Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Lymanward 55]

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

depends, are you blonde or brunette? And do the drapes have to match the carpet?

Carpet has been pretty well replaced by linoleum these days. 

[RMac5 1551]

..nm

Edited November 29, 2020 by RMac5

[CUM2TX 11]

Sam please opt out.

get some rest.

heal.

let the other QBs get some playing time.

its the right thing to do for the University.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

28 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Damn. Thank you Thank you Thank you 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Tom doesn't know football, but he definitely knows good pussy 

[C-Man 27222]

22 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

It also doesn’t help with the Urban situation IMO.  Pretty bad optics to fire a guy for a scandal then replace him with someone who was fired for another scandal

If we land Urban, the "optics" are going to be that Texas flopped its' "12-pounder" on the table.

[boilerhorn 1377]

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

[WinningIsHard 4030]

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Are you retarded? Read the thread.

To be fair I post on an internet message board that follows 18-21 year old kids lives and judges them constantly...yeah I’m regarded AF. I didn’t intend for you and crash to get all pissy. My patience is gone for herman so all this dick teasing the last few weeks is getting old. Thanks for any info you are willing to share bud. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

The bottom section said whatever he did will cost him more than his job. If the drinking and infidelity aren’t a problem what could he have done?  

A dead girl or a live boy?

Edited November 29, 2020 by clapclapclap
Or maybe that's LSU

[Dewey 3286]

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

Is that well documented?  

[Guest Lobo]

They announce what time the K-State Wake, I mean Game, is yet?  I have a feeling the Kansas game isn't going to take place so I think this is Herman's last game as Texas HC.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

Meaning Tom and the rest of us are retarded people who have too much time on our hands instead of doing something productive...like our jobs? Yeah, definitely. 

[Rimbo 25924]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah ffs let’s hear it

I've already seen this movie. Glenn Close played Kendra Scott, Michael Douglas played Tom Herman.

That poor rabbit.  

[C-Man 27222]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn. Thank you Thank you Thank you 

That's the best picture I've been able to find of her. She's worth $500M or so.

[Rimbo 25924]

8 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Herman: Making a woman cum is really, really hard.

all outta rep but this deserves a lot of love all over it. Hot, gooey, rep love

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

That's the best picture I've been able to find of her. She's worth $500M or so.

Relax. My boner can only get so hard before my heart starts acting up, and I'm young. 

[Rimbo 25924]

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

Edited November 29, 2020 by Rimbo

[Nicole44 22059]

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Is that well documented?  

He’s not hot. It must be the money then? Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999) before I would sleep with Herman. Pretty girls banging a loser. Don’t get it. From a girl POV.

[taybo20 2825]

12 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

That what?  I thought it was well documented that Sam hates Tom?

It is... it was bad sarcasm

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

Man, delete this. I just went from midnight back to 6. 

[C-Man 27222]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

Yeah, I think Michelle is better looking. That $500M though ...

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

He’s not hot. It must be the money then? Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999) before I would sleep with Herman. Pretty girls banging a loser. Don’t get it. From a girl POV.

I never thought I would ever read any of these words from a woman. God bless you for looking past the money. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, C-Man said:

Yeah, I think Michelle is better looking. That $500M though ...

Michelle is waaaaaaaay hotter 

[CUM2TX 11]

wonder what she looks like without the 5 pounds of clown greasepaint on her face

[Radical Larry 28589]

Vandy just fired Derek Mason. CDC, it can be done. You don’t have to wait.

[Rimbo 25924]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, delete this. I just went from midnight back to 6. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Vandy just fired Derek Mason. CDC, it can be done. You don’t have to wait.

Looks like we found Herman a landing spot

[Poolflood 845]

All this could be good for buyout negotiations.   Turn 20 into 12-15? Fuck if I know, just want it to happen now.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

22 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Herman: Making a woman cum is really, really hard.

Especially during COVID 

[ztejas 43420]

10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Vandy just fired Derek Mason. CDC, it can be done. You don’t have to wait.

Serves him right. He put a woman on the field last game. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True or false: guys marry the brunette but fuck blondes on the side. 

Guys marry whatever hair color and fuck whatever hair color on the side. And yes, it's great when the carpet matches the curtains. When the floor is waxed clean is also pretty amazing.

[Not a Sock 2313]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I thought it was public knowledge that Tom, allegedly, has been fucking a famous jewelry designer from Austin. 

Kendra Scott was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin. At age 16, her family moved to Houston, Texas where she graduated from Klein High School.^[5] Scott fell in love and "followed a boy" to Texas A&M University,^[5] which she attended for one year^[6] before dropping out to move to Austin, Texas at age 19

 

Scott's designs also appeared in Randolph Duke's 2007 runway show.

 

 

IT'S ALL CONNECTED GUYS. Herman, Kendra Scott , Urban Meyer, Randolph Duke.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Wait, Randolph Duke produces runway shows for a living?  I always pictured him as somebody in business or higher education?  This is a weird website. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Lol at Cosmi opting out. He’ll be back at practice two days after quitting the program like nothing happened. Just like Eagles, Mitchell, Foster, anyone else that quit and came back. Awesome team chemistry we have. 

You are not a smart man.

[ztejas 43420]

CDC. Please. I want to be somewhat productive this week.

 

[Jkwellborn 6697]

You know where the 32 and 44 came from? 

Come on. You know the answer around here is always boobs.

[bschoolprof 6252]

Are you paying attention CDC?  Now is the time.  Don't fuck around, Urban or not.  

[taybo20 2825]

Played a girl, got fired...how about that 

[TrashMaster G 17554]

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s not hot. It must be the money then? Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999) before I would sleep with Herman. Pretty girls banging a loser. Don’t get it. From a girl POV.

How do you feel about non-rich middle-aged, fat dudes?

[ztejas 43420]

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Played a girl, got fired...how about that 

Black and female Americans alike having a rough weekend 

[wood 11225]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, they've beaten Vandy (0-8), UF (7-1), MSU (2-6), Arky (3-5), S Car (2-7), and LSU (3-4). They lost to Bama by 4 TDs. They've beaten 1 good team. They're pretty good but certainly nothing special. If they get into the playoff because the B10 and Pac12 teams didn't play enough games, and then get their asses kicked by Bama (again) or Clemson or ND...OK? Will anyone even remember?

Your premise that Texas needs to fix its shit is totally true. Whatever A&M does or doesn't do is irrelevant to that point though. 

LOL, so the teams they've beaten are a combined 17-31? Nice. SECSECSEC...

[Chad 1728]

Don't even allow the fraud the luxury of claiming 4-0 in bowls, at the conclusion of the regular season fire the worthless fucker and let Ash coach the bowl. If there was any year to seize the Big 12 in recent years this was it. Instead Herman dropped 3 conference games and couldn't even beat a horrible TCU team.

[wood 11225]

2 hours ago, SDG said:

How much is that in bitcoin?  

7 bitcorn.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Nicole why are you posting your headshots again?

[UDontKnow 10444]

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nicole why are you posting your headshots again?

For my benefit, that's why @Nicole44 is posting her headshots.

[NAVY 6740]

Got damnit, we need more entertaining rumors. I am spending treeFiddy after all 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

[Tex Pete 20351]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

I think we should give Derka $9.95 AND some Best Buy coupons to do it. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[Hagbard Celine 10859]

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

except for the $37.5m