2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[0xdeadbeef 1695]

very good call by the zebras...I would have bet money it was a TD in real time

[Bruh Man 3160]

Hill even when under pressure has been able to throw some catchable balls.

[Rockethorn1978 6203]

This team sucks fucking dick. You basically have had two halftimes and still can’t scheme or even outplay this Maryland team that doesn’t have their head coach? Bullshit. Fuck Tom, fire him and let’s keep it going. Next man up. 

[Mo Horn 8933]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Have some faith.

 

I can't give you a good reason why, but have it anyway.

They destroyed any faith I had ages ago

[Macanudo 13259]

I hate Mack Brown.   But Tom Herman is approaching Mack territory.

[UTEX90 589]

This is just exhausting.

[BigHorn'13 3480]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

who's 7? 

Sterns 

[SimonBolivar 11040]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Wow, incomplete, I'm surprised.

 

Replay shows clearly out.  So, retroactive pass interference?

Somebody is about head over the maryland sideline to hit QB right about now.

[BillyGoatHill 4420]

Fucktards actually get a call right......

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

I’d go for it because we suck 

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

surlyhorns.com

 

Website name checks out.

Yeah, fucked out of Bevo and fucked out of shaggy too. Just fucked.

It's like lifting a million ton rock off your head. 

BLOCK THAT KICK 

[Brandywine 1326]

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We should hire Maryland’s coach. Love their running game. 

Truthfully I don’t know who we hire to fix this mess.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Charles O is really underwhelming so far

And for the last 3 years

[Sgt Hulk 14337]

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

[Tailleur17 361]

Fake FG to seal it

[hookem48 4808]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Fuck. That’s a TD. 

how the fuck could you possibly think that?

[Leeroy Jenkins 2475]

Watch for a fake. 

[TexArcher 38824]

BLOCK IT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS

[burntorangebongos 10809]

Block it, TEXAS!!!!!!!

[Newy25 7894]

Ironically, he should not have gone for it earlier but I would probably go for it here. 

[BrazilHorn 6795]

If you’re Maryland you go for it. Texas hasn’t shown shit on O. Make UT go 96. 

[NaTeWHO 869]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

who's 7? 

True frosh Caden Sterns. He's been all over the field today. One of the few bright spots.

[US183 163]

Just give them the TD and lets go home and have some hugs 

[MillerEP 30842]

We can still win this, but we have to play smart, unfortunately we haven’t shown we can do that

[Mole 4338]

Most important FG defense in Texas history...

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Holy F

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Hopefully the ball gets stuck in the mud for this kick 

[SimonBolivar 11040]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

Yeah worst case Texas has to go a long way for fg.

[EuroHorn 3287]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

Texas won’t move the ball. Fg for Maryland seals this one. 

[F250 29180]

Just now, Macanudo said:

I hate Mack Brown.   But Tom Herman is approaching Mack territory.

Mack Brown > Charlie Strong > Tom Herman.

 

[LongestHorn 772]

a penalty here will kill me where I sit.

[Macanudo 13259]

Just now, Brandywine said:

Truthfully I don’t know who we hire to fix this mess.

First, you fire Tom Herman......

[Wishbone 4924]

Come on wet ball kick miss!

[Redneck Mutha 8165]

shank it you piece of shit fucker!!!!!!

[Rockethorn1978 6203]

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Everything you really need to know about the last decade of Texas football has been on display since play resumed. 

[UTEX_ME 4257]

so do we score a touchdown?

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I’d go for it because we suck 

But these guys suck dicks n got no balls. And they are being us by 5.

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

Just now, Macanudo said:

First, you fire Tom Herman......

I thought it was, first you make a roux?

[Sgt Hulk 14337]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

Dude you want to win the lotto too?

[Bullneck 19454]

Whoever was calling plays about 2 hours ago better start doing it again.

[Nivek 17349]

FUCK YOU Big 12 refs.......

B12 refs have been corrupt for several years.

[Wishbone 4924]

Furk.

Edited September 1, 2018 by Wishbone

[Macanudo 13259]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

Great for 4 qtrs?   How about great for 4 series?

[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

Glad they kicked the FG.  If we were still down 2, I wouldn't want it coming down to our own FG kicker anyway.

[Dahobbs 18196]

Ok offense. 6:44 drive for a td would be great. 

[dcar00 14908]

Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.

 

[Newdoc 3508]

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Herman is gonna be such a bitch in the post game presser when he’s grilled (rightfully so) over how bad we played today

He’s pretty defensive when getting tough questions and it’s going to lose him points fast with fans and big money donors.

[Mo Horn 8933]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

I'd settle for a full half

[4th&Five 41908]

We’ll do just enough here to run the clock, get close to midfield and end up with a 4th and 12.