2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Macanudo 13258]

Just now, Macanudo said:

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

well thats kinda tough.  MD killed theirs, and we lost ours about 8 years ago

Ours died when Colt left the field versus Bama.   

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Did the pizza arrive in 30 minutes or less? 

[4th&Five 41905]

2 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

BlowU is gonna kill us. 

To be fair most teams will. 

[Radical Larry 28815]

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

There's going to be lots of pizza barf everywhere.

Yeah, I've been drinking for a while today. 

[UDontKnow 10559]

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

Field looks soaked. 

Reminds me of South Austin's mom.

[kingkoopa6 8595]

[Bevo Num1 1061]

They're going to have wet balls?

[Wishbone 4924]

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

[South Austin 53156]

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

There's going to be lots of pizza barf everywhere.

They ordered Pappa John's?

[Radical Larry 28815]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Reminds me of South Austin's mom.

She's a giver. 

[DanTheHorn 5061]

Field is soaked

[Macanudo 13258]

Just now, Wishbone said:

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

Yeah, no.

[Bevo Num1 1061]

Oy, it's so humid, it's like a sauna in here! 

Like playing at home.

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

Lol he said preparing for a game hahahahaha he must have meant Maryland 

[Dark Horse 2407]

Maybe it was concession stand pizza?

[Nicole44 22206]

You will have wet balls 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

"Youve been sitting for a while and youre going to have wet balls" - Dave Wannstedt

[Macanudo 13258]

Wannstedt just said he wanted orange slices.   Is Mack there?

[Gut Wagon 8214]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Why do TV commentators constantly use the phrase unanswered points when those points were eventually answered (Rob Stone: "Texas reeled off 22 unanswered points).

 

Just say consecutive.

True. It would have been much more accurate to say the Longhorns have 22 unanswered questions. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1490]

Even fox panel is flaming us. Fuckin Pizza!!!!!

[Wishbone 4924]

Is pizza code for cocaine?

[Deej 77676]

"Orange slices!!!"

[Dark Horse 2407]

Panel is trolling the shit out of us. 

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

Pizzagate.  Here we go 

[UDontKnow 10559]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

I heard he tried but whiffed while getting into position.

[Macanudo 13258]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Panel is trolling the shit out of us. 

We deserve it.

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Is pizza code for cocaine?

meth.   pure meth

[Sleepygrad 1034]

Deservedly so

[Soul Glo 54]

You know....you're gonna have wet balls.

[Hank_Hill 19785]

They didn’t eat fucking pizza you drunk fuckers shut up.

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

Yet you are cognizant enough to post this bullshit

[Tailleur17 361]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

Meh. Vahe blows.

[Deej 77676]

"...in what has been a good one."

Fuck you!

[Radical Larry 28815]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You will have wet balls 

Gold Bond.

 

Wait, what?

[Mo Horn 8933]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Is pizza code for cocaine?

I hope it's code for cojones, cause that's what they need to find/order

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

oh deer lord.   we need to actually have a real fucking drive here

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, Soul Glo said:

You know....you're gonna have wet balls.

Not with this performance.

[Deej 77676]

Schweddy balls?

[DanTheHorn 5061]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Pizzagate.  Here we go 

Take it to the CR

[Soul Glo 54]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

True. It would have been much more accurate to say the Longhorns have 22 unanswered questions. 

Upper level management type stuff right here.

[Macanudo 13258]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

They didn’t eat fucking pizza you drunk fuckers shut up.

I shouldn't have to be drunk at 3:38 pm because Texas is sucking Terrapin ass.  

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

Jetsweeps and pizza. That’s Maryland football 

[Macanudo 13258]

Brady Quinn sloshes balls

 

[TonyTexas 10684]

Terrapins are water creatures. Just saying.

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Just now, Macanudo said:

Brady Quinn sloshes balls

 

gym rat

[Dark Horse 2407]

Nike > UA

 

We got this 

[Hank_Hill 19785]

Just now, Macanudo said:

I shouldn't have to be drunk at 3:38 pm because Texas is sucking Terrapin ass.  

I am as well. But everyone is going off a lesser than Chip Brown level reporter saying this shit. 

[Soul Glo 54]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Not with this performance.

I need to get my shit together. Because I just got dunked on.

[FizzleFish 137]

I don’t think a wet field will change much. I haven’t seen any speed from us on either side of the ball.

[MillerEP 30839]

Time to get those stormtroopers muddy