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20 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

The whole everybody is decommiting thing seems to be lost on you bro. Surgeons don’t stop the bleeding because the family is in the waiting room crying, they do it to save the patient. You don’t believe Ewers backed out because the fans are pissy right? 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Thanks. 

Actually I’ve become somewhat obsessed with @nicole44 due to her west Texas heritage. I’ve recently acquired property west of me (Sonora) and think we could probably make sweet love among the cactus and mesquite during prolonged timeouts of a game.

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bad meme is bad. Replace Del Conte with Herman and Herman with Binder

I'm not sure you understand the meme, sir.

Don't tell me you've never seen BB.

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

The whole everybody is decommiting thing seems to be lost on you bro. Surgeons don’t stop the bleeding because the family is in the waiting room crying, they do it to save the patient. You don’t believe Ewers backed out because the fans are pissy right? 

We are blaming kids because they want to succeed at the next level. That’s where we are at. Adult fans have decommitted on Herman. Y’all blame kids? Shit. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure you understand the meme, sir.

Don't tell me you've never seen BB.

Thrice

Edit: but yea did mix up that dudes role

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Posted (edited)
36 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

You’re right. 
 

Perhaps you should treat cancer a few months after the fact. No way starting immediate treatment for the cancer is a good idea. What’s the worst that can happen if you just wait a few months. 
 

gtfo outta here with this shit. 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You’re right. 
 

Perhaps you should test cancer a few months after the fact. No way starting immediate treatment for the cancer is a good idea. What’s the worst that can happen if you just wait a few months. 
 

gtfo outta here with this shit. 

Stupid analogy that doesn’t even warrant a response

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We literally just went through this scenario with Herman’s first staff. We held onto a couple dip shits that tore the team apart, sent Quentin Johnston to tcu, and almost had the whole wr room in the portal. You want to wait till it gets worse? Worse? We’re in hell here Helen. 

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34 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

I'm predicating all this on us losing to oSu this weekend. So if that happens, the last thing you need is a week in week out will he save his job or won't he talk like we had with Charlie. We know ultimately that he won't save his job. The only way to save his job is to win out. So if he doesn't win on Saturday, why keep going with a lame duck guy. He was brought back to beat OU and win the Big 12. He failed at the first. He loses to oSu, he failed at the 2nd. There is no upside to keeping him. As has been pointed out to me on this thread previously, multiple big name programs have done midseason firings. LSU, FSU, USC, to name a few. If he can't beat oSu, there's absolutely zero reason to wait around. He lost 2 big recruits after a win. Imagine how many he loses if he keeps losing. 

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We're going to have to lose to Kansas again aren't we to get this done?  I'm fine with that. I've popped my cherry on that. 
 
If cdc won't do it now, then losing to Kansas wouldn't make a difference. We're at rock bottom already.
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49 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

 

Ends Herman's opportunity to keep doing this to the TEXAS FB Program...

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You guys will get Muschamp and like it.

You owe it to him, anyway.

Jokes aside, I don't know what the fuck I'm witnessing.  The whole enchilada.  It's... I don't have a word.

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Alignment?

Whatever the equal and opposite of that is, I suppose.

The Eyes, the band, players, coaches, alumni/BMD's, recruits...  I can hate Texas with a passion within the rivalry context, which is fine because the older you get the more silly that stuff is, but this shit is something else entirely, and I don't like to see it.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Does@THUJONE still participate here at all?

I know the man retired, but certain events call for a reunion tour, and if this isn't one of them, I don't know what would be.

He's too busy making unfunny tweets for a shitty fake herman twitter account  with his new kid.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Does@THUJONE still participate here at all?

I know the man retired, but certain events call for a reunion tour, and if this isn't one of them, I don't know what would be.

He has no more dicks to give

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He's too busy making unfunny tweets for a shitty fake herman twitter account  with his new kid.
"Sorry, son, daddy can't play right now. You see, I have to go draw cartoon dicks to cheer up some very sad people on the internet."
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Posted
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Reading Twitter, Ohio State fans really hate Tom Herman. I mean REALLY hate him. 
 

 

OSU fans really don't want to see Meyer comeback to coaching as there is a very good chance it results in him gutting their program.

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I don't think any program has ever seen this kind of dumpster fire before, the future of the program is literally being destroyed right in front of our eyes over the course of a few days.

And that’s after a win. I hope this board can with stand the shit storm on Saturday. I need to go stock up on beer. I’ll be drunk by the half.
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1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:


And that’s after a win. I hope this board can with stand the shit storm on Saturday. I need to go stock up on beer. I’ll be drunk by the half.

I think lost of us will be treating a loss we a win.  We need an intern coach so I can start rooting for texas football again 

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Herbstreit was right it looks like.... fucking cesspool.  If we’re going to suck, let’s atleast stop paying our athletic director and coaches top 5 salaries.  If I’m going to watch a shit product, I’ll do so with a HEB coupon for $10 tickets to games.  These guys are stealing money from alums and this school and are absolutely horrible at their jobs.  

Herbie was a Charlie fan. I don’t think he get a woody over Tom. Maybe because of the Buckeye connection and he saw what kind of coach he was in Columbus as assistant? Am I reading this wrong?
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3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

I don't think any program has ever seen this kind of dumpster fire before, the future of the program is literally being destroyed right in front of our eyes over the course of a few days.

Dude...   Rapelor and Pedo State

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