Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Can you imagine how much joy Urban has watching a garbage Tom Herman team embarrass itself on national TV again?

[Helobious 9449]

OU is so fucking terrible, and they’re not even playing great today. What a shit game. 

[XYZ 2154]

Can we steal the coach from UNC?

[Longboard Horn 40318]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

OU is so fucking terrible, and they’re not even playing great today. What a shit game. 

If Urban was our coach, we would be leading by 3 touchdowns 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

Can we steal the coach from UNC?

[6th Street 6392]

Can't handle this anymore - this team is an embarrassment 

[satyanash 14484]

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

[XYZ 2154]

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Can you imagine how much joy Urban has watching a garbage Tom Herman team embarrass itself on national TV again?

Does Meyer hate Herman or what? Why would he enjoy Texas embarrass itself?

[westexhorn 2017]

Just now, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

Gotta be Ingram.  Kills the biggest momentum and game.

[pacman 7355]

Just now, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

Oline, they have no excuse as one of the most "experienced" in the nation..

[pacman 7355]

5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Can we steal the coach from UNC?

Sorry, I just wanted to give the idea of Mack Brown at Texas the finger...your post is solid, no offense

Edited October 10, 2020 by pacman

[bigcigar 1164]

It’s fucking inexcusable for Texas to match the sloppiness of young, inexperienced ousux team. Nauseating.

[XYZ 2154]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

It's not slow-ass kicking motion. He waited too long. Dumbass mistake.

[atomheartbevo 89659]

12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Win or lose, and I don't have the confidence you do on this one, Herman will drop 2-4 more games.

Seriously, he will. 

I think we will win this game, and drop a couple of games against even shittier teams than what OU is field.

[Blotto 23498]

I applaud Herman's commitment to the Make A Wish foundation. After the last 8 years, I'm surprised you can find 22 kids that want to play for Texas, but I guess that's a testament to the power of our brand. 

 

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

All of the above

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

This OU team:

1. Started Drake Stoops at WR

2. Is playing their 5th string RB, Marcus Major, who scored his first TD ever.

3. Is playing Tanner Mordecai at QB.

4. Has the same shitty defense as ever, except their best player, Ronnie Perkins, is still suspended.

This is the worst OU team since 1998, and they’re especially bad today with guys missing and Mordecai in at QB.   We’re tied with them with our best roster since 2009, primarily because we are inept and shoot ourselves in the foot in every way imaginable.

We have bad management.   Management needs to change.  Our big money donors aren’t all in oil and gas, and even the ones that are still have plenty of money.  CDC needs to grow a pair and make the change happen.

Gotdammit.

[Rimbo 25922]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

the coach

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

I hope cdc is getting bombed with tweets about Herman. 
 

has he been responding like the last few years? 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

this team is the covid of infectious diseases

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Does Meyer hate Herman or what? Why would he enjoy Texas embarrass itself?

Lol wut

[Cajun 11705]

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I admire your optimism.

But it's really pessimism.

[Cajun 11705]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

I think this is anyone's game. Play is too shitty on both sides to predict.

Gonna drop at least 2 others, maybe more.

Now you've done it.  

Expect to be hearing from Brisket and Captainant soon there buddy!

[satyanash 14484]

 

[XYZ 2154]

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Lol wut

Why would Urban Meyer enjoy watching Texas embarrass itself?

[Hagbard Celine 10859]

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

Kerstetter with the absolutely stupidest personal foul i've ever seen from a senior with 20+ starts.

[Longboard Horn 40318]

We need a touchdown to start the third. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

Way to come out of the gate on fire

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Just shit in every aspect of the game. It shouldn’t be like this in the 4th year of a head coach.

[Treefidy 1463]

Multiple Mensa cobra sightings

[bigcigar 1164]

How the hell does this clown have a job?

[pacman 7355]

37 minutes ago, pacman said:

Earn your money here, and halftime, Tom

Coming out of halftime, two huge penalties, no offensive drive in two straight possessions, and now OU scores a TD

 

Instead of being up by two scores, Herman has us down a touchdown immediately in the 3rd quarter 

 

Fail.

Edited October 10, 2020 by pacman

[4th&Five 41531]

Dumbest team I’ve ever seen and it starts with the coach. Get rid of this turd. 

[runthebone 7981]

That punt showed it all.  ou sucks coached not to get penalties called despite blocking in the back.  Loss of composure with a 15yd penalty on the punter.

 

Brain dead.

[NTVTXN 1432]

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We need a touchdown to start the third. 

Close....

[Knoxtnhorn 5975]

I'm sorry.  To me, this is worse than Charlie Strong.  At least his players seemed to care.

[Dark Horse 2280]

Worst coached team of any real Big 12 team. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

13 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Why would Urban Meyer enjoy watching Texas embarrass itself?

He fucking hates Tom Herman. Have you been living under a rock?

[taybo20 2825]

Fuck Herman. Fire this fuck now. I hate this piece of shit so much and how he’s still spewing the same shit after every loss and nothing changes. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We need a touchdown to start the third. 

How’s that?

[TejasPedro 1858]

Urban can’t fix this.

[UTDD 362]

You can take it to the bank that if Texas has the ball with the chance to open up a lead...turtle time.  Amazing.

[satyanash 14484]

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Coming out of halftime, two huge penalties, no offensive drive in two straight possessions, and now OU scores a TD

Instead of being up by two scores, Herman has us down a touchdown immediately in the 3rd quarter

Fail.

Riley has always been excellent at halftime adjustments. Herman has always been horrible at them.

This was more or less expected.

[satyanash 14484]

 

[runthebone 7981]

5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban can’t fix this.

Of course he can.  Coaching makes a huge difference in football.  It may kill him, but he can fix it.

[Dbeasy 15048]

Nail meet coffin.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Hey last year I was on the fair grounds yelling to fire this bitch tits fraud as ceedee lamb clowned our defense—multiple times. At least covid saved me from further aggravation this year. Just dropping in to say Hi and fuck toM herm. You fucking faggit shithole motherfucker doosh wasted tampon cucksucker dirty sanchez fuckd fucker.


FUCK YOU


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[Treefidy 1463]

9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban can’t fix this.

You severely underestimate just how bad Mensa sucks as a HC

53 players who are 4-5* and this is the product.   Oscar Meyer could fucking fix this better than Mensa has

Edited October 10, 2020 by Treefidy

[LTtxfan 49184]

@satyanash

[taybo20 2825]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Yeah no change in 4 years...