2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Red Five 40695]

Oh good, fucking stuff them with pizza.

[MillerEP 30348]

FS1 “Maryland is on stationary bikes, but Texas is trying to order pizzas”

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Projected start time is 345

[BrazilHorn 6577]

If I’m FS1 I’d show Charles in Charge reruns vs this game. 

[4th&Five 41462]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Pizza has replaced chicken strips. 

 

Guys should feel real light after that. Wtf?

[BillyGoatHill 4278]

45 more minutes at best...

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

So can we just cancel this and it goes down as we didn’t lose?

[NaTeWHO 851]

Pizzas and orange slices. Perfect.

[Macanudo 12936]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Projected start time is 345

2345?   That may best the next time Texas has a competent coaching staff.

[Rimbo 25819]

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Disappointed in DL's ability to pressure QB.  TEXAS just seems hesitant on Defense.

Offense still trying to find its rhythm, but seemed to play better when up tempo was used.  CDC probably needs to make sure opener not verses P5 Team for a while till Herman finds an offensive identity.....

There's probably a schematic reason for this, given our deficiencies at linebacker.

Very pleased in the near-competence I'm seeing from our OL.

[Wishbone 4739]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Projected start time is 345

Add a 10 minute warmup, 4:00 at the earliest our time. This game would be over had they let it go. Yeah, I know the protocol, but this sucks.

[Kenny Powers 45]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

FS1 “Maryland is on stationary bikes, but Texas is trying to order pizzas”

Taking this one out of Urbans playbook. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

I mean, some of the defensive woes are explained by losing experienced talent and replacing it with inexperience and possibly less talent.
 
I mean, no Poona ffs.  But the rest of it  . . . . .

Yes! Got me last year at the cowboys game. Damn thought wed never get there. It rained 6 hours straight

[suddenly shaggy 929]

Game supposed to resume at 3:45 central. 

[Radical Larry 28533]

Just now, Macanudo said:

2345?   That may best the next time Texas has a competent coaching staff.

I don't think I'll be around for that. Shit. 

[DixonHur 11236]

Are they getting cookie cakes for desert?

[BrazilHorn 6577]

Game should have been at college park. Being at FedEx was stupid. 

[D_Goose 485]

Don't we want them eating some fruit and lean protein or some shit? Fucking pizza? Hope they're getting some wings too. Maybe get the hook up on some cold ones. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

this team doesn't deserve fucking pizza

[thunderlounge 7764]

4 minutes ago, pacman said:

the d is content to be blocked, seriously

So content, they're blocking each other. 🙄

Sure would be nice to see the team not tripping on their own dicks for a change.

[Texaus 372]

Will it still be televised?

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

1) order pizza

2) have pizza delivered but don't let the team eat

3) pissed off team ass rapes terps by 30 the rest of the way

4) team goes back to locker and eats pizza

5) nobody dies due to rain

6) profit!!1!!!

[Tailleur17 361]

4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

FS1 “Maryland is on stationary bikes, but Texas is trying to order pizzas”

Yikes

[Jameslaw121 4445]

will it still be on FS1?

[Dark Horse 2263]

What’s wrong with pizza?

[Goodman 3273]

Even LHN went away from Craig Way. 

Beck was telling someone "I love you" while being tackled on all access. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Ordering pizzas. Great.

I hope its not from a pizza chain owned by a guy with the last name patel.

[clapclapclap 9000]

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Projected start time is 345

But the time zone keeps shifting west.

Of course when given a lightening delay, Beck instead orders pizzas.

Edited September 1, 2018 by clapclapclap

[naija 2854]

I guess Herman doesn't believe in the "itis"

[mulletpelini 5210]

maybe some orange slices for dessert and a nap

[Deej 76599]

Pizza is for closers.

[Nicole44 22028]

I blame phdhorn. He said the weather was just fine many hours earlier

[Goodman 3273]

I want some fucking 313 pizza, those yankees deliver yet?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

I’m gonna fire up ncaa 2013 and curb stomp Maryland just to feel better about this day 

[Wishbone 4739]

I like my pain short and sweet. Not like getting your dick sawed off with an old Emory board.

[Tailleur17 361]

Ordering pizzas lulz. This just keeps getting better and better.

[thunderlounge 7764]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

this team doesn't deserve fucking pizza

sprinkles are for winners

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

[Radical Larry 28533]

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

What’s wrong with pizza?

I'm in my 40s and don't have to play football... so nothing. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

[Deej 76599]

Just now, Wishbone said:

I like my pain short and sweet. Not like getting your dick sawed off with an old Emory board.

Albert Fish is disappointed in you.

[Nicole44 22028]

Just now, Deej said:

Pizza is for closers.

Lulz. Fancy drinks with cool names are for closers. Losers hit the 7/11 twelve pack of shit beer.

[naija 2854]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

ridiculous. I like my truth immediate and raw

[Wishbone 4739]

Just now, Deej said:

Albert Fish is disappointed in you.

Fuck him too! 😉

[BrazilHorn 6577]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

But the time zone keeps shifting west.

Of course when given a lightening delay, Beck instead orders pizzas.

Not to go “Glen Garry” but pizza? WTF? 

[elfenix 34190]

fs1 just said the astros don''t have any issues.

 

wat

 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

You sound like a pussy

[C-Man 27083]

Is this gonna be back on TV at some point?

[South Austin 52170]

I is drunk an engry.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Pizza and beer for the players!