Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[TheMailBox357 213]

32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

No Urban. We need to run Air Raid with a run game, which is what Riley is doing. Urban will bring his shitty old offense.

Agreed. But than again, Urban was smart enough to hire Ryan Day as OC before last season to change tOSU's offense from a Power Spread to a Pro-Spread. So maybe he'd do the same thing here.

[C-Man 27685]

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

Lovely. Get ready to see the 2020 class start jumping ship and active transfer portal.

[Caracara 41]

He lacks wisdom.

[atomheartbevo 90546]

2 hours ago, Juke_Em said:

This program is in big trouble if Herman is a flop. Huge trouble! You have to find an established HC who knows he can succeed at a top program so no G5 or lesser P5 program coaches. I don't think Saban and Meyer want to come deal with the mess here either. 

No it's not, and I really don't want either of those two associated with us.

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

So basically he did what surly wish we could. Great job juwan how it was Orlando

[DixonHur 11941]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

I'm not sure whether I should be angry, or give him an atta boy

[C-Man 27685]

They're just not that good.  They lost to coach boom this year and only beat aggy today by 6.  They do have some kind of jedi mind trick in on florida though.

Benefit big time from playing in the shitty division of the SEC

[Wishbone 4924]

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

He needed to do a more thorough job. Just like the entire organization needs to do.

[DanTheHorn 5061]

Good place to let CDC know how we feel about Herman.

 

[Nivek 17330]

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

Seems like a light punishment to me. Punching a ref I could understand.

[Texasrocks 2246]

There's no way a player punched a coach and wasn't suspended/kicked off the team.

[freyguy 4364]

Which coach?  Maybe we could setup a GoFundMe for him to hit some more.

[DixonHur 11941]

Red's got all the money his family will ever need, and he ain't getting any younger, maybe he'll decide he wants to see one more championship caliber team at Texas before he dies and will offer to pay Tom's buyout 

[DanTheHorn 5061]

20 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

The offense that was in the playoffs every year? Not to mention the other aspects of his teams that would absolutely kick the crap out of every other team in our conference?  He may be a miserable douche, but I could tolerate that for at least a little while.

Hopefully not the offense that got shutout in the play-offs. I personally have not made up my mind on Urban. Would have to take deep dive on other options.

Edited November 24, 2019 by DanTheHorn

[Zavala 1384]

18 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

Holy shit he tried that "swing on Orlando" method from the fire Orlando thread????

[Wally Pryor 5388]

44 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

They're just not that good.  They lost to coach boom this year and only beat aggy today by 6.  They do have some kind of jedi mind trick in on florida though.

You can't always compare years.  They were a great team last year.  Look what they lost lost YOY.

[General Specific 3484]

3 bottles of Bombay sapphire and two tabs at a high end titty bar. 

Don’t forget the blow (with APD sitting in the corner waiting)!

[williemackgarza 1826]

Cant we hire ray donovan to get some dirt on tommy?

[Bruh Man 3160]

15 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Holy shit he tried that "swing on Orlando" method from the fire Orlando thread????

It was Yancy.

[Bellboy 18]

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Not sure but he was extended (that’s what she said) after winning the Sugar Bowl until 2023 I believe which is guaranteed so it would be about 6.7 million per year so about 40 million ?

How embarrassing would it be to know that somebody is willing to throwaway 40 million just to have you take your lame*** bubble blowing act to your new job as a Mensa Test Tutor. 

[TwiceHorn 31987]

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

Looks like women’s volleyball is pretty good this year. Maybe time to switch sports until Tom is gone

Volleyball is always good.  Perennial NC contender.

Been keeping me sane for nearly a decade.

Fun sport to watch and some of the chicas are downright tasty.

[Landomatic 3813]

4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Hmm can one of you guys with an OB sub tell us what this thread is about....

 

https://texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/nasty-rumor-i-heard-this-week-about-herman.450940/

Anyone?

hoping for fired for cause

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Seriously, where is iconoclast? I bet Tom Herman does tribute photos to iconoclast after losses like this.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Anyone?
hoping for fired for cause

Dead link.

[2300 Nueces 163]

38 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Good place to let CDC know how we feel about Herman.

 

Might be the most people ever at the Moody center,  at least more people than any bball games.

Edited November 24, 2019 by 2300 Nueces

[MirrOlure 15185]

So here's my breakdown, bear with me, it's long.
 
Fuck Tom Herman.

I don’t follow what you’re saying. Need cartoon dicks.

[Rip76 5009]

Honestly, going back to thread title, I think it will happen.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I don’t follow what you’re saying. Need cartoon dicks.

Here is a cartoon dick:

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

“Worse than baylor”. 
 

god, I remember yelling that during undergrad a few times. 
 

 

fuck. 
 

I should have bought black mass tickets tonight 

Edited November 24, 2019 by Xian

[Bruh Man 3160]

 

 

[closetohumping 17777]

1 hour ago, Gravy Train said:

Dipshit Patterson, Korn-Ferry dipshits and moneywhip alum dipshits?

Mack was close to powers.  He approved of Charlie.  

[closetohumping 17777]

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Anyone?

hoping for fired for cause

Heard it was nonsense Tom drinks alcohol crap

[TwiceHorn 31987]

9 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Dead link.

It's on the 9.95 thread.  Reports that Herman shows up with liquor on his breath all the time. Hearsay.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

It's on the 9.95 thread.  Reports that Herman shows up with liquor on his breath all the time. Hearsay.

That’s interesting man.

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's on the 9.95 thread.  Reports that Herman shows up with liquor on his breath all the time. Hearsay.

Funny how hearsay reports always bubble to the surface only when the coach is doing poorly.

[Brisketexan 106618]

So here's my breakdown, bear with me, it's long.
 
Fuck Tom Herman.

That’s a a strong brief. I’d file it as-is.

[ruitxn 299]

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

Looks like women’s volleyball is pretty good this year. Maybe time to switch sports until Tom is gone

Women’s volleyball is good every year.

[General Specific 3484]

Rumors on IT and OB that Juwan Mitchell punched a coach this week which is why he didn't play.

If he did what he was taught from the coaches, he telegraphed it, from San Marco. Otherwise he would have been suspended from the team for contact!

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Punched a coach? Hes off the team then

[Bruh Man 3160]

4 minutes ago, General Specific said:

If he did what he was taught from the coaches, he telegraphed it, from San Marco. Otherwise he would have been suspended from the team for contact!

Apparently he is suspended. They're just keeping it and other internal issues under wraps to save face for recruiting purposes. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I’d personally like to thank Juwan Mitchell (if the rumors are true). Good job young man.

[juan pantages 124]

Win one for the seniors campaign 2019

[Zavala 1384]

Let me guess 

"Hats off to them"

[Mac8111 2129]

So here's my breakdown, bear with me, it's long.
 
Fuck Tom Herman.

You had me at hello


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[Jkwellborn 7006]

Apparently he is suspended. They're just keeping it and other internal issues under wraps to save face for recruiting purposes. 

That sucks. I was starting to have hope for him.

[Zepol87 9308]

Pay Urban what he wants and be done. This is bullshit. Fuck our team last year were some studs to bail these clowns out

[horngasm2020 116]

Harsin is about to be 10-1

[TheMailBox357 213]

5 minutes ago, horngasm2020 said:

Harsin is about to be 10-1

I'd take Harsin or Chris Petersen as Head Coach.

[SubliminalHorn 6995]

Fire Herman. And keep tweeting and emailing CDC

[SKA the boss 729]

Someone needs to ask this fraud at the presser on Monday:
“Coach, can you name one position group or even one player not named Duvernay who has made significant progress or improvement this season?”