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Posted
50 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You are not a smart man.

Indeed. I thought maybe his football takes would suck less than his baseball takes. Nope.

Posted
14 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

If he does that, Futureman will jam two fists up his own ass.

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25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

No potential future coach wants to hear a question that personal asked by our media.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Are you paying attention CDC?  Now is the time.  Don't fuck around, Urban or not.  

The more I think about this, the more Urban's 2020 move could be going to the upper classmen he actually wants to keep and saying "Stay 1 extra year and I will get you drafted" versus taking a transition class. It could be a unique opportunity to have no effect from a bad class.

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18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If he does that, Futureman will jam two fists up his own ass.

The elbows must separate or it doesn't count. 90 degrees, dont be a pussy.

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Posted
3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Herman’s salary that’s paid by Texas is on a December 1st to December 1st fiscal year I guess. 

And a buyout would be prorated according to the number of days remaining. So, Tuesday being anything other than Bird Eating Day isn’t a thing. 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And a buyout would be prorated according to the number of days remaining. So, Tuesday being anything other than Bird Eating Day isn’t a thing. 

I see, well then it must have been some miscommunication that took off and spread like south Austin’s moms legs on days that end in y. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


This will need to be repeated about 74 times between now and Tuesday.

 

 

What if the lawyer who is going to hand herman his ass about whatever bad shit he did is off Monday? 🤞🏼

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5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I see, well then it must have been some miscommunication that took off and spread like south Austin’s moms legs on days that end in y. 

No, it’s just that most people are stupid. 

Posted
1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I thought all women were slightly bisexual

Yes. We all are. No wonder why y’all are single. And the ones who are married...wtf?

all kidding aside, thanks for allowing me to be myself here. It matters to me. Fuck UConn Tom. Done with my emotions. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

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Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

Yeah she's a goofy horsey looking biatch in a number of her pix, which calls the rest of them into question.  Also aggy.

Posted
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

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Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

What's up when the chipmunk cheeks? Does she like to store nuts in her mouth or something?

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I thought it was public knowledge that Tom, allegedly, has been fucking a famous jewelry designer from Austin. 

Bravo. This is the kind of shitposting that keeps me coming back to the football board.
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11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah she's a goofy horsey looking biatch in a number of her pix, which calls the rest of them into question.  Also aggy.

Quick Google search shows she really like to wear the mustard gold color.

She’s not that bad looking.  We’ve seen worse here on Surly.   

 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Michelle is significantly better than Kendra. Kendra used to be married to a friend, and she’s crazy. Crazy. 

Have also heard that her office is a nightmare to work with - from people that have direct experience working with her office.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can we summarize all the current evidence we have so I can make a sticky locked thread with all of our evidence. 

 

Can we please wait till I get info from my uber driver?

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