Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Wally Pryor 5410]

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Too bad there are 4 Gdamn quarters in a football game.  Also, it's one thing to lose a quarter (barely) against a superior team (it happens).  It's entirely different to look like an unprepared bunch of crap against a team that didn't even have a coach.

He's a fucking clown.

[Longboard Horn 41351]

10 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

In the press conference he was talking about how well the team is prepared, looking forward to the season, improved this and that, blah blah blah. Lying mother fucker! 

Are you talking about the postgame presser or the press conference from earlier this week?

[Longboard Horn 41351]

7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

You mean this?

 “We know we’re better than we were at any point last year, but we didn’t show it in the first and fourth quarters.”

If he actually said that, then we should not be looking negatively upon if we can him.

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

The only way this season is salvageable is to beat usc, ou and tcu and somehow win 8 games and show some real fight after a loss like this. 

A decade of this tells me we will see nothing but ups and downs again and almost beating good teams, barely squeaking by average teams and finding ways to lose another game like today.

[TexasMan 11452]

 

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

If he actually said that, then we should not be looking negatively upon if we can him.

Yes he opened the presser tonight with that quote. It’s really unbelievable 

[naija 3063]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I might be wrong, but it has always seemed to me that championships are won by coaches and players who absolutely abhor losing.

did you see the quotes by Colin Johnson and PJ Locke?

 

CJ: “Maryland’s a great team and came ready to play. Losing doesn’t make you a loser.”

PJ Locke: "We’ve got to move on. We can’t let Maryland beat us twice.”

[alphahorn 1637]

11 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

In the press conference he was talking about how well the team is prepared, looking forward to the season, improved this and that, blah blah blah. Lying mother fucker! 

you're giving him too much credit.  he wasn't lying as much as he just can't evaluate the preparedness of his team.  

[El Squared 1849]

There is really no disincentive to losing when coaching at a school with this type of bankroll.

Golden parachutes and other “set for life” soft landing  cushions.

Losing to Maryland is like losing to Rutgers ...It should be a fireable offense, esp 2years in a row.

But we did that with Cal and it’s part of the new low bar, pseudo performance expectation.

The job requirements, despite the exorbitant salary, are purely imaginary and no one is held to account for their shitty results.

Instead, they are paid handsomely  to go away. That’s the disease right there.

Edited September 2, 2018 by El Squared

[Knoxtnhorn 6305]

Oh cool.  Kurt Bohls.  The voice of reason.

[Longboard Horn 41351]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yes he opened the presser tonight with that quote. It’s really unbelievable 

[Knoxtnhorn 6305]

I'm also pretty sore about the fact that Angela Kelly seems to be a better coach than Tom Herman.  

[Beau Vine 55863]

OK, here's a better clip... This is how I want a coach to react to a loss like this:

 

[Buzzrock 15136]

you're giving him too much credit.  he wasn't lying as much as he just can't evaluate the preparedness of his team.  

That’s basically what a friend who was coached by him says. Doesn’t know how to make a decision.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Good Christ did he actually fucking say that..

Of course he said that.  He's Tom fucking Herman.

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

We will beat Tulsa and then all is well again. If we beat usc and look good doing it I will believe this team has some fight. But Herman job security is a uphill climb now. If CDC is the AD I think he is then he is heating the seat up tonight.

[David Dennison 19534]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

The only way this season is salvageable is to beat usc, ou and tcu and somehow win 8 games and show some real fight after a loss like this. 

A decade of this tells me we will see nothing but ups and downs again and almost beating good teams, barely squeaking by average teams and finding ways to lose another game like today.

After today I would be thrilled with 8 wins, I don't care who they come against.

[phdhorn 6225]

1 minute ago, El Squared said:

Losing to Maryland is like losing to Rutgers.

Rutgers blasted the living shit today out of Texas State.  So they would definitely kick our asses. I think we're more a Cornell or UMass type of opponent now.

[pearlandhorn 3343]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We will beat Tulsa and then all is well again. If we beat usc and look good doing it I will believe this team has some fight. But Herman job security is a uphill climb now. If CDC is the AD I think he is then he is heating the seat up tonight.

Gary Patterson?

[Beau Vine 55863]

4 minutes ago, naija said:

did you see the quotes by Colin Johnson and PJ Locke?

 

CJ: “Maryland’s a great team and came ready to play. Losing doesn’t make you a loser.”

PJ Locke: "We’ve got to move on. We can’t let Maryland beat us twice.”

Mack Brown pretty much invented that line.  

To his credit, he really backed it up, though.  

[Horn Dog 10158]

5 minutes ago, naija said:

 

PJ Locke: "We’ve got to move on. We can’t let Maryland beat us twice.”

Its like rain...on your wedding day.

[Buzzrock 15136]

After today I would be thrilled with 8 wins, I don't care who they come against.

Lololololol

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Gary Patterson?

I’d take Patterson in a heartbeat. But being Texas you would think we would be able to poach a coach from anywhere. Instead we look for mid major former coordinators and that has been a disaster so I’d expect a winning established HC from somewhere.

[alphahorn 1637]

this will test CDC's capital raising abilities.. with all his other projects, the last thing he wanted was to have to go ask donors to write large checks once again so we can fire a mistake.

the pressure on making the right hire next time around will be immense

[Magus Ossis 2997]

In a recent presser, TH repeated the old adage. I’ll put it here. You are what your record says you are. At this point, the TH version of TEXAS is 6-7 in regular season games, 0-1 against our chief rival, and 0-2 against Maryland.

[bschoolprof 6341]

Losing doesn't make you a loser?  What does it make you?

[ButtFumble 5287]

well these fuckers suck at "maths" too......Maryland already beat the shit out of you twice you dumb fucks.....now it is a matter of them doing it a third time if you want to buy into that bullshit analogy

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Losing doesn't make you a loser?  What does it make you?

fucking millennials, give them all a fucking medal and tell them they did just great

[BoosterAndrews 113]

If his wife wasn't so hot I'd say fire that motherfucker right now.  Fucking fraud.

[Bullneck 19517]

12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Good Christ did he actually fucking say that..

Yes, or something very similar.

[Horn Dog 10158]

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Losing doesn't make you a loser?  What does it make you?

It may be hard to understand, but its just like how after getting  beat by Maryland twice, you can’t let Maryland beat you twice.

[El Squared 1849]

5 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Losing doesn't make you a loser?  What does it make you?

You didn’t lose....you are runner up, achieved 2nd place. 

I guess the players are being given lines from motivational speakers and AMWay pep rallies in addition to orange slices.

I bet the parents and coaches make an arm tunnel for the players to run under as they exit the plane tonight, with Barney’s theme song playing in the background......

Edited September 2, 2018 by El Squared

[ButtFumble 5287]

maybe PJ looked at last year as an ass raping and not really a beating and that means this year was the first actual beating

[DixonHur 11959]

35 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Chris warren wasn't trying for shit last year

Why would he?  Herman made it abundantly clear that he didn't see Warren as a RB in his offense.  I thought Chris handled it very well.

[RadiologyHorn 133]

The chicken little and hyperbole on this board over the next week is going to be some next level shit. 

[MOODY 126]

33 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Now this is a bizzare over reaction.

If you graduated from Texas, you're still a Longhorn, despite the ineptitude of our football coach.

I am a Longhorn but not one more red cent will be spent on supporting this abortion of a football program.  The only money I will spend is betting against this soft and stupid team the rest of this year.  That is until Texas becomes the underdog after USC then they just lose. 

Tulsa will cover and if these players do their normal boneheaded play, hell they may win.  USC will curb stomp us and when OU comes around there will be no fight in this dog of a team.  

 

[Hagbard Celine 11236]

4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

CDC is in for some fun, having to get the big money lined up...again.

That's been my thoughts since the 2nd quarter.

[NowThis 931]

big money doesn't solve anything. 

[Capn81 397]

Losing doesn't make you a loser?  What does it make you?

What a bunch of pussy bullshit.

[Tailgate 3073]

Anyone have a link to post game presser? I need something to piss me off even more. Thanks in advance.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Sumlin. Two. Point. Oh.

[El Squared 1849]

3 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

The chicken little and hyperbole on this board over the next week is going to be some next level shit. 

Keep rallying the sunshine pumpers, they need some support!

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Remember when the dumber shag element worried about aggy stealing this clown from us? People actually worried Sumlin would be fired so mensa could fill jizz jars at the station before we gave our pitch. The joke’s on us.

[dcar00 14951]

4 minutes ago, NowThis said:

big money doesn't solve anything. 

huh? you can't make a change unless you have the big money lined up

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

33 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Honest question I asked earlier but got lost in the game thread: when was the last time we showed up and played a crisp, well coached, well executed game?

Was it Ohio State in the fiesta bowl like 10 years ago?

OU 2015.

 

and no im not kidding, there wasnt 1 fucking moment in that game that we were behind, and we had a 2 score lead with less than 8 mins to play, and we ran out the fucking clock on them, kneeling at their 3 yard line in the ultimate show of fuck you

[Hagbard Celine 11236]

4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Oh and Mrs Herman isnt our standard either. That bitch is low-rent. Get them both out of Austin and back to cougar high.
 

Wasn't she a Texas KKG?  Those tits are not low-rent.  They look real.

[Scholz 12305]

I’m just glad Maryland isn’t going to beat us a 3rd humiliating time.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

7 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

The chicken little and hyperbole on this board over the next week is going to be some next level shit. 

There would be less if the head coach took responsibility for the loss, and said his team was unprepared, underestimated the opponent and said this loss hurt a lot.

Instead, the jackass said the loss wasn't that big a deal and said his team was ready to go. 

So, it's okay to note this and go ahead and justifiably call Herman's shit to the carpet.

[EastTexan 672]

22 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

That’s basically what a friend who was coached by him says. Doesn’t know how to make a decision.

 

If true, we be fucked.

[Twizzler 195]

Funny if the punter stuck around we win that game.