Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Turtle can pack his staff and leave. Just leave us Chang and Carrington

[Bruh Man 3160]

Hmm can one of you guys with an OB sub tell us what this thread is about....

 

https://texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/nasty-rumor-i-heard-this-week-about-herman.450940/

[blackflag 72]

Sam is not good.  Love his heart and his toughness, but he is just not a good QB.

[6th Street 6655]

Herman sucks at everything 

[Girdwood 118]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Hmm can one of you guys with an OB sub tell us what this thread is about....

 

https://texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/nasty-rumor-i-heard-this-week-about-herman.450940/

That’ll be $9.95

[Girdwood 118]

1 minute ago, blackflag said:

Sam is not good.  Love his heart and his toughness, but he is just not a good QB.

We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

[pearlandhorn 3343]

His team has absolutely no heart. At all. Guy can’t coach at all.

[Wally Pryor 5388]

Fucking clown - bats on the bus, hammers in the locker room, gold teeth in abundance.   

We are great at cute shtick and all the other nonsense but excel at getting our asses kick on the field.

All for $6MM / year.  Yay.

[Girdwood 118]

CDC needs to give him another extension. He just needs more time guys.

[mdmost 43850]

So I think the reality is he gets another year and a new OC/DC. But should he? Do we trust him to swallow his ego and hire the right person and then hand the offense over to him? I sure don’t. But sadly he’ll get the chance.

[blackflag 72]

Herman is a snake oil salesman.  Beats OU, we all get a boner. Convinces the world he's a fucking genius.  What a fraud.

[jinx 2636]

He isn't the guy.  Too bad it will take us 2 years to do something about it.  

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Don't mind losing a close game on the road to a good Baylor team. 

Do mind looking like shit for two weeks in a row (and 3 of the past 4) and getting blown out by same Baylor team. 

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

I'm onboard.

Fuck this guy and this weak ass staff.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Herman sucks at everything 

Even at sucking?

[The People’s Elbow 707]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I think the reality is he gets another year and a new OC/DC. But should he? Do we trust him to swallow his ego and hire the right person and then hand the offense over to him? I sure don’t. But sadly he’ll get the chance.

It’s a catch-22. If he’s toxic and deadman walking, how much success will he have getting quality assistants to buy-in? Feels like the final year with Charlie and the shit we had to do for Sterlin Gilbert. 

[mr. sunshine 2852]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Do we trust him to swallow his ego

Well he did reflect a lot on humility this week. Not his. Yours suckers

[jinx 2636]

This team won't beat Tech.  6-6.  Again

[Treefidy 1504]

He's finished here, unfortunately he won't be fired for another year.  

[Goodman 3280]

Someone tell this motherfucker that being Tough & Dumb is no way to lead.

 

[ChickenSandwich 9918]

The coordinators will be sacrifices. Who’s

going to jump on this sinking ship?

[BachelorTrek 3271]

Time to start watching private planes' traveling again?

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Let's not forget the two Maryland losses. Or Tech in 2017.

Or that BAYLOR IS NOW PUTTING IN THE BACKUP QB AGAINST US. 

Fuck this shit with a burning poker. 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Another week of the same shit.. Gonna be messy when Tech does the same thing to us next week infront of 50k fans at home.

[SDG 3335]

I’m officially off the TH train. What are our options?   

[Disco Missile 456]

The team gave up on him. I guess he didn't think they had, but they did. 
I've been a supporter but it's apparent that he doesn't have any answers right now.

[Lhorn 5080]

Believe me I want everyone gone. Just not sure it’s going to happen. I feel like we are always a bit slow on pulling the trigger.
Reverting back to a .500 quality team in Mensas third year and shitting the bed impressively down the stretch HAS to mean mass firings on the coaching staff right? RIGHT?!!

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

I said a week ago that CDC needs to show us the size of his balls and his commitment and rip this bandaid off right now. As soon as the Tech game is over clean house.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Fire this stupid fuck.

[WBT 20884]

Remember when our defense sucked but our offense was competent?  Good times.

[Helobious 9755]

That helmet smashing thing was so stupid. Most of the players around him weren't even getting hyped. Just a dude trying way too hard.

[Chad 1728]

Just a friendly reminder that in 3 seasons as the coach of Texas Tom Herman has never lost less than 4 games or managed to defeat TCU and Okie St in the same season.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

Tech is gonna fuck us up because they're less shitty than we are. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

3 points vs Baylor -- a FG with 4 seconds before half.

Tom is an offensive genius. No, really he is.  Just ask him. He'll tell you.

 

[MirrOlure 15185]

That helmet smashing thing was so stupid. Most of the players around him weren't even getting hyped. Just a dude trying way too hard.

Mackovic painted his face. Mack ripped off his shirt. Silver lining is that neuter was coaching at Texas soon after those stunts.

[vtaenz 603]

Officially off the bandwagon. Every phase of this team had regressed.

[Valmy77 13567]

6 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I said a week ago that CDC needs to show us the size of his balls and his commitment and rip this bandaid off right now. As soon as the Tech game is over clean house.

With the qualification that I am usually wrong about everything...yeah. I am kind of amazed how fast the wheels flew off the Herman wagon.

[futureman 22664]

can’t wait for the post game presser!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

If you want Herman to stay at this point, it can only be due to some slavish devotion to “everyone gets 4 years” or you’ve bought into some strange shit like RDs “realignment” thing. 
 

I mean, fuck this guy. 

[mdmost 43850]

His arrogance is astounding given it masks that he has no idea how to fix this. But come on, we all saw this coming. He lost to SMU, Navy, and UCONN the year we hired him. We knew we aren’t getting the best option. But we had to roll the dice on him and like Charlie, we chose poorly. So let’s roll the dice again. If you can get Whittingham from Utah or Fleck, then do it.

[Richter 2373]

I’m in agreement with this thread title now...

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

God. Herman is a fucking loser. Damn millionaire  

[BrickHorn 18424]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

His arrogance is astounding given it masks that he has no idea how to fix this. But come on, we all saw this coming. He lost to SMU, Navy, and UCONN the year we hired him. We knew we aren’t getting the best option. But we had to roll the dice on him and like Charlie, we chose poorly. So let’s roll the dice again. If you can get Whittingham from Utah or Fleck, then do it.

I’m good with this.  Herman is a fucking fool.

[Foosters 18225]

I'm at the point that I just find all of this hilarious. Anger went away years ago

[NorthLoop 14421]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If you want Herman to stay at this point, it can only be due to some slavish devotion to “everyone gets 4 years” or you’ve bought into some strange shit like RDs “realignment” thing. 
 

I mean, fuck this guy. 

At this point is there anyone left defending him?

[LoneStarBiker 145]

Easily could be 4-7 if the last second FGs against the Kansas teams didn't work out. Fuck You Tom

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

At this point is there anyone left defending him?

Unfortunately I’m willing to bet there are quite a few Herbstreits out there. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

At this point is there anyone left defending him?

Icono to the courtesy phone.

 

[Newy25 7894]

Calling the timeout to dress the score was so fucking Aggy. What a gutless, piece of shit coach we have. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So let’s roll the dice again. If you can get Whittingham from Utah or Fleck, then do it.

Rhule