Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Longboard Horn 40172]

Get this website up and running again 

https://firetomherman.com/

[Jive Turkey 12572]

we need to end this experiment.

[Hagbard Celine 10772]

2-11 when trailing at half under thermensa

[Treefidy 1463]

Go ahead and hire the asshole sitting on the right, I’m getting too old to wait around for us to figure it out and the screws on my moral compass are getting loose.  

[Neonmoon 38127]

Patterson owns Herman. 
 

We’ll lose by two touchdowns. Herman is a confidence man. Zero substance 

[Firemans4Horn 17903]

It’s boring watching superior talent get out coached week after week. 

[USMCHorn 1369]

Yeah, I'm starting to think Tom isn't the guy.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Pussy shit who doesn’t trust his OC. I’m sick of turtle Tom being bitchslapped by inferior talent and being out coached on a weekly basis.

[Longboard Horn 40172]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2-11 when trailing at half under thermensa

[Longboard Horn 40172]

 

[D_Goose 485]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s infuriating watching superior talent get out coached week after week. 

Fify

[Newy25 7638]

He really is a fraud as a head coach. There is no reason to see another year. We have to restart with a new QB next year we might as well have a new head coach to start a new offensive system. 

[Longboard Horn 40172]

Alrighty, who do we look to hire next? 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Fire herman. Hire urban.

[Pancho 44535]

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Alrighty, who do we look to hire next? 

[Ghost of Shag 2585]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

Fire herman. Hire urban.

This is where I’m at.

[jinx 2635]

Man I am sick of watching poorly coached, can’t tackle, can’t block, scared bitch football.  
 

A decade and counting.  

[Newy25 7638]

Just now, Pancho said:

He should be our first and only phone call. 

[Pancho 44535]

Just now, Newy25 said:

He should be our first and only phone call. 

gagree

[Istian 241]

I’m just so fucking tired of the same shit. The only consistency is the inconsistency. He’s an absolute garbage head coach that makes the poorest possible decisions. I don’t understand at all how he got this far. He’s a fraud and for fuck’s sake - I want to WIN. I don’t give a shit who Texas hires at this point. Fucking end this misery. 

[Treefidy 1463]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Fire herman. Hire urban.

Fire up the banner, I’ll buy the first couple of rounds.  

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Urban please.

[Vic Mackey 46939]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Alrighty, who do we look to hire next? 

How about the guy sitting in the studio on Fox who definitely wants to coach again when the right job comes along? He coaches circles around Tom. But too many think he is bad and scary and we are too good for him. *eye roll*

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2-11 when trailing at half under thermensa

Nice. Trying to catch Charlie's record. That's dedication 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1580]

It’s gotten to the point where we just can’t keep doing this another two years.  This is just not the place you ‘learn’ to be a good head coach.  Bring in the best....morals be damned.  Go pay urban and let’s murder motherfuckers!

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Herman will get a pass this year because of rona. Not saying he should, but he will. He will fuck up next year once we get back to normal and go 8-4.

As long as Urban doesn’t sign with another team this offseason, he should be the number 1 call. And he will listen.

[Poe It Up 126]

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really is a fraud as a head coach. There is no reason to see another year. We have to restart with a new QB next year we might as well have a new head coach to start a new offensive system. 

Plus we lose Cosmi and Kerstetter, it’s going to be fucking ugly. 

[JFKFC 4878]

Tom can't do this job. 

[Longboard Horn 40172]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Agreed!

[SKA the boss 729]

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2-11 when trailing at half under thermensa

= inability to make adjustments.

I want my coach to be able to make adjustments.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

OU gonna beat us to Urban and I will truly never watch this team ever again.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, Queen Bitch said:

OU gonna beat us to Urban and I will truly never watch this team ever again.

Wut? Where do you think Riley is gonna go lol 

[Brothahorn 10085]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How about the guy sitting in the studio on Fox who definitely wants to coach again when the right job comes along? He coaches circles around Tom. But too many think he is bad and scary and we are too good for him. *eye roll*

Urb doesn't have Mack's class, Charlie's integrity or Tom's caring. He is not our standard. All he wants to do is win.

[Longboard Horn 40172]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

[nineliveslost 2710]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Urb doesn't have Mack's class, Charlie's integrity or Tom's caring. He is not our standard. All he wants to do is win.

aaaaaand I'll take him

[Funk Doctor Spock 11953]

I've been on this fire bandwagon since losing to a shitty Maryland team the second time. Dude beyond sucks. 

[jinx 2635]

I wish we would have hired Mullen.  

[Istian 241]

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Urb doesn't have Mack's class, Charlie's integrity or Tom's caring. He is not our standard. All he wants to do is win.

Fuck Mack, Charlie is literally the worst coach in Texas history and Tom is a fucking fraud. Give me Urban. I want to fucking WIN. 

[Treefidy 1463]

He showed everyone what an immature, insecure douchebag he is in the Mizzou bowl game.  I can’t think of a single HC who would mock an opposing player like that, not even an asshole like Joey freshwater.  Certainly not any of the coaches at or near the top
 

I mean, we all loved that game and fuck Mizzou, but could you ever imagine Saban/Urban/Dabo/Ogre/Riley/Mullen/Day/Franklin/shit the list of better coaches is too long... ever doing that.

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

This is why you don’t turtle like a bitch with 55 secs in the half Herman

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Year 4, senior QB, another undisciplined, mediocre squad. He’ll win nothing of import but just enough to stick around. He ain’t the guy. Oh well.

and I say that while thinking we’ll find a way to win this game. But we aren’t anywhere close to elite.

Edited October 3, 2020 by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

[Jive Turkey 12572]

17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He should be our first and only phone call. 

Urban might be calling us.  

"Just get rid of him.  I'll take the job."

[Dark Horse 2263]

I guess I’ve seen enough different coaches now to realize they don’t change. What you get in year 1-2 is what they are.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11953]

I'd set fire to an orphanage to get Urban as our next coach. Better coaching, better recruiting, better coaching hires. 

[nineliveslost 2710]

Like Ash?

[Istian 241]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I'd set fire to an orphanage to get Urban as our next coach. Better coaching, better recruiting, better coaching hires. 

This. I’m sick and fucking tired of getting trash for assistants. Pay good assistants to come here and fuck shit up. 

[nineliveslost 2710]

and Herman?

[Treefidy 1463]

14 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Herman will get a pass this year because of rona. Not saying he should, but he will. He will fuck up next year once we get back to normal and go 8-4.

As long as Urban doesn’t sign with another team this offseason, he should be the number 1 call. And he will listen.

The good news is after UF then fOSU, there’s only about 7-8 other jobs that aren’t an definite step down, and we are on that list.   
 

Riley to NFL, Saban retiring, or USC pulling their head out of their ass, the rest of them look pretty set for the next several years

[Funk Doctor Spock 11953]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Like Ash?

At least Ash did something under Urban. Urban gets the best out of his coaches and holds them responsible 

[nineliveslost 2710]

i can agree with that.