2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[horncyclist 1391]

Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

[oh_snap 694]

Heard that the pizza has pineapple on it. Drew Mehringer’s idea. 

[UDontKnow 10559]

Too bad the Redskins don't have a stadium with a retractable roof. That might have come handy.

[Wally Pryor 5388]

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Maryland is a mediocre team.   Inexcusable this game is close.   

[UDontKnow 10559]

Just now, oh_snap said:

Heard that the pizza has pineapple on it. Drew Mehringer’s idea. 

Needed a citrus replacement for the orange slices. Duh.

[Nicole44 22206]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Pizza and beer for the players!

G5 

[Mikey4 2484]

Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

Is there lightning in the area?

[Texaus 389]

Wish they’d order up some OG 4loko instead

[XYZ 2154]

So is this fucking game ever gonna resume or what?

[Deej 77676]

Just now, Mikey4 said:

2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

Is there lightning in the area?

Not from the Texas offense. Thunder, either.

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, Mikey4 said:

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

Is there lightning in the area?

At least in the last 30 minutes within an 8 mile radius.

[BigHorn'13 3480]

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Fuck that noise. Agree about the first part tho. 

[Red Five 41601]

Bacon and eggs, coffee and water.

[LTtxfan 49912]

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players.....

Surprised Maryland has not turned the ball over..... Dang Kris Boyd dropped interception allowed Maryland TD.....

[CastHorn 893]

Let’s just get this win and go the fuck home. Never schedule Maryland again.

[Mikey4 2484]

At least in the last 30 minutes within an 8 mile radius.

Thanks, hugely helpful bro.

[Limp Brisket 549]

3 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Heard that the pizza has pineapple on it. Drew Mehringer’s idea. 

Orange slices.  It has orange slices on it.  Mack Brown's idea.

[Zavala 1384]

Went from hefeweizen to margaritas and back to beir. 

Should I just go strait to meth or is Texas gonna come back and curb stomp these fuckheads?

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players.....

Surprised Maryland has not turned the ball over..... Dang Kris Boyd dropped interception allowed Maryland TD.....

 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players.....

Surprised Maryland has not turned the ball over..... Dang Kris Boyd dropped interception allowed Maryland TD.....

This play is showing up big right now.

[pacman 7492]

Boys need to snort some rails, to show a little life

[Gut Wagon 8214]

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

fs1 just said the astros don''t have any issues.

 

wat

 

That’s as crazy as thinking we still have the ability to schedule free football wins. 

[BigHorn'13 3480]

3 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Heard that the pizza has grapes on it. Herb Hand's idea. 

Fify

[horncyclist 1391]

Sunshine peaking through.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Let’s just get this win and go the fuck home. Never schedule Maryland again.

Or Cal, or UCLA or etc.....he’ll, at this point Tulsa scares you to death!

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Boys need to snort some rails, to show a little life

Upboat if I had any left

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Letting everyone back in

[Bottlecap 1523]

 

[Jersey Man10 3748]

Or Cal, or UCLA or etc.....he’ll, at this point Tulsa scares you to death!

BYU.

[bad_teammate 13481]

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Boys need to snort some rails, to show a little life

Where's Michael Irvin when you need him?

[A’Dam Psycho 1490]

15 minutes ago, pacman said:

the d is content to be blocked, seriously

that latest end-around by maryland, that got them a first down, pj locke was free when the runner turned the corner. locke proceeded to run right into a blocker, straight into him, with no wiggle or attempt to avoid him

boyd, at this point, is the only one to try and wiggle through, fight off a block

 

the other qb hits are free runs

Maybe I’m over exaggerating but it feels like we’re the only team in country that does this. We’ve been doing this bullshit for eight years. Defenders run right to the blockers like fuckin magnets and introduce themselves and play fuckin patty cake while the ball carrier runs past them for 15-20 yds. 

[Nicole44 22206]

Watching this panel on Fox is funny right now 

[Deej 77676]

Start this back up. I've been drinking since 8 this morning. At some point, I need to pass out.

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

Welp time to take a shit. Might as well rub one out in the meantime too

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1520]

If there is a Patel making pizza in DC I’m gonna lose my shit

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

Pizza?

Carb coma and salt dehydration?   Am I wrong?

[dcar00 14907]

4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Let’s just get this win and go the fuck home. Never schedule Maryland again.

First cal now maryland.  We suck and its obvious we are unprepared again.charlie 2.0

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

 

Mack got the kids Chicken fingers during the delay in 13 against TCU. That worked out pretty well.  Hope Herman had that in his binder. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Hullabaloo Dinesh Dinesh

[Gut Wagon 8214]

6 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Sunshine peaking through.

It’s no longer being pumped. Well, perhaps by some. 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Gut Wagon

[LTtxfan 49912]

3 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

 

On FS1 or somewhere else??

Edited September 1, 2018 by LTtxfan

[Nicole44 22206]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Maybe I’m over exaggerating but it feels like we’re the only team in country that does this. We’ve been doing this bullshit for eight years. Defenders run right to the blockers like fuckin magnets and introduce themselves and play fuckin patty cake while the ball carrier runs past them for 15-20 yds. 

Try 35 years before we won a championship after Royal. We wonder around like Ricky Williams in a haze in the mountains for years. We have no qb right now. And we seem to not find one despite them being all around us in Texas high school football. 

[Landomatic 3813]

10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Pizza and beer for the players!

I just ordered pizza and I’ve been drinking beer all day so this hits close to home.

[Wishbone 4924]

3:40-3:50 now.

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

So who here likes a good story about a bridge?

[Dark Horse 2407]

It’s times like this where OG 4Loko is truly missed. 

[elfenix 34661]

guess i should walk the dog now

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

[Elvis 3428]

I think the panel should just play Texas Holdem Poker during these rain delays.  Watching them BS for this long is painful.  

[Guest]

41 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

"There just isn't any continuity with the offensive play calling." -Matt Leinart.

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role.