2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Imagine how much better life would have been had we gotten saban

[po elvis 2070]

Have we thrown to our RBs at all? If we are going to be conservative in the pass game that is what you need to do. Get the ball to Watson in space so he can make a big play. We cap all of our pass plays where receivers are not in position for YACs.

[TwiceHorn 31312]

With the mildly better pass pro, one might think Buechele might be a little better.  If Sam isn't improvising with his feet, he's not worth much.

[Wishbone 4739]

In for the ugly W.

[Nicole44 22028]

91 yards

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Nice stand, D.

Now let's go win this fucking game.  Even in the VY and Colt years, there was some ugly wins when we played like shit.  Let's make this one of them.

Man you are really reaching. I love the passion though but those teams are night and day and we had vy and colt not meatball brain ehlinger.

[C-Man 27075]

On the bright side, Texas-OU tickets have gone down in price.

[Tex Long 4352]

91 yards, 4min and change doable. Feasible, tho?

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Uh no he should be pulled. He has lost multiple games with his stupid ass plays. 

Yeah lets ride with Shane like the Charlie Weak years, that will work!

[Gut Wagon 8053]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Gut Wagon time?

He could do as well as #11....

[Sejjr 3246]

Texas is the most mentally weak program in the country, year after year. It really is unreal. Doesn't matter who the coach is. 

[TexArcher 37541]

COME ON, I NEED THIS.

[George Clooney 378]

I'm disappointed about most of the position groups (especially d-line), but the dumbass defensive penalties that allow MD to keep driving are inexcusable. Oh, and the WRs can't block worth a shit. Thanks, Mehringer.

[Pigbenis 15]

I hope we don’t score too soon 

[Helobious 9483]

 

Just now, Ten Bears said:

Sam's elbow was hit.  He still sucks but his elbow was hit.

Was a dumb throw anyway, very tight coverage on the receiver.

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Honest question, why TF would a running back come here?

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1 minute ago, US183 said:

So Sam gets to lose it again?

 

Life is all about 2nd chances.

[Tailleur17 361]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

You should move to Oklahoma and live in a trailor and root for them Cowboys or Sooners.

I’m an alumni with 2 degrees from UT. I haven’t given a dime to this program since graduation nor have I attended a game. 

There’s a reason for that. 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Tailleur17

[Zavala 1384]

RUN IT DOWN THEIR 

FUCKING

ASS

GODDAMNIT!!

[Dark Horse 2263]

Hard to see a win in that 4 game stetch. 

[MichaelUngar#1fan 18]

Jerrod Heard suddenly under center would give me wood right now. Made me sick to my stomach when they said DeShaun Watson was QB#2 recruit in nation behind him and  he's still on our roster. Just try to squeeze any last greatness out of him!! Why not??? Sam is the definition of underwhelming.

[George 487]

Show me a win

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

I mean we all know how this story ends, right?

[Tex Long 4352]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

With the mildly better pass pro, one might think Buechele might be a little better.  If Sam isn't improvising with his feet, he's not worth much.

+1

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Shit a 1-5 start looks probable if we lose today 

[LongestHorn 759]

We have TE

[Dbeasy 14980]

how about we run the fucking offense that Ton Herman was brought here to run.

Ton, the Vietnamese cousin of Tom.

[Helobious 9483]

Just now, Pigbenis said:

I hope we don’t score too soon 

Maryland’s offense can’t score quick. They can’t pass for shit. If Texas scores a TD it’s over.

[Bullneck 19024]

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

I mean we all know how this story ends, right?

Yes.  This is where Sam's Longhorn Legend begins.

[SubliminalHorn 6688]

Fuck when is the last time we’ve won a close one?

[burntorangebongos 10681]

What the fuck is with the deleting of threads? Is Goo on time out too?

[Chrispy 132]

Sam has no touch, my god

[skittlebrau 474]

Current situation is not ideal.

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

please tell me that was Sam just throwing away the ball.....  otherwise he was 15 yards off

[BNB 100]

Good start to the drive.

Go Horns!

[Disco Missile 456]

One thing is clear. We don't have the defense we did last year.

Our offense is better. But our defense isn't going to dominate and win games for us.

[FizzleFish 137]

Not even clos

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13554]

...just a little overthrown.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

On the bright side, Texas-OU tickets have gone down in price.

You wanna watch 63-14 lol

[Wishbone 4739]

What the absolute fuck?

[Texaus 372]

Yes! Don’t stop that shit!

[Nick Diaz 107]

Keep letting Tim call passing plays Tom, future OC of the Houston Cougars.

[Bullneck 19024]

I'll say this much: he's a slippery runner.

[Goodman 3273]

If Sam were at ISU he'd play LB.

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Sam must be greased up

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Good job, SAM!!!

[dbecks 442]

Sam still looks like a freshman out there. It’s pathetic.

[Nick Diaz 107]

Just now, Nick Diaz said:

Keep letting Tim call passing plays Tom, future OC of the Houston Cougars.

 

[Ten Bears 2479]

1 minute ago, Pigbenis said:

I hope we don’t score too soon 

You're funny Pigbenis.  I'll kill you last.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

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