Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[tejas60 3529]

Urban would have a heart attack the first game with these refs.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11953]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

and Herman?

Like Ryan Day and their dB coach 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

BYU would beat us worse than Taysom Hill ever did 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

6 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

BYU would beat us worse than Taysom Hill ever did 

Is that even possible? I still have nightmares from those games.

[Chooky 13303]

Tom Hymen

[victory88 5663]

35 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Herman will get a pass this year because of rona. Not saying he should, but he will. He will fuck up next year once we get back to normal and go 8-4.

As long as Urban doesn’t sign with another team this offseason, he should be the number 1 call. And he will listen.

Don’t think for one second Reggie and Leinhart aren’t in his ear about USC.

[Blotto 23439]

11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Tom Hymen

Coach menses

[Herpa Derpa 6116]

5 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Don’t think for one second Reggie and Leinhart aren’t in his ear about USC.

Yep.  He looks to be enjoying the Cali life with his gig on Fox.  One would think if/when he does return, he'd prefer to avoid the cold stuff as much as possible.  Absent a return to Florida, Texas and California offer the best climate and recruiting grounds.  But we're stuck with Mensa at a minimum through the 2021 season.  Might be too late by then.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Is this where we sign the petition to fire Tim Hermans?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10152]

Urban would give us #1 recruiting class year 1.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11953]

Epps!!!!!!

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Epps!!!!!!

You want Epps to be the coach? Could be a upgrade..

[Funk Doctor Spock 11953]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

You want Epps to be the coach? Could be a upgrade..

My fart would be an upgrade. At least our shitty coach went for 2 and actually got it. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Turtle Tom strikes again

nice three and out pussy 

[taybo20 2815]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Turtle Tom strikes again

nice three and out pussy 

This!

[jinx 2635]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Turtle Tom strikes again

nice three and out pussy 

At least he got eight yards.  It’s when we get zero that I get pissed.  

[squeegeedegg 723]

When probabilistic play calling is the foundation of how you understand football, doesn't matter who the OC is

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

What kind of defense was that? No one over the damn ball...tcu qb goes up the middle fir the lead. Very mensa—that defensive alignment is.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

What kind of defense was that? No one over the damn ball...tcu qb goes up the middle fir the lead. Very mensa—that defensive alignment is.

[crony 352]

Fucking fraud.

[jinx 2635]

That end zone cam showed why this whole staff should be fired.   O body was even looking at the QB

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Wut? Where do you think Riley is gonna go lol 

To the NFL like he’s been rumored for years. And when they do hire Urban, it’s going to be hard to look your fans in the face when we’re trotting this dipshit out there again.

[4th&Five 41462]

Fucking ridiculous 

[runthebone 7933]

No matter the result today, if Patterson and Herman switched positions, Texas would have won in a blowout.  I gave up on Herman a long time ago, and when someone isn't the guy, there is no point in waiting to fire him.  Some pussies said last year that it would be bad to fire another coach so soon.  Fuck off, pussies.

 

Edited October 3, 2020 by runthebone

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

To the NFL like he’s been rumored for years. And when they do hire Urban, it’s going to be hard to look your fans in the face when we’re trotting this dipshit out there again.

He's not going to the NFL anytime soon imo unless OU fans run him out. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

We Are None.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

We Are None.

[Knoxtnhorn 5941]

So poorly coached.  

[Tex Long 4356]

Reckon Mack'll be ready to Return?

[Brothahorn 10085]

Tom Herman Texas Football:

We need to be aggressive; whoa slow it down.

We don't have to be in a hurry; F that, Mash the gas.

Edited October 3, 2020 by Brothahorn

[Neonmoon 38127]

Game over you stupid pussy. You’re fired 

[midtown 3344]

Out coached. Week and week out

[taybo20 2815]

Fuck Tom Herman and this undisciplined shit. The guy sucks. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

6 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

He's not going to the NFL anytime soon imo unless OU fans run him out. 

I mean it’s easy to say that but I would imagine he thinks to himself “shit I cycle through qbs every other year,m. Imagine what I could do if I had ‘my’ franchise qb for 10 years like kingsbury has. I’m a better coach than kingsbury by a wide margin.”

Edited October 3, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Fire him now 

[FOXHOUND 1014]

Next week is going to be ugly. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2394]

TCU owns us. WTF. Fire them all.

[Firemans4Horn 17903]

Tom Herman Fake Tough Texas Football™️ 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Another week of wow wtf was that. Every game every week for 4 years has been like this. Nail biter no matter who it’s against in the big 12 and the game week to week it’s a coin toss. 
 

we should be 1-2 now but got lucky af last week.

tom sucks and cdc has NO BALLS if we doesn’t fire his this year. We let his rearrange the deck chairs on the titanic even though most of us knew it wouldn’t matter.

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

I’m onboard with the sentiment of this thread. 

[taybo20 2815]

Herman will blame injuries and everything he can think of but the fact is he sucks ass. He doesn’t prepare for teams and he continually gets beat by TCU.  

[Neonmoon 38127]

We are TCUs Nebraska

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Classic look ahead/trap game. You’re looking ahead to the team that you know is going to kick your ass next week, and you let them beat you twice by looking past a team you should beat. Tom Herman, ladies and gentlemen.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Cant win the conference when opponents are good. Cant win when the conference sucks.


BYE

[6th Street 6358]

Tom Herman hates winning football games

[closetohumping 17408]

This one is on Tom

[MonkeyDoughnut 10152]

Now, just a question of when....

Urban should start hiring movers

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Get this douche canoe out of town yesterday. 

[ztejas 43287]

Same shit different year. Herman sucks. Sam sucked almost as much today. Juwan Mitchell is fucking terrible and should never play another snap. Sterns can't cover dick. Keontay runs like a bitch and threw the game away. 

It's going to be hard to watch any of the rest of the season. I almost hope OU beats us by 50 so we can get this ass clown off the sidelines.

[Sawbonz 27447]

He turtled on that second to last position. Fuck him.