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Posted
27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Really good defense

Better offense than Baylor

Unranked

Good chance

 

25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ten point favorite

Hermans record at 11am 5-7

Great chance

 

12 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

Stills brothers running a twist

sack chance

mark cuban take notes GIF

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12 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

Stills brothers running a twist

sack chance

Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. 

What the FUCK is a "twist?"

-Herb Hand, calling out over his shoulder from his smoker

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2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

UTEP game film.

If only...if only they could’ve sustained the fire with which they opened the season.  I thought to myself, “Hot Damn” they found the gas pedal.  
 

Im such a gullible schmuck.  I SO wanted to believe.  I just want to enjoy Texas being GOOD again before I depart this planet...🙏🏻🤞🏻

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Just heard this clip from the presser:

Reporter (Dennis de la Pena) - Why can't your team play better before its backs are against the wall?

Herman - Good question.  We're still a work in progress.   It's as if sometimes we have 11 true freshmen out there.   We're learning on the fly and surviving because of the unity we have as a team and coaching staff.

 

11 true freshmen?   What the fuck, clown? 

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5 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Just heard this clip from the presser:

Reporter (Dennis de la Pena) - Why can't your team play better before its backs are against the wall?

Herman - Good question.  We're still a work in progress.   It's as if sometimes we have 11 true freshmen out there.   We're learning on the fly and surviving because of the unity we have as a team and coaching staff.

 

11 true freshmen?   What the fuck, clown? 

Sounds like he's being sarcastic.  He knows it's over.  BTW Tom, it's year 4, 11true freshmen playing is your fault.

Posted
3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are the chances West Virginia beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

 

They are terrible.  We should win convincingly.

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Posted

 

 What are the chances Texas Tech beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

9 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

They are terrible.  We should win convincingly.

 

What are the chances TCU beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

9 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

They are terrible.  We should win convincingly.

 

 

What are the chances OU beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

9 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

They are terrible.  We should win convincingly.

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2 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

 What are the chances Texas Tech beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

 

What are the chances TCU beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

 

 

What are the chances OU beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

We are terrible, they should best us convincingly

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Posted
1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Just heard this clip from the presser:

Reporter (Dennis de la Pena) - Why can't your team play better before its backs are against the wall?

Herman - Good question.  We're still a work in progress.   It's as if sometimes we have 11 true freshmen out there.   We're learning on the fly and surviving because of the unity we have as a team and coaching staff.

 

11 true freshmen?   What the fuck, clown? 

THe Mensanator- what a humorous loser millionaire and his "unity" talk......"an army of one".

Posted
3 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

If only...if only they could’ve sustained the fire with which they opened the season.  I thought to myself, “Hot Damn” they found the gas pedal.  
 

Im such a gullible schmuck.  I SO wanted to believe.  I just want to enjoy Texas being GOOD again before I depart this planet...🙏🏻🤞🏻

Uh, how long you figure you got before lift-off?

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Posted
36 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Uh, how long you figure you got before lift-off?

As it sits right now....Ugh, not long enough.

Lord willing if I make it to 12/1/20, I won’t need but another 8-9mos 😉

Posted
10 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Yeah, do we really need this at the top of a board a lot of us come to for escape from that stuff?

No escape. Only Khav Khalash.

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11 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Yeah, do we really need this at the top of a board a lot of us come to for escape from that stuff?

Look at it this way, one bum hired in November 2016 is about to get thrown out so maybe that portends well for the other.

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Look at it this way, one bum hired in November 2016 is about to get thrown out so maybe that portends well for the other.

Tom is lawyered up and ready to recount Michigan.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Get the bleeping political talk off the GD football board.

Bleep yeah. Bleeping bleepers need to bleep right the bleep off with that bleep.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Like fucking ESPN round here. I came to red about football topics. If we only had a political board.

We see what you did there...

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Posted
7 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Just heard this clip from the presser:

Reporter (Dennis de la Pena) - Why can't your team play better before its backs are against the wall?

Herman - Good question.  We're still a work in progress.   It's as if sometimes we have 11 true freshmen out there.   We're learning on the fly and surviving because of the unity we have as a team and coaching staff.

 

11 true freshmen?   What the fuck, clown? 

It’s almost like the have a first year Jr High coach out there.  

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

If you’re too emotionally fragile to scroll past a political map you probably shouldn’t be on the internet right now.

I'm not emotionally fragile, just not my thing. I would bitch if there was a cock (which you probably would prefer) at the top. Don't want to se it. Rather just have football talk

I guess some just have to have politics rule every deep crevasse of their life. 

I voted, I campaigned, just want to move on now

BUT you do you boo boo

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Posted
3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


The fuck’s this gotta do with firing Tomothy Herman?

Exactly 

What does it have to do with 90% percent of this site? 

I am sure the left and right will rally their spears to come at my , but ....fuck 'em

 

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It’s like we are playing 11 freshman sometimes. The fuck stick ass wipe who said that is the same guy who said the Oline was probably the best he’s ever seen in 2017. I’m either in a really, really shitty dream or Tom Herman is the most regarded Mensa member on the planet. The players are loyal to this asshole? 

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Posted

Not sure if this has been posted, or how legit the site/writer is, but he posted this saying a booster was asked by CDC for $1 mil to help buyout TH, and  CUM gave CDC a verbal commitment to coach. Anyway, here's the article for anyone who wants to read it. 

 

https://texastakes.com/2020/11/03/chris-del-conte-called-a-booster-last-week-asking-for-money-to-buyout-herman-and-confirmed-he-had-urban-meyers-verbal-commitment/

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