Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[gsoda3 3,362]

fitting he would be a scouser.

[Red Five 41,737]

Remember that time @blacklab launched Ketchum into the sun? That was great. 

[Wally Pryor 5,410]

I'm a little surprised Michelle hasn't jumped into the Twitter fray given the quick fingers displayed in the past.

She may be too busy monitoring Baylor boards for injury updates. 

[pearlandhorn 3,343]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Remember that time @blacklab launched Ketchum into the sun? That was great. 

[theaveragejon 1,104]

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Remember that time @blacklab launched Ketchum into the sun? That was great. 

No, ha! What is that story?

[Radical Larry 28,820]

Remember that time [mention=3]blacklab[/mention] launched Ketchum into the sun? That was great. 

Holy shit, that was hilarious.

[blacklab 12,064]

he allegedly stole money from the Cole Pittman memorial golf tournament and someone posted on shaggy about it.

He sent me an email saying take it down or else, and oh by the way, I cc'd my lawyer on this.

He ends up showing up on the thread and being his usual complete dumb fat fuck self, except he doesn't have power to delete posts or ban people for being mean

I tell him to go get his shine box

[blacklab 12,064]

Looks like shaggy deleted it. Fat fuck probably asked kevin to remove and he did under dickhead professional courtesy.

[alincoln 2,391]

Ketch's latest tweet:

As I said last week, some people report the news and other people talk about those that report the news. Make sure you're keeping score out there on who assumes which roles.

hahaha

[closetohumping 17,816]

7 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Looks like shaggy deleted it. Fat fuck probably asked kevin to remove and he did under dickhead professional courtesy.

Lmao Kevin as in kB?

[blacklab 12,064]

KM are his initials.

[Hank Scorpio 17,924]

It’s fucking Karl Malone. I knew it. 

[TX SPLEEN 14]

52 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Ian Boyd / Geoff Ketchum slap fight:

 

2 dipshits circle jerking each other.

[C-Man 27,779]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

we will see if that happens when Momma calls.

I don't see it happening honestly. I think he's content being Clemson's #1 all-time coach and having the stadium named after him when he's done. Besides, why go follow somebody like Nick Saban when you've got arguably a better thing going now? Bama won't pay him more.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

Looks like shaggy deleted it. Fat fuck probably asked kevin to remove and he did under dickhead professional courtesy.

Do you remember the thread name?

[BurntOrange&White 41,857]

13 minutes ago, blacklab said:

KM are his initials.

I call him a fucking cock sucker tbh. Look at my custom title on shaggy

Edited October 20, 2020 by BurntOrange&White

[closetohumping 17,816]

Spoiler

Super K

[blacklab 12,064]

12 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

35 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Looks like shaggy deleted it. Fat fuck probably asked kevin to remove and he did under dickhead professional courtesy.

Do you remember the thread name?

I do not. Something like "Ketchum stole money from Cole Pittman Memorial Golf tournament"

[gsoda3 3,362]

20 million... a year?  

[Red Five 41,737]

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

I do not. Something like "Ketchum stole money from Cole Pittman Memorial Golf tournament"

Someone has to have that saved. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

I do not. Something like "Ketchum stole money from Cole Pittman Memorial Golf tournament"

https://web.archive.org/web/20121025015046/http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/43277-Geoff-Ketchum-is-a-fraud...

 

The internet never forgets...

 

Edit, I think ketch's fun starts on page 2

 

[Thiefery 5,108]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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So we pay 10 mil a year for 5 years and have @GreenspointTexas shadow him along the sidelines with other nurses?

[Rip76 5,022]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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That second to last sentence is so depressing.

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

21 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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5 yrs/50 million has always seemed like the most likely contract value, I do wonder about his health and I’m also curious if he’s just trying to get a raise from Fox, but we absolutely need to put that money on the table and make him say no. 

We’d be complete dumbasses not to give that to him. Our Football revenue and Athletics donations will dwarf that increase in no time once we start winning double digit games every year. 
 

 

Edited October 20, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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I mean. The multiple ER trips if true is concerning.   I hope he only goes back into coaching if he can give it his all.  
While, a 60% urban is probably twice as good a Herman, it’s till something that should give pause to the powers that be. 
 

Thankfully they get paid the big bucks to properly balance risk vs reward and make well thought out decisions.  
 

laugh. 

[Thiefery 5,108]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

That second to last sentence is so depressing.

He doesn't know shit either regarding Herman..  @hornfromdallas is his source most likely with the Urban news

[UncleSonny 6,798]

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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We are going to hire Urban and immediately have him die on the sideline aren’t we. 

[Duane Moore 5,754]

If Urban’s camp really is floating a number out there, it tells me he’s ready to go if the price is right. Maybe he’s gotten the Calm app and isn’t as stressed as he used to be. 

[Hank_Hill 20,038]

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

He doesn't know shit either regarding Herman..  @hornfromdallas is his source most likely with the Urban news

Lol no, he’s not.

[MoJames 8,258]

Huuuuuuuuuuuge difference between multiple ER visits and multiple EMT visits.

[BurntOrange&White 41,857]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

We are going to hire Urban and immediately have him die on the sideline aren’t we. 

It may be his last wish and the way he wants to go out. 

[mdmost 44,029]

1 hour ago, alincoln said:

Ketch evidently has a Liverpool podcast.  The end times are actually here

We don't claim that cunt. 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, because the options after Urb are terrible.  Or at least fairly unknown quantities.

My biggest thing is stop hiring the young "hot shot" coach with limited experience and a limited resume. 

Our last 3 titles in the Big 3 sports were Mack and Augie. Augie had 28 years of experience and Mack had 14 years of experience prior to Texas. Then look at the CDC hires that seem to be successes so far  in Schaefer (15 years of experience as a HC prior to Texas), White (9 years of experience as a HC prior to Texas), Floreal (12 years of experience as a HC prior to Texas). 

All those coaches outside of maybe Augie had experience in a major conference but baseball is a little different for a lot of reasons. 

Then let's look at our most recent hires in the Big 3 sports: 

Herman (2 yeas of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

Strong (4 years of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

Shaka (6 years of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

Pierce (5 years of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

I will say, I still think Pierce was a good hire and I think he will still win at Texas. And he is the one coach that has a Big 12 title and CWS appearance. 

 

[hornfromdallas 334]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol no, he’s not.

 

[utexas8 1,705]

20 million... a year?  

Meh what’s 20 million. I make that as a nurse.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,963]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,294]

Is it possible to be little excited and want to throw up in your mouth at the same time?

[MoJames 8,258]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Is it possible to be little excited and want to throw up in your mouth at the same time?

I'm guessing you've never been to a Twin Peaks restaurant.

[TexasPride10 598]

2 hours ago, TX SPLEEN said:

So we get Urbs, who is the OC? Guessing Ash would get a look at DC still.

I know a guy who had success running the offense under Urban, and it just so happens he's soon to be looking for a job. 

[Bevo 13,877]

11 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

 

 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I would like to Quantum Leap into either Erin or Buckey the moment Tom Herman shows up in order to attempt to dress me down. That would be some fun, funny shit.

I'd like to Quantum Leap into my wife's body right as I'm attempting to dress down and bang her, for basically the same reason- I imagine even if it wasn't fun it would at least be some funny shit. 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Welp

[Ryno 130]

Today is not this threads best.

[closetojumping 65,411]

38 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

https://web.archive.org/web/20121025015046/http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/43277-Geoff-Ketchum-is-a-fraud...

 

The internet never forgets...

 

Edit, I think ketch's fun starts on page 2

 

Ketchum has never owned what happened with the Cole Pittman money. A mysterious one-time poster named "Pandora's Box" called him out on it on Barking Carnival when he showed up there with a fake handle talking shit about some other random topic at the time. Weird. Anyway he then accused CTJ/me of being the mystery poster and melted down. It carried over to Shaggy when someone saw it all in the comments and then we saw Bob's hilarity. Underneath it all though? Yeah, allegedly, those fucking back IRS taxes got paid. The legacy of a dead UT football and the golf tournament for him? It went away quietly. 

Geoff Ketchum has always been a fat knob who fell backwards into an opportunity at Rivals that Burton handed him for being his gopher for a few years. Ketchum was a troll on GoBig12, Hornfans, BarkingCarnival, and his own site. He's supposedly used fake handles to gin up narratives on Orangebloods for years and been busted for it a few times. Him calling himself a journalist is as rich as someone here calling themselves "productive".

The real suckers are the posters and subscribers to his site. Someone in real life tells me they follow UT by subscribing to Orangebloods and then next thing they discover is that I think they're a fucking rube and they shouldn't be openly admitting embarrassing shit like that to other people in public. 

[Thiefery 5,108]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I'd like to Quantum Leap into my wife's body right as I'm attempting to dress down and bang her, for basically the same reason- I imagine even if it wasn't fun it would at least be some funny shit. 

glad to have you back @NowThis

[Tex Pete 21,487]

32 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Meh what’s 20 million. I make that as a nurse.

LVN?

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

51 minutes ago, Xian said:

I mean. The multiple ER trips if true is concerning.   I hope he only goes back into coaching if he can give it his all.  
While, a 60% urban is probably twice as good a Herman, it’s till something that should give pause to the powers that be. 
 

Thankfully they get paid the big bucks to properly balance risk vs reward and make well thought out decisions.  
 

laugh. 

I mean if Urban wants to die on our sidelines that's a risk I'm certainly willing to take. He could have just as easily caught a stray bullet from Aaron Hernandez. He's living on borrowed time. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

41 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

My biggest thing is stop hiring the young "hot shot" coach with limited experience and a limited resume. 

Our last 3 titles in the Big 3 sports were Mack and Augie. Augie had 28 years of experience and Mack had 14 years of experience prior to Texas. Then look at the CDC hires that seem to be successes so far  in Schaefer (15 years of experience as a HC prior to Texas), White (9 years of experience as a HC prior to Texas), Floreal (12 years of experience as a HC prior to Texas). 

All those coaches outside of maybe Augie had experience in a major conference but baseball is a little different for a lot of reasons. 

Then let's look at our most recent hires in the Big 3 sports: 

Herman (2 yeas of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

Strong (4 years of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

Shaka (6 years of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

Pierce (5 years of experience/0 years in a P5 conference)

I will say, I still think Pierce was a good hire and I think he will still win at Texas. And he is the one coach that has a Big 12 title and CWS appearance. 

 

I'd like to now go light myself on fire reading the Big 3 sports hires. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

11 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

glad to have you back @NowThis

I missed the Now this thing. I really really regret that b/c I've seen it referenced about a million times and it sounds spectacular.  

[Herpa Derpa 6,343]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I missed the Now this thing. I really really regret that b/c I've seen it referenced about a million times and it sounds spectacular.  

It was real and it was spectacular.