Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

39 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Are you paying attention CDC?  Now is the time.  Don't fuck around, Urban or not.  

You don’t need to act fast if you already have your coach locked up. 🤞

[Brothahorn 10087]

wonder what she looks like without the 5 pounds of clown greasepaint on her face

Like she is worth $500m

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Like she is worth $500m

Just staple the will to the headboard. 

[wood 11225]

50 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You are not a smart man.

Indeed. I thought maybe his football takes would suck less than his baseball takes. Nope.

[TrashMaster G 17555]

14 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

If he does that, Futureman will jam two fists up his own ass.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

except for the $37.5m

With that kinda cash/job he should be fucking Ursula. It's not about who's hot it's about who can get the job done to make his job performance better.

[Bozo_Casanova 26455]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

This is like an AI designed a realtor from Steiner Ranch

Edited November 29, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[RabidM 2668]

25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

No potential future coach wants to hear a question that personal asked by our media.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999)

OK, so we know Nicole44 is into guys who cry after sex

[Horn80 6119]

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Played a girl, got fired...how about that 

Pussy undefeated.

[Vertigo 20285]

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Are you paying attention CDC?  Now is the time.  Don't fuck around, Urban or not.  

The more I think about this, the more Urban's 2020 move could be going to the upper classmen he actually wants to keep and saying "Stay 1 extra year and I will get you drafted" versus taking a transition class. It could be a unique opportunity to have no effect from a bad class.

[Vertigo 20285]

18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If he does that, Futureman will jam two fists up his own ass.

The elbows must separate or it doesn't count. 90 degrees, dont be a pussy.

Edited November 29, 2020 by Vertigo

[The Beast 585]

29 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just staple the will to the headboard. 

or her face.

[Kennythetiger 9382]

2 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

However many bushels of wheat are equal to $3K....like 500?

Pretty close. 564. Give or take. 

[Nicole44 22059]

46 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

OK, so we know Nicole44 is into guys who cry after sex

No.

[Jersey Man10 3528]

Nicole can you take my virginity?

[Ryno 127]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No.

Damn.

[Tex Pete 20354]

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Nicole can you take my virginity?

What would you have her do with it?

[Tex Pete 20354]

3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Herman’s salary that’s paid by Texas is on a December 1st to December 1st fiscal year I guess. 

And a buyout would be prorated according to the number of days remaining. So, Tuesday being anything other than Bird Eating Day isn’t a thing. 

[Radical Larry 28590]

And a buyout would be prorated according to the number of days remaining. So, Tuesday being anything other than Bird Eating Day isn’t a thing. 

This will need to be repeated about 74 times between now and Tuesday.

[WinningIsHard 4031]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And a buyout would be prorated according to the number of days remaining. So, Tuesday being anything other than Bird Eating Day isn’t a thing. 

I see, well then it must have been some miscommunication that took off and spread like south Austin’s moms legs on days that end in y. 

[WinningIsHard 4031]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

This will need to be repeated about 74 times between now and Tuesday.

 

 

What if the lawyer who is going to hand herman his ass about whatever bad shit he did is off Monday? 🤞🏼

[Tex Pete 20354]

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I see, well then it must have been some miscommunication that took off and spread like south Austin’s moms legs on days that end in y. 

No, it’s just that most people are stupid. 

[Keef 764]

Here's Tom's contract (without the recent extension, couldn't find that) for those so inclined: https://static.texastribune.org/media/files/6848d600da55db1efc9d299a0d4f9d76/Herman_contract.pdf

[Keef 764]

Relatedly, "1-0 Culture, LLC" is about as cringe worthy as I'd expect from Herman.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What would you have her do with it?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1-0 Culture!

Edited November 29, 2020 by SwanderedTalent

[Nicole44 22059]

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I thought all women were slightly bisexual

Yes. We all are. No wonder why y’all are single. And the ones who are married...wtf?

all kidding aside, thanks for allowing me to be myself here. It matters to me. Fuck UConn Tom. Done with my emotions. 

[TwiceHorn 31465]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

Yeah she's a goofy horsey looking biatch in a number of her pix, which calls the rest of them into question.  Also aggy.

[gmr548 16580]

Pretty bad when players are opting out to protect their 2nd round NFL draft stock. 

[HenryJames 66049]

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Are you paying attention CDC?  Now is the time.  Don't fuck around, Urban or not.  

lol @ Vanderbilt and signing day

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

What's up when the chipmunk cheeks? Does she like to store nuts in her mouth or something?

[immamac 42850]

Can we summarize all the current evidence we have so I can make a sticky locked thread with all of our evidence. 

 

[gmr548 16580]

I thought it was public knowledge that Tom, allegedly, has been fucking a famous jewelry designer from Austin. 

Bravo. This is the kind of shitposting that keeps me coming back to the football board.

[Nicole44 22059]

Y’all are so tick tack about the ladies. Demo Rose (look her up) is more y’all’s style. 
 

[hornfromdallas 334]

r u a glizzy goblin @Nicole44

[Nicole44 22059]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can we summarize all the current evidence we have so I can make a sticky locked thread with all of our evidence. 

 

We got this Columbo!

[TexasGolf 4903]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I thought it was public knowledge that Tom, allegedly, has been fucking a famous jewelry designer from Austin. 

She likes Toms jewels

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah she's a goofy horsey looking biatch in a number of her pix, which calls the rest of them into question.  Also aggy.

Quick Google search shows she really like to wear the mustard gold color.

She’s not that bad looking.  We’ve seen worse here on Surly.   

 

[Nicole44 22059]

Demi Rose is who  should look up. Just saying.

[westexhorn 2018]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Demi Rose is who  should look up. Just saying.

Just did, bookmarked

[David Dennison 18856]

6 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Michelle is significantly better than Kendra. Kendra used to be married to a friend, and she’s crazy. Crazy. 

I'd like to hear more about the crazy.

Thanks.

[ztejas 43425]

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Michelle is significantly better than Kendra. Kendra used to be married to a friend, and she’s crazy. Crazy. 

Have also heard that her office is a nightmare to work with - from people that have direct experience working with her office.

[UDontKnow 10445]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Demi Rose is who  should look up. Just saying.

https://www.instagram.com/demirose/

One word: thicc

[TrashMaster G 17555]

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. We all are.

Go on...

[Born Burnt 6178]

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can we summarize all the current evidence we have so I can make a sticky locked thread with all of our evidence. 

 

Can we please wait till I get info from my uber driver?

[ClubWhatever 12140]

In 2019, Scott donated $1 million to The University of Texas to launch the Kendra Scott Women's Entrepreneurial Leadership Institute.

[RGBIII 22840]

Jewelry talk not going away. @hornfromdallas thought we would be seeing some more 🥷 

[smoky 840]

"1-0 Culture"? He started his first two years here 0-1.

I'm no lawyer, but doesn't that void the contract?

[HenryJames 66049]

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can we summarize all the current evidence we have so I can make a sticky locked thread with all of our evidence.