Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamnit. Fire this dumbfuck.



The Herman supporters are awfully, awfully quiet.

We're still out here.  Out of respect, we're keeping our mouths shut.  

<Ducks>

[thepop 4409]

 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

If this is what it takes to do what’s necessary, then so be it. The next guy better be a good recruiter(or Urban).

[Revolution512 1494]

You’ll know we got our shit together if this is done right and kept quiet. 

[maninblack 7974]

Can someone Photoshop the B12 coaches heads on the Black dudes looking down at the white chick porn cover with Herman as the chick? 

Thx in advance

[WinningIsHard 4069]

20 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

The whole everybody is decommiting thing seems to be lost on you bro. Surgeons don’t stop the bleeding because the family is in the waiting room crying, they do it to save the patient. You don’t believe Ewers backed out because the fans are pissy right? 

[Hank_Hill 18893]

1 minute ago, thepop said:

 

Bad meme is bad. Replace Del Conte with Herman and Herman with Binder

[The Earl of Texas 3161]

Just now, Revolution512 said:

You’ll know we got our shit together if this is done right and kept quiet. 

This is actually the best comment in this very, very large thread. Well said and ‘amen’.

[Dilligas 666]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Thanks. 

Actually I’ve become somewhat obsessed with @nicole44 due to her west Texas heritage. I’ve recently acquired property west of me (Sonora) and think we could probably make sweet love among the cactus and mesquite during prolonged timeouts of a game.

[ztejas 43526]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bad meme is bad. Replace Del Conte with Herman and Herman with Binder

I'm not sure you understand the meme, sir.

Don't tell me you've never seen BB.

[Nicole44 22072]

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

The whole everybody is decommiting thing seems to be lost on you bro. Surgeons don’t stop the bleeding because the family is in the waiting room crying, they do it to save the patient. You don’t believe Ewers backed out because the fans are pissy right? 

We are blaming kids because they want to succeed at the next level. That’s where we are at. Adult fans have decommitted on Herman. Y’all blame kids? Shit. 

[BurntOrange&White 39961]

this popped up on my fyp on tiktok

 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJmn1vED/

[Hank_Hill 18893]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure you understand the meme, sir.

Don't tell me you've never seen BB.

Thrice

Edit: but yea did mix up that dudes role

Edited October 30, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[Bill Lumbergh 7178]

Bad meme is bad. Replace Del Conte with Herman and Herman with Binder

You might not be remembering the scene correctly. You're version doesn't make sense.

[OU Sucks 8903]

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Whittington is probably hitting the portal so he's lost his source.

I heard Whittington pulled a hamstring on his way to the portal.

[BurntOrange&White 39961]

36 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

You’re right. 
 

Perhaps you should treat cancer a few months after the fact. No way starting immediate treatment for the cancer is a good idea. What’s the worst that can happen if you just wait a few months. 
 

gtfo outta here with this shit. 

Edited October 30, 2020 by BurntOrange&White

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You’re right. 
 

Perhaps you should test cancer a few months after the fact. No way starting immediate treatment for the cancer is a good idea. What’s the worst that can happen if you just wait a few months. 
 

gtfo outta here with this shit. 

Stupid analogy that doesn’t even warrant a response

[Rimbo 26039]

9 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

You’ll know we got our shit together if this is done right and kept quiet. 

[Bullneck 19197]

10 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

You’ll know we got our shit together if this is done right and kept quiet. 

In other words, no chance in hell.

[WinningIsHard 4069]

We literally just went through this scenario with Herman’s first staff. We held onto a couple dip shits that tore the team apart, sent Quentin Johnston to tcu, and almost had the whole wr room in the portal. You want to wait till it gets worse? Worse? We’re in hell here Helen. 

[mdmost 43017]

34 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

I'm predicating all this on us losing to oSu this weekend. So if that happens, the last thing you need is a week in week out will he save his job or won't he talk like we had with Charlie. We know ultimately that he won't save his job. The only way to save his job is to win out. So if he doesn't win on Saturday, why keep going with a lame duck guy. He was brought back to beat OU and win the Big 12. He failed at the first. He loses to oSu, he failed at the 2nd. There is no upside to keeping him. As has been pointed out to me on this thread previously, multiple big name programs have done midseason firings. LSU, FSU, USC, to name a few. If he can't beat oSu, there's absolutely zero reason to wait around. He lost 2 big recruits after a win. Imagine how many he loses if he keeps losing. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

In a year when covid was suppose to keep all these kids local turtle has them running outta state

[TrashMaster G 17584]

32 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Herman is gonna be gone or retained by the time it’s time to sign anyways. Herman being fired now won’t effect 2021 and certainly won’t effect 2022

*affect  *affect 

[Mikey4 2476]

We're going to have to lose to Kansas again aren't we to get this done?  I'm fine with that. I've popped my cherry on that. 
 

If cdc won't do it now, then losing to Kansas wouldn't make a difference. We're at rock bottom already.

[closetohumping 17456]

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

We're going to have to lose to Kansas again aren't we to get this done?  I'm fine with that. I've popped my cherry on that. 

 

No.  One more loss

[Dark Horse 2289]

51 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey. 

[LTtxfan 49330]

49 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

 

Ends Herman's opportunity to keep doing this to the TEXAS FB Program...

[Augustus 3061]

You guys will get Muschamp and like it.

You owe it to him, anyway.

Jokes aside, I don't know what the fuck I'm witnessing.  The whole enchilada.  It's... I don't have a word.

[mdmost 43017]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

The whole enchilada.  It's... I don't have a word.

Alignment?

[Augustus 3061]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Alignment?

Whatever the equal and opposite of that is, I suppose.

The Eyes, the band, players, coaches, alumni/BMD's, recruits...  I can hate Texas with a passion within the rivalry context, which is fine because the older you get the more silly that stuff is, but this shit is something else entirely, and I don't like to see it.

 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

18 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7178]

Does@THUJONE still participate here at all?

I know the man retired, but certain events call for a reunion tour, and if this isn't one of them, I don't know what would be.

[Surly Bevo 25126]

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Alignment?

Implosions are usually pretty aligned.

[Hank_Hill 18893]

2 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Does@THUJONE still participate here at all?

I know the man retired, but certain events call for a reunion tour, and if this isn't one of them, I don't know what would be.

He's too busy making unfunny tweets for a shitty fake herman twitter account  with his new kid.

[Surly Bevo 25126]

3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Does@THUJONE still participate here at all?

I know the man retired, but certain events call for a reunion tour, and if this isn't one of them, I don't know what would be.

He has no more dicks to give

[BurntOrange&White 39961]

Reading Twitter, Ohio State fans really hate Tom Herman. I mean REALLY hate him. I don’t blame them anymore. I hate this fuck head as well. 
 

 

Edited October 30, 2020 by BurntOrange&White

[Bill Lumbergh 7178]

He's too busy making unfunny tweets for a shitty fake herman twitter account  with his new kid.

"Sorry, son, daddy can't play right now. You see, I have to go draw cartoon dicks to cheer up some very sad people on the internet."

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Gundy is gonna fuck this up isn’t he?

He better not!

[Valmy77 13267]

1 hour ago, Effyourcouch said:

Texas is a Baseball school anyway 

Man...if only.

[Not a Sock 2326]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Reading Twitter, Ohio State fans really hate Tom Herman. I mean REALLY hate him. 
 

 

OSU fans really don't want to see Meyer comeback to coaching as there is a very good chance it results in him gutting their program.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

I don't think any program has ever seen this kind of dumpster fire before, the future of the program is literally being destroyed right in front of our eyes over the course of a few days.

And that’s after a win. I hope this board can with stand the shit storm on Saturday. I need to go stock up on beer. I’ll be drunk by the half.

[Revolution512 1494]

43 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

In other words, no chance in hell.

That’s pretty much our chances with Urban

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

That’s pretty much our chances with Urban

That's the spirit 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

And that’s after a win. I hope this board can with stand the shit storm on Saturday. I need to go stock up on beer. I’ll be drunk by the half.

I think lost of us will be treating a loss we a win.  We need an intern coach so I can start rooting for texas football again 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Football sucks I'm going back to cloak room where there's at least there's a glimmer of hope for the rest of 2020.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Herbstreit was right it looks like.... fucking cesspool.  If we’re going to suck, let’s atleast stop paying our athletic director and coaches top 5 salaries.  If I’m going to watch a shit product, I’ll do so with a HEB coupon for $10 tickets to games.  These guys are stealing money from alums and this school and are absolutely horrible at their jobs.  

Herbie was a Charlie fan. I don’t think he get a woody over Tom. Maybe because of the Buckeye connection and he saw what kind of coach he was in Columbus as assistant? Am I reading this wrong?

[LTtxfan 49330]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

I don't think any program has ever seen this kind of dumpster fire before, the future of the program is literally being destroyed right in front of our eyes over the course of a few days.

Dude...   Rapelor and Pedo State

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Just now, Xian said:

I think lost of us will be treating a loss we a win.  We need an intern coach so I can start rooting for texas football again 

Which of our assistants would make a decent interim coach?  

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Dude...   Rapelor and Pedo State

Nebraska.

[Rickylovesweed 14536]

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer.