Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

futureman is trembling somewhere in an undisclosed location.

Preparing for anal fissures as we speak

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Should reassign Herman to ST coach just to have Urban fire him for not being special enough. 

[wood 11225]

49 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So we're waiting on CDC's sniper to take the shot?

[hornfromdallas 334]

idk if i can hold on until 12/1 i want to CUM now ive made it 29 days of no nut november 

[dcar00 14182]

1 hour ago, Daichee Bell said:

That was different. Brown actually had support. Herman has none.

This.  Herman has less cover than Charlie had which means he has effectively zero.  no one should give a shit about him.  he got his gig, failed and if he is fired he is going to walk away never having to work again in his life if he wants.  

He got his buddies paid though.  I hope it was worth it to him.

[BrazilHorn 6599]

Just now, dcar00 said:

This.  Herman has less cover than Charlie had which means he has effectively zero.  no one should give a shit about him.  he got his gig, failed and if he is fired he is going to walk away never having to work again in his life if he wants.  

He got his buddies paid though.  I hope it was worth it to him.

Fire that Casey Horny fucktard also

[dcar00 14182]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fire that Casey Horny fucktard also

they'll just change the locks.

[taybo20 2825]

@futureman still feel good about your truth?

[WBT 20565]

Seems like we're entering the fanfiction phase of the coaching transition.  My favorite part.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

@futureman still feel good about your truth?

To be fair, he may be right about the Brocks now...

[taybo20 2825]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

To be fair, he may be right about the Brocks now...

I missed that one, what did he say there?

[ousux 5597]

Speaking of which, do we have any inside knowledge on Mr.McConaugheys personal opinions of turtle Tom?

He seemed to be around the team more with Charlie..if thats any indication.

[closetohumping 17441]

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

For the tin foil hat people. 
 

Gerry pretty much confirmed it as well. 
 

 

 

I don't get it?  Is this a Gerry/porn refernce?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I missed that one, what did he say there?

That they were coming to UT and no way they'd play at Bama

[RabidM 2668]

27 minutes ago, Bevo said:

futureman is trembling somewhere in an undisclosed location.

Futureman: 

Edited November 30, 2020 by RabidM

[dcar00 14182]

10 minutes ago, ousux said:

59 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

Speaking of which, do we have any inside knowledge on Mr.McConaugheys personal opinions of turtle Tom?

He seemed to be around the team more with Charlie..if thats any indication.

why do you need the minister of culture around  if you have your own 5 star culture

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Just fix the glitch. It's simple. Things will work themselves out. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

why do you need the minister of culture around  if you have your own 5 star culture

And a 1-0 Culture, LLC

[EZ$ 2104]

33 minutes ago, immamac said:

it's all happening.

Welcome Urban.  You can start the cake from scratch!  

[Bigbend1812 12915]

It’s happening!

[hornfromdallas 334]

me and @RGBIII reaction after sharing onlyfans password to watch the @futureman fist film

[RGBIII 22840]

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

me and @RGBIII reaction after sharing onlyfans password to watch the @futureman fist film

[Bigbend1812 12915]

How am i supposed to go to sleep tonight?!??!?

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

How am i supposed to go to sleep tonight?!??!?

Drink until you black out. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

Has anyone been monitoring player Twitter accounts? Need info F5’d into my arm.

[troph 24791]

How am i supposed to go to sleep tonight?!??!?

Easy like Sunday morning.

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

14 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Drink until you black out. 

I did have 5 eggnogs while watching elf with the kids. This will be helpful. 

[Stunns38 3460]

Just got this random email, lol

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

21 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Just got this random email, lol

God damn it.  It’s clear as day now.  

[C-Man 27223]

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

If we land Urban, the "optics" are going to be that Texas flopped its' "12-pounder" on the table.

If Super K's tweet is right, we skipped right past the 12-pounder and flopped $12M/year on the table!

[justhookit 4191]

I’m stunned. I’m pissed. It’s PJ Fleck.

[LTtxfan 49185]

38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

If Super K's tweet is right, we skipped right past the 12-pounder and flopped $12M/year on the table!

Celebration-- Calls for a Big Steak...

 

[senorfussybutt 32]

43 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m stunned. I’m pissed. It’s PJ Fleck.

What leads you to that?

[Wanker Bob 379]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I did have 5 eggnogs while watching elf with the kids. This will be helpful. 

You're gonna pass out on the toilet

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

What leads you to that?

It’s a reference to the hiring of Mack brown.

[52-80 19155]

what if tom herman just threw that last game so he could fasttrack his way to his 10m buyout so he could be sitting at the beach with kendra scott earning 20%

[taybo20 2825]

7 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

what if tom herman just threw that last game so he could fasttrack his way to his 10m buyout so he could be sitting at the beach with kendra scott earning 20%

Mensa

[Bozo_Casanova 26452]

Is today the big day?

[Tex Pete 20352]

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is today the big day?

Yeah. It’s the first day of the rest of your life!

[LTtxfan 49185]

Is there any reason why CDC couldn't cancel today's Gameweek press conference ??

[JFKFC 4878]

54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is today the big day?

Prepare to be underwhelmed. 

[TexasGolf 4903]

8 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Just got this random email, lol

Nothing is random

[Longboard Horn 40319]

Once he gets shit canned, Tom can return to his former profession.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

[ClubWhatever 12140]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

Link?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

4 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

He and Babers are a good listen. 
 

Honestly I’ve been shocked how The Horn has been about Herman and everything surrounding our current situation. Especially as the flagship station. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He and Babers are a good listen. 
 

Honestly I’ve been shocked how The Horn has been about Herman and everything surrounding our current situation. Especially as the flagship station. 

Yes, they both are. 

Or they could be just be help carrying the message from the top. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

5 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yes, they both are. 

Or they could be just be help carrying the message from the top. 

Nah. Babers has been doing this for a while, even to Mack Brown's chagrin.

[wood 11225]

29 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

Cliff's Notes?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Thinking about this for a bit the one thing that will cement Herman’s legacy at Texas is his ability to finally unite then Dallas and Houston BMD’s. For that, we thank you Tom, for your time here but please FUCK OFF LOSER.