Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Turtle Tom’s mentor just said on espn they are going to try and help their QB by not trying to score every time they get the ball.

[bigcigar 1164]

Bump. Mother fucker needs to go

[taybo20 2825]

Fuck Tom 

[TexasMan 10891]

Is this team ever prepared to play? 

[pacman 7355]

One team started like shit, remained confident, and scored 10 unanswered...the other, looks scared and timid, prone to mistakes...which one is coached by Turtle Tom?

[4th&Five 41528]

Rivalry game and team comes out looking like shit. Fuck this fraud. 

[Rip76 4925]

Make it happen after the game.

Even Urban called the loss.

[ClubWhatever 12138]

We’re fucking terrible in every phase.  

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Fuck Herman. Can’t fix shit.

[Herpa Derpa 6125]

Let's get this started.

[Treefidy 1463]

Fire fuckface fraud

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

I already turned the game off. Herman is a fraud. I’m glad I started this thread. Fuck this loser 

[Knoxtnhorn 5975]

Texas has Herman and Shaka running our two biggest programs right now.  Think about that.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Texas has Herman and Shaka running our two biggest programs right now.  Think about that.

I don't wanna. 

[jinx 2635]

Sloppy, stupid, soft.  That is the identity of our program.  Infuriating 

[taybo20 2825]

2 minutes ago, jinx said:

Sloppy, stupid, soft.  That is the identity of our program.  Infuriating 

Indeed...but we do have an identity 🤷🏻‍♂️

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Our DB makes a poor leg tackle 17 yards down the field and gets up and flexes. First down OU. Pretty much sums us up.

[Hagbard Celine 10859]

why do our players celebrate tackles that stopped a double-digit yardage gain?

[hadtoaddresssometingisaw 17]

pick!

[taybo20 2825]

Fuck this undisciplined team and their shitty ass coach that clearly doesn’t teach fundamentals. 

[CurlyDumps 4471]

Has this fraud been Gong Show’ed off the sideline yet?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

It's time. We've got 4 more losses in us, so he's probably done. Covid or not, he is what he is. A pussy and shitty coach. Stick to G5

[Knoxtnhorn 5975]

Fucking idiot non coached fucking bullshit.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Retard play. Retard coach

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

What will it take to rid ourselves of this fraud? Because that’s what I want to happen.

[Knoxtnhorn 5975]

I don't think I've ever seen a non-pressured rugby punt blocked.

[taybo20 2825]

How the fuck can anyone defend Herman? Fuck this loser

[Cajun 11705]

I'm done with Herman.

NEXT!

[freyguy 4269]

We're about to turn their backup QB into a hero.

[Goodman 3273]

7 hours ago, tjhooker said:

Mack was a passive aggressive piece of shit that had driven the program into the ground. I think you forget how bad those last few yrs were. We just made bad hires after canning his ass. It was absolutely the right move. 

[satyanash 14484]

15 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Has this fraud been Gong Show’ed off the sideline yet?

[Goodman 3273]

Just now, Cajun said:

I'm done with Herman.

NEXT!

Hi Cajun, welcome to the club.

[Cajun 11705]

1 minute ago, Goodman said:

Hi Cajun, welcome to the club.

I tried to hold on as long as I could, but DONE-ZO.

He sucks shit through a straw.

[Longboard Horn 40318]

 

[NTVTXN 1432]

3 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Hi Cajun, welcome to the club.

I’m also done. Can I join the club?

 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

13 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Retard play. Retard coach

[Goodman 3273]

2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

I’m also done. Can I join the club?

 

Pull up a chair and pour a drink, Balcones Blue here. Cheers!

[Longboard Horn 40318]

 

[Cajun 11705]

The lack of discipline by our players is beyond embarrassing.

 

[pacman 7355]

Earn your money here, and halftime, Tom

[Cajun 11705]

We're going to win this and Herman will continue to get a pass.

I can't even enjoy a fucking W with this guy.

[Rip76 4925]

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

We're going to win this and Herman will continue to get a pass.

I can't even enjoy a fucking W with this guy.

Yeah

[Rimbo 25921]

hey, after we fire tom Herman, can we do an actual coaching search this time instead of the usual "fall in love with some guy and offer him tons of money without thinking it through?"

I mean even if we can get Urban, we should use those big educated brains of ours and actually do our homework.

We ended up with Herman because we didn't do our homework. And Strong. And lots of other shitty coaches.

[Knoxtnhorn 5975]

"Mistake after mistake after mistake."

[Rimbo 25921]

5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

We're going to win this and Herman will continue to get a pass.

I can't even enjoy a fucking W with this guy.

I admire your optimism.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just now, Rimbo said:

hey, after we fire tom Herman, can we do an actual coaching search this time instead of the usual "fall in love with some guy and offer him tons of money without thinking it through?"

I mean even if we can get Urban, we should use those big educated brains of ours and actually do our homework.

We ended up with Herman because we didn't do our homework. And Strong. And lots of other shitty coaches.

Korn Ferry?

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Tom, I thought this was all fixable?

[Jive Turkey 12595]

OU is terrible.  they switched fucking QBs.  but we gifted them points and left points on the field.  all because our coaching staff is awful.

[pacman 7355]

7 minutes ago, pacman said:

Earn your money here, and halftime, Tom

You fail on the end of first half coach Tom, should have gone into the half with a lead

[Longboard Horn 40318]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

Tom, I thought this was all fixable?

More lip service and empty promises.