Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Herman is a fraud. He can’t beat shit. He’s not winning the Big 12 ever. He will be fired in a year or two. We’re just going through the motions right now. Hoping he somehow lucks into a win

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,952]

Herman is such a fucking moron. 

[YChang 3,432]

Would not bother me one bit if there was some back channel chats with Urban or his agent this season.

[WBT 20,442]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Herman is a fraud. He can’t beat shit. He’s not winning the Big 12 ever. He will be fired in a year or two. We’re just going through the motions right now. Hoping he somehow lucks into a win

probably after 2022 at the earliest with the budget shortfalls due to covid

[Blotto 23,436]

28 minutes ago, YChang said:

Would not bother me one bit if there was some back channel chats with Urban or his agent this season.

Would be the best 2.5 seasons in recent memory. 

[YChang 3,432]

Would be the best 2.5 seasons in recent memory. 

Yes!

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

2018 was his peak.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Name a well coached player on this team

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

Classic Tom game:

 

up 10 with a shot at pulling away so we run a option play then trick play then punt the tech scores the ehlinger throws a pick jow tech about tot air the lead. All in 4 min. Fucking Tom Herman.

[Covri 6,231]

These announcers fucking suck worse than even our defense today.

[Covri 6,231]

What the fuck he was clearly out

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Tom Herman is not the answer.

[taybo20 2,815]

1 minute ago, Covri said:

What the fuck he was clearly out

And clear hold but I guess specs and his crew say fuck Texas 

[victory88 5,663]

Same shit every year.  We play to our level of competition.  Can never build on a lead.  Team always melts down.  Fucking foolish not to reach out to Urban.  He’d have this team routing the shitty big 12.  Until the administration is fucking serious about winning championships, we will be a middle of the pack big 12 team.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,941]

What? 165 yards passing going into the 4th?  Is that good?

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

What does Tom do during bye weeks?

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

If we lose we will get super arrogant dickwad Tom in the presser too. He sucks so bad. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,952]

4 years in with his own class and he can't even stomp the shit teams. He's fucking useless. God this is embarrassing. He continues another decade of mediocrity. Good job, Texas. 

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

Just run the ball

[Dbeasy 14,991]

What’s the last top program to return to prominence after more than 11 years in the wilderness?

[Bigbend1812 12,896]

Goddammit Sam

[Bigbend1812 12,896]

Shitty spot

[satyanash 14,282]

Herman is the metaphorical anglerfish. Every year he lures me in, then...

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

It’s incredible how epically we fuck away talent.

[Spankytoes 1,736]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Herman is gonna look surprisingly mediocre after Ehlinger moves on. Sam is the single reason we havent looked like Strong's teams. 

Maybe Ehlinger is also mediocre. Shot in the dark

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

Fuck Herman.  Even if Texas comes back to beat TT, he’s a fucking loser excuse for a head coach.  

[Newdoc 3,433]

57 minutes ago, WBT said:

probably after 2022 at the earliest with the budget shortfalls due to covid

Yep. Stuck with Shaka and Herman for the next couple at least.

[alphahorn 1,637]

Our only chance for 2020 is we escape this game, then Herman tests positive and has to quarantine the rest of the season

[Newdoc 3,433]

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

Maybe Ehlinger is also mediocre. Shot in the dark

He is this game. Some of it stank ass play calling.

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Our only chance for 2020 is we escape this game, then Herman tests positive and has to quarantine the rest of the season

Please tell me it’s the bubonic plague 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,952]

Thanks for beating ou once Sam and Herman. 

[LTtxfan 49,014]

So I see this thread is warming up... 😬

[JFKFC 4,878]

Only an idiot would send his son to be coached and mentored by Tom Herman.

[4Pete 156]

I love it when this is in the top 3.  Makes a cruel year just feel familiar.

[Rimbo 25,819]

 

[Enchubben 5,509]

Fuck you tom for being predictable and calling plays 

[Captain Ron 12,813]

Amazing what coaches that can adjust on the fly can do. Wish we had one. Fire this fraud. 

[Rimbo 25,819]

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Amazing what coaches that can adjust on the fly can do. Wish we had one. Fire this fraud. 

Or coaches who prepare for every game on the schedule. Because when you're Texas, everyone else is preparing for you.

[midtown 3,344]

Game over.. Nice job Texas

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Pretty impressive how poorly the timeouts have been managed now that TH can focus completely on being a head corch and not calling plays 

[taybo20 2,815]

Fucking garbage. The team looks like ass

[satyanash 14,282]

In four seasons, Tom Herman has never started 2-0. Good grief.

[SDG 3,319]

Leave Tom in Lubbock.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,952]

I for one am shocked Tom mensa Herman has choked away another game by a shitty team. Floored even. 

[Bluemoon3287 56]

I’m finally onboard. If we lose today, Fire the fucker now so we can at least start rebuilding for like he 9th year in the last 10.  Oh wait, they’re not rebuilding this year?  Oh......never mind

Edited September 26, 2020 by Bluemoon3287

[Dbeasy 14,991]

Texas is $179m in the hole because of covid. I doubt Shaka or Herman gets fired.

[mdmost 42,875]

The problem is we are stuck with him for 2 years because of Covid. The one year where OU is vulnerable and we shit the bed again.

[taybo20 2,815]

Maybe Tom can hire all new coordinators again for super cheap... 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,941]

F u Herman.

[Captain Ron 12,813]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I for one am shocked Tom mensa Herman has choked away another game by a shitty team. Floored even. 

This is my shocked face