2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[BillyGoatHill 4420]

7 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Weather delay after the Maryland TD.

We are about to get some rain folks, wind speed 8 mph. 

Come the fuck on play football. Who called the game off? Why? Was there even lighting reported nearby???

If lightning is seen or noted on radar within 8 miles of stadium....automatic 30 minute delay from last known lightning strike.

Edited September 1, 2018 by BillyGoatHill

[F250 29178]

2 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Yeah! Why the fuck didn't I get a Cathy either? Shit won't stand, man!

I had two Cathy's from Iowa back in the 90's.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

So you think Herman is feeding them pbj or orange slices in the locker room to stay fueled during this little break?

He had Sally make some cookies specifically for this. Mensa.

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, oh_snap said:

So you think Herman is feeding them pbj or orange slices in the locker room to stay fueled during this little break?

He lines them up and gives each player a kiss on the lips or a scowl, depending on their play.

[Vic Mackey 47849]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

All about money, three way Texas/Redskin/Maryland deal. 

How much money are the Skins getting with this shitty ass attendance, though? Seems the operating costs of getting this stadium functioning outweighs the true benefits of having the game. I could see if Maryland was a big time program that drew very well. But they don't care about football there.

[kopp0e 1135]

Well, while waiting through the weather delay I noticed a tweet that the XII turns 22 this weekend: Glad to have Texas & SWC in the former Big8 combined..!

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

5 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Yeah! Why the fuck didn't I get a Cathy either? 

[Hank_Hill 19786]

Watching all these D1 highlights.....we have a lot of fucking work to do.

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

I’m trying like fuck to look at the positives of this weather delay. But seeing as our coaching staff can’t scheme for shit. Can’t olay call can’t prep can’t do anything correct I imagine they are all playing candy crush right now on their phones. Maryland comes out rested and ready to finish 

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Watching all these D1 highlights.....we have a lot of fucking work to do.

 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Watching all these D1 highlights.....we have a lot of fucking work to do.

It’s awesome watching teams score points isn’t it 

[Nicole44 22206]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

How much money are the Skins getting with this shitty ass attendance, though? Seems the operating costs of getting this stadium functioning outweighs the true benefits of having the game. I could see if Maryland was a big time program that drew very well. But they don't care about football there.

Stop trying to draw drew in u nfl cowboys ride or die fucker! This is a meltdown thread of college importance. Not some I chose a team bullshit

[Tailleur17 361]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Watching all these D1 highlights.....we have a lot of fucking work to do.

We’ve been saying this for 10 years now.

[Disco Missile 456]

1 minute ago, kopp0e said:

Well, while waiting through the weather delay I noticed a tweet that the XII turns 22 this weekend: Glad to have Texas & SWC in the former Big8 combined..!

 

Well...Big 8 minus Nebraska and Colorado and SWC minus Arkansas, Houston, Rice, SMU, and aggie.

Carry on.

[LTtxfan 49912]

Wtf Orlando's Defense????

[BigOrange1 6610]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Like it matters. We are not winning the big twelve with this shit on offense

uhhh, defense has been just as bad as the offense.  if not worse...

[pacman 7492]

is fs1 going to bring our game back on, skipping the start of Detroit/NYY?

[A’Dam Psycho 1490]

14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Honest question- when was the last time we showed up and played a crisp, well coached, well executed game against a quality opponent?

Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl?

Mizzou

[Hank_Hill 19786]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How much money are the Skins getting with this shitty ass attendance, though? Seems the operating costs of getting this stadium functioning outweighs the true benefits of having the game. I could see if Maryland was a big time program that drew very well. But they don't care about football there.

Couldn’t tell you/agree, just know that’s why it was agreed upon originally 

[Ghost of Shag 2723]

They had better win this game.

That’s all. We can worry about the Big XII, all that stuff later.

Win the game, Tom. 

[Tailleur17 361]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Mizzou

I hope you mean 2008.

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

"There just isn't any continuity with the offensive play calling." -Matt Leinart.

[Goodman 3280]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

They had better win this game.

That’s all. We can worry about the Big XII, all that stuff later.

Win the game, Tom. 

That is all that matters. Hook'em!

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

If we come out after this delay and go 3 and out. I’ll know for certain the coaches didn’t do shit and that’s a wrap 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

Just now, SlingeroGuitaro said:

"There just isn't any continuity with the offensive play calling." -Matt Leinart.

Still the better team

[BillyGoatHill 4420]

Well now FS1 is switching to the Cal game......what happens to coverage when delay (at least another 30 minutes) is done...? 

[Hank_Hill 19786]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Wtf Orlando's Defense????

Losing 4 NFL talents was never going to result in a better defense. But yea, it should be better than this, primarily the secondary.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Oregon State just intercepted Ohio Rape at the goal line, ran it back to midfield, fumbled on the tackle to a teammate that runs it deep into Buckeye territory.

Worth catching the replay on twitter.

Edited September 1, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Vic Mackey 47849]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Stop trying to draw drew in u nfl cowboys ride or die fucker! This is a meltdown thread of college importance. Not some I chose a team bullshit

Chose a team bullshit? Not sure what you are getting at here.

[Radical Larry 28815]

I'm using this time to listen to some tunes. 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8161]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m trying like fuck to look at the positives of this weather delay. 

I don't know, how long does it take to taze and hogtie a man, say about the size of Tim Beck, load him up in the trunk of a 72 Buick, haul him down to the Potomac, and find enough rocks to tie to his body?  You know, if his body was about the size of Tim Beck's?  Can the weather delay be about that long?

[F250 29178]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

He had Sally make some cookies specifically for this. Mensa.

That would be some Cobra Kai - Karate Kid III level shit. Herman being the Terry Silver to Mack Brown's John Kreese.

[Wishbone 4924]

Whole day is fucked up now. We better come out and win this or my bad day becomes a weekend and probably a season.

[Magus Ossis 2997]

4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its not a tough concept. but obviously you are living in the past where no one goes for 2 until its 1 min left in the game. 

going for 2  TO TIE THE GAME was the right call, and still was the right call with the miss.    

the issue is, Mensa didnt do a fucking run/pass option for Sam - you know the QB who does a pretty good job running for 3-5 yards at a time

At the end of the game, specific score patterns dictate deviation from the odds. E.g., if you are down 2 with under a minute, you go for 2. Until late, however, you don’t know how many TDs, FGs, etc are going to be scored on each side. So you generally should follow the stats. If getting a 2-Pt conversion is more than 50% as likely as kicking for one, you try for 2. Otherwise you don’t.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Are they saying on TV how long the delay might be? 

[Radical Larry 28815]

1 minute ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Well now FS1 is switching to the Cal game......what happens to coverage when delay (at least another 30 minutes) is done...? 

Maybe FS2?

[former alkie 72]

Leinart and Wannatedt ripping on Texas, and making very valid points.

Jesus

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

2 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Still the better team

better team, or better athletes?

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, former alkie said:

Leinart and Wannatedt ripping on Texas, and making very valid points.

Jesus

Fuck Leinart.

[Redneck Mutha 8161]

3 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

"There just isn't any continuity with the offensive play calling." -Matt Leinart.

Is it almost as if the play caller changed during the course of the game, Matt?

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Are they saying on TV how long the delay might be? 

Jim Cantore just walked into the stadium.

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Well now FS1 is switching to the Cal game......what happens to coverage when delay (at least another 30 minutes) is done...? 

I texted Rupert and asked him

[BigHorn'13 3480]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Losing 4 NFL talents was never going to result in a better defense. But yea, it should be better than this, primarily the secondary.

Doesn't help wheeler is our only ILB rn either. 

[Kenny Powers 45]

3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Well now FS1 is switching to the Cal game......what happens to coverage when delay (at least another 30 minutes) is done...? 

The TCU game in 2013 finished on FS2 same thing will probably happen here depending how long the delay is

[Redneck Mutha 8161]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Jim Cantore just walked into the stadium.

Fuck, we're about to get Marshall'ed?

[TexasMan 11383]

OH. MY. GOD.

 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

31 minutes ago, bborange said:

No rain yet.  

They didn't stop the game because of rain......lightening.

[tbone_ 14413]

Lineart isn’t wrong

[Nicole44 22206]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Wtf Orlando's Defense????

? Some of it could have to do with shitty offense. (Beck/Herman)Some of it could have to do with we’re soft. Honestly, the fucking crab cakes have more grit than we do.

[UDontKnow 10559]

[Bateshorn 9989]

All I know is it is raining like a motherfucker right now. My sump pump is rocking and rolling.