points early dipshit.

[ousux 5588]

OK...    midget clown paraplegic porn didn't work earlier.   Guess I'll have to get really weird now.  

You were watching the blowU game?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Exited the wilderness straight into the swamp....

[Neonmoon 38127]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Damn.  This may take awhile.  As soon as this storm passes, there's more behind it.

There are three bands behind it 

[hotdogGT 6]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Depends, do we have chicken strips?

I believe we won going away??? Were gonna need some Sally cookies and Orange slices, though.

[Radical Larry 28533]

Just now, 54_Strat said:

I thought the RB coach decides which RBs will be used in a given series

Ingram can be on the field. That doesn't mean Beck will call a run. 

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also, can someone tell me why this game is being played at Fedex Stadium? This is a terrible atmosphere. Play this game at the campus. All these college games going to these neutral sites are terrible. Takes away from the pageantry of what separates college from the NFL. 

Not to mention the stadium itself is fucking garbage. It’s a straight up shit hole with worse sight lines than the cotton bowl. There are multiple seats where pillars block the view of the field. Of course it hardly matters at this game since the stadium is about 30% full

[Radical Larry 28533]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

There are three bands behind it 

Which band is opening? This is important.

[Fat Bastard 593]

Praise Allah for Vince Young. That was th apex of my sports fandom. I could’ve died a very content man then. The last 10+ years have been the equivalent of torturing those camel fuckers at Gitmo

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Exited the wilderness straight into the swamp....

Beware of Ogre

[TexasMan 10786]

So... yall are saying I should go to HEB for a beer run?

[LongestHorn 759]

I'm gonna take a 30 minute meeting with my Stearns and Foster.

[Radical Larry 28533]

Just now, TexasMan said:

So... yall are saying I should go to HEB for a beer run?

Like HEB is open. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

There are three bands behind it 

Lollapoolooza

[54_Strat 34]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Ingram can be on the field. That doesn't mean Beck will call a run. 

He's saving Ingram for USC and Oklahoma

[burntorangebongos 10681]

6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

no, just second half today

What? He is out this whole game the beginning of next game.

[Buzzrock 14880]

Damn.  This may take awhile.  As soon as this storm passes, there's more behind it.

Looks like it’s moving slow. Should be able to cram in the rest of the game if this passes.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Which band is opening? This is important.

Night Ranger

[Newdoc 3433]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

[cdain3 3454]