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he allegedly stole money from the Cole Pittman memorial golf tournament and someone posted on shaggy about it. He sent me an email saying take it down or else, and oh by the way, I cc'd my lawyer

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Man you guys are all a bunch of pussies, crazy chicks fuck your brains out and she's got some crazy eyes, rich as fuck and has already wreck one marriage? Sound like one hell of a late night in a seedy motel room fuck buddy. But defiantly stay away from horse and rodeo chicks you do run the risk of serious bodily injury with those girls.

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When Liberty University is ranked higher than you’re P5 team when you’ve just recently had top 10 recruiting classes, then its time for your HC and all of his/its assistant coaches to be escorted off of the property and be banned from ever returning for life. We are there. 

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1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Man you guys are all a bunch of pussies, crazy chicks fuck your brains out and she's got some crazy eyes, rich as fuck and has already wreck one marriage? Sound like one hell of a late night in a seedy motel room fuck buddy. But defiantly stay away from horse and rodeo chicks you do run the risk of serious bodily injury with those girls.

Holy shit man. Stop hanging out with rodeo hookers

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1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Man you guys are all a bunch of pussies, crazy chicks fuck your brains out and she's got some crazy eyes, rich as fuck and has already wreck one marriage? Sound like one hell of a late night in a seedy motel room fuck buddy. But defiantly stay away from horse and rodeo chicks you do run the risk of serious bodily injury with those girls.

There are some women from other groups than those mentioned that will bust a cap in your crown and not think twice about it!
#TonyaHarding #HubcapToCrown

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hey new Vandy Coach, come be the SEC west doormat with the toughest academic requirements as a bonus.

That's got to be a hard job to fill... 

Or the easiest. Still gets SEC money and has basically zero expectations. Yeah,  you might end your career there but your bank account will be fatter than that instagram chick's ass

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holy shit man. Stop hanging out with rodeo hookers

Nah buckle bunnies are fine, mostly dumb and easy might steal your hat or sponsor stuff if you got it. It's the  rodeo girls especially barrel racers that are crazy AF, actual ranch girls are normally not crazy and gold quality wife material.

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2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Nah buckle bunnies are fine, mostly dumb and easy might steal your hat or sponsor stuff if you got it. It's the  rodeo girls especially barrel racers that are crazy AF, actual ranch girls are normally not crazy and gold quality wife material.

Buckle bunnies are annoying af. There are enough break away and barrel whores to avoid them 

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17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holy shit man. Stop hanging out with rodeo hookers

 

6 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Nah buckle bunnies are fine, mostly dumb and easy might steal your hat or sponsor stuff if you got it. It's the  rodeo girls especially barrel racers that are crazy AF, actual ranch girls are normally not crazy and gold quality wife material.

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Buckle bunnies are annoying af. There are enough break away and barrel whores to avoid them 

It both amazes me and scares me that even in my own state there seems to be a whole other world of people that I had no idea ever existed and will never fully understand.  

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48 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not y’all’s type. Cross between Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and Nicolette Sheridan in A Sure Thing. Demi Rose is y’all’s speed. And deservedly so.

Edit: Referring to whatserbitch that Tom fucked, not Nicole :D

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i'm going to make a political retort: some percentage of 73m people believe the orange man's version of reality.  aggy lives in that reality.  if they make the playoffs they will put it on the side of pyle and buy billboards and bleat incessantly and fuck recruiting unless we land a nuclear strike.  the reality they have beaten no one and are a shit side matters fuckall.  they don't have to do or not do anything.  their mere existence is a threat given our current situation.  they live for this.
i was there, i was there 3000 years ago, back in 1984, when aggy began their fedex run.   the darkest hole in ut football history.
nuclear strike from orbit.  the only way to be sure.

Thank you. The abject dismissal of the issue is well Aggiesque. I was there in the 80’s too and prior to that everyone said they would never be ahead of us and then they were for 10 years, at least. It matters not one jack iota of bullshit who they have beaten, they are on the cusp of what will become some of the most annoying water cooler talk anyone has seen well since the 80’s and 90’s. The fact A&M will always fuck it up doesn’t matter if they make the play offs we are 1984 all over again - with every major program all up in our recruiting business - unless we radically flip the tables THIS year. A&M being really good means Texas is not and everyone is taking our high school talent. Then it takes a recruiting master mind to turn it around. It took from Fred Akers to Mack brown to right the ship. We fucked around the last 10 years and now here we are. It’s defcon whatever we gotta get this right, now.
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I'm sure it would be good for them for a recruiting cycle. But if Texas hires the right coach, we'll be good. If we don't, we won't. That's true regardless of what A&M does. 

That’s the point. And looking back since 1985 Texas had made exactly one good football coach hire. This shit needs to be right, we had room for error when aggy was fucking around with sumlin etc. we are out of time.
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Btw Kendra Scott is not worth losing your job and possibly a marriage for and her jewelry is shit, like complete shit. You fellas can do much better than her when it comes to jabber-jawing about ladies for 14 pages. Can’t believe your standards have dropped so low. Who cares about Aggies Tom is drastically effecting your taste in women to be objectified here.

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18 minutes ago, troph said:

Btw Kendra Scott is not worth losing your job and possibly a marriage for and her jewelry is shit, like complete shit. You fellas can do much better than her when it comes to jabber-jawing about ladies for 14 pages. Can’t believe your standards have dropped so low. Who cares about Aggies Tom is drastically effecting your taste in women to be objectified here.

Bud, you know what message board you are on?

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57 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

When I read that Herman was banging a famous Austin jewelry designer, I was relieved when Crayon's picture didn't pop up. I was expecting a freckled ginger in an elf costume.

And my first thought was: “Tom has a thing for older Jewish dudes?” So, pretty similar. 

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