Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[RGBIII 22798]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FIRE HERMAN AT HALFTIME TODAY...

I’m fine with firing him at the end of the first

[CurlyDumps 4439]

How long can we go without completing a forward pass? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’m fine with firing him at the end of the first

Hell Jeremy Pruitt fired the DL coach at some point when the game was going on, fire him now.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Elmer_Fudd

[texastroubadour 1203]

Shocker. We weren’t ready to play. Stunned


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[Wulaw Horn 18972]

I am so stupid. I thought Herman would be a good coach here. And I thought we’d be really good this year. Fuck I’m dumb. 

[dcar00 14030]

I'm very good with the midseason firing. send a message that things are different now.  this is over.  Herman is a 8-5 coach.  CDC is a pussy if he doesn't fire him this week.  

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Fire this fuck at halftime. Fuck Herman.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

[Jebus 1300]

Turtling from the kickoff, bold strategy 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Once we figure out the why we will know the how to win this game. Herman is so Mensa he out mensas himself. 

[Wulaw Horn 18972]

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm very good with the midseason firing. send a message that things are different now.  this is over.  Herman is a 8-5 coach.  CDC is a pussy if he doesn't fire him this week.  

So I typically think firing mid season is bullshit. We’ve never done it. I would only really consent to it in extreme circumstances. Herman is a big enough dick head I wouldn’t complain if you want to know the truth. He deserves it. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

In the Big 12...

... with a supposed Heisman contender at QB.

[Hagbard Celine 10752]

not even doing game thread this week.  and only 3500 views for the first quarter.

that level of malaise has never been seen on any site from 360 days until now.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

In the Big 12...

... with a supposed Heisman contender at QB.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

That's the time you're going to take the refs to task?

[UncleBuck 6444]

This is absolutely fucking pathetic.

[taybo20 2815]

Herman is the dumbest fuck in history and I’m convinced he was allowed in Mensa as a cruel joke and everyone makes fun of him

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

He’s got Baylor right where he wants em...

[satyanash 14281]

As usual, we've learned nothing.

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

Ok new idea

Hire Urban midseason but have him keep his job at Fox and just use every segment he has to recruit on national tv 

[Wulaw Horn 18972]

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Herman is the dumbest fuck in history and I’m convinced he was allowed in Mensa as a cruel joke and everyone makes fun of him

Dinner for schmucks. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

We have to be the only team with a fuck ton of former hs All-Americans who would lose to the best FCS team. 

[deft 6797]

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Herman is the dumbest fuck in history and I’m convinced he was allowed in Mensa as a cruel joke and everyone makes fun of him

Just need one of our resident photoshop experts to touch this up then:

 

[Dbeasy 14963]

So I typically think firing mid season is bullshit. We’ve never done it. I would only really consent to it in extreme circumstances. Herman is a big enough dick head I wouldn’t complain if you want to know the truth. He deserves it. 

They lose to Baylor I think it happens.

[RGBIII 22798]

Missed this yesterday...option 1 is Urban Meyer btw

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

This is excruciating.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Sam's on pace for something like 35 yards passing today.

Brewer for over 300.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Knoxtnhorn

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Missed this yesterday...option 1 is Urban Meyer btw

I don't need 'improving', I need 'finalized'.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

This seems so odd. When is the last time we’ve only thrown 3 passes through the first 20 minutes in the Herman era? Is he throwing in the...

Edited October 24, 2020 by CowtownHorn

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sam's on pace for something like 35 yards passing today.

No worries - when we're down 16 in the 4th Sam will take over the offense and we'll get some yards/points.

[ztejas 43262]

Tom is done and knows it. It looks like the players know it. I think Urban is just waiting to put pen to paper and we will try to let him start making changes and giving input during the rest of this season.

[Bigbend1812 12884]

[UncleSonny 6524]

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Sweet reverse jinx.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

That's where I'm at.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sam's on pace for something like 35 yards passing today.

Brewer for over 300.

Not so fast my friend

[Bigbend1812 12884]

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

[Bigbend1812 12884]

🐢 

[Levi 2576]

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

Just look at this way. If Texas loses today it’s not a good thing right now but will be a WIN for the future. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Jesus Fucking Christ this game is a beating.

[Newy25 7638]

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

I know.  Different teams, different strengths and all.  But, of course, the second our D actually plays halfway serviceable, the O can't get off its dick.

[midtown 3341]

Jesus Fucking Christ this game is a beating.

Really hard to watch.. Thank God for alcohol

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[Rip76 4913]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

This is what is going to happen.

[UncleSonny 6524]

7 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Just look at this way. If Texas loses today it’s not a good thing right now but will be a WIN for the future. 

Fuckin MENSA created a situation where no matter what happens in the second half we are all going to feel terrible. Pyrrhic victory or another crushing loss. 
 
Going to pour a bourbon and work through my feelings. 

Edited October 24, 2020 by UncleSonny

[Herpa Derpa 6111]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

Halloween in Stillwater was always the most likely the suspect, but Mensa doing his best to speed up the time-line.

[Covri 6231]

I try not to share what I hear and my sources are more friends of people in the know then direct sources, but was talking to a colleague earlier and he mentioned that Urban was actually in Austin this weekend having secret talks with UT and house hunting. He works at KTBC and said Urban was there using one of the green screen rooms to hologram himself to the Big Noon Kickoff show. Take it for what it’s worth. 🤘🏻

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, Covri said:

He works at KTBC and said Urban was there using one of the green screen rooms to hologram himself to the Big Noon Kickoff show.

Damn. I almost believed you.

[UncleBuck 6444]

I try not to share what I hear and my sources are more friends of people in the know then direct sources, but was talking to a colleague earlier and he mentioned that Urban was actually in Austin this weekend having secret talks with UT and house hunting. He works at KTBC and said Urban was there using one of the green screen rooms to hologram himself to the Big Noon Kickoff show. Take it for what it’s worth.

This confirms my report

[closetohumping 17392]

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Tom is done and knows it. It looks like the players know it. I think Urban is just waiting to put pen to paper and we will try to let him start making changes and giving input during the rest of this season.

you agree if we win this conference we can't  fire Herm?  IMO the brass is waiting for the next loss