Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

23 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Halloween in Stillwater was always the most likely the suspect, but Mensa doing his best to speed up the time-line.

Yep Baylor would've been perfect world but seems they're just a little more shitty than we are. 

[Duane Moore 5236]

30 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

Let’s see how the third quarter goes. 

[Hank_Hill 18486]

Baylor to cover is lookin nice. Keep it up squad!

[ztejas 43262]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

you agree if we win this conference we can't  fire Herm?  IMO the brass is waiting for the next loss

I'm just taking all the data laid out in front of me and making a prediction based on it. I don't expect this team to win the conference, play for the conference, or even win 7 games. So I'm not factoring that in to my prediction that Tom has already been told he won't be returning.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Looks like we are back y’all, who wants to tell urban the deal is off?

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Baylor to cover is lookin nice. Keep it up squad!

Not really. Unless you are talking about the opening line. 

[Dilligas 666]

46 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Thank goodness that’s not from the latest Borat movie

[Nicole44 22027]

We are killing Sam. Literally. 

[RGBIII 22798]

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

[Hagbard Celine 10751]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

what i was about to post

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

We are counting on you Gundy.  Don't fuck this up.

[dcar00 14030]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

there is still time.  Herman is still at the controls and we don't have Ossai.

[dcar00 14030]

wrong thread

Edited October 24, 2020 by dcar00

[Stunns38 3357]

there is still time.  Herman is still at the controls and we don't have Ossai.

Nope, his buddy Aranda will make sure it doesn’t happen. We’ll win in a blowout

[closetohumping 17392]

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

reminds me of Mack's last year.  He just kept winning.  But you shouldn't get any accolades for pounding Baylor

[Wulaw Horn 18971]

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

Out of rep. That’s how I felt about Kansas. 

[Nicole44 22027]

Sam limping. Fuck

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

That whole explanation by the sideline reporter of how Tom is desperately trying to fix shit was an embarrassment.

[Yesh 904]

Herman is going to learn the wrong lessons from this game.

[Hank_Hill 18486]

37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not really. Unless you are talking about the opening line. 

Yep. Either way not as nice now 

[ztejas 43262]

10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

reminds me of Mack's last year. 

Yeah I was just thinking the other day that this year is shaping up to be a lot like that one. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

r wonder if Fedora and Tom are really the same person?

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Wrong thread.   Fire the Turtle.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Bigbend1812

[UncleBuck 6444]

Sam must really love Tom

[ztejas 43262]

Making Baylor eat shit is still nice I guess.

Let's not let it distract from the fact that we gave away games against one of the 2 worst OU teams in over 20 years and one of the worst TCU teams in recent memory.

[closetohumping 17392]

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

[runthebone 7932]

Who gives a fuck what the record is?  Fire him with two losses at the end of the season then.  If Meyer is lined up, you think that would scare him away?

 

Don't be such pussies. 

[closetohumping 17392]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I was just thinking the other day that this year is shaping up to be a lot like that one. 

I'm not championing Tom, Mack or Charlie, but I would guess over the last 20 years we've been at worst 3rd in talent in any given year.  If you want Herm gone, our best shot is osu, but Texas can beat them.  Or, ou in the championship game.  

[ztejas 43262]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

Baylor is really bad and missing a lot of players. I doubt they win a game unless they beat Kansas. I'm keeping my Kool Aid locked up until I see quite a few more wins.

[UncleBuck 6444]

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

Baylor has been through the covid ringer. This is only their third game. Top it off with them simply sucking.

[closetohumping 17392]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Baylor is really bad and missing a lot of players. I doubt they win a game unless they beat Kansas. I'm keeping my Kool Aid locked up until I see quite a few more wins.

 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Baylor has been through the covid ringer. This is only their third game. Top it off with them simply sucking.

No doubt.  The only team I would ever give credit to beating in this conference is ou.  Just sayin we're gonna have to wait for an L to get rid of Herm

[Nicole44 22027]

https://fansided.com/2020/10/24/nick-saban-just-blame-jaylen-waddle-getting-injured-video/
 

horrible last name. If you are triggered by ankle shit don’t watch the video

[closetohumping 17392]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Baylor is really bad and missing a lot of players. I doubt they win a game unless they beat Kansas. I'm keeping my Kool Aid locked up until I see quite a few more wins.

 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Baylor has been through the covid ringer. This is only their third game. Top it off with them simply sucking.

No doubt.  The only team I would ever give credit to beating in this conference is ou.  Just sayin we're gonna have to wait for an L to get rid of Herm

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Fire his ass at the post-game presser.  

“ Congrats Tom you beat a team you should have.  Now , step into my office because you’re fucking fired!”

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Wiley wide open

[maninblack 7974]

Could there be a more poorly put together and coached group?

[UncleBuck 6444]

Could there be a more poorly put together and coached group?

Give him another year....

[Anastasis 23393]

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Could there be a more poorly put together and coached group?

Impossible. 

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Impossible. 

Jerry Jones and the BMDS on line one. How may I direct your call?

[UncleSonny 6524]

Haha, I have Baylor in a teaser at +20 and was worried for a second like I haven’t been watching MENSA refuse to put teams away for 4 years. 

[Longboard Horn 40124]

Anyone who puts Mensa on their resume is a douchebag

[ruitxn 295]

Just unreal... typical of the Herman era. Never a relaxing Big 12 game. Even a team coming off of Covid. So sick of this Herman crap. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Give him another year....

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

CDC announces a contract extension for Tom for getting the team to stay for The Eyes.    That had to be very hard for Tom.  

[Bigbend1812 12884]

[dcar00 14030]

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

we aren't beating KSU, ISU and OSU.  not a chance in hell.  I'd give it a 75% chance we lose all 3.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

42 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Wiley wide open

All day.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Coelenterate Fuccboi
Stupid

[Dbeasy 14963]

Two plays away from undefeated!

[dcar00 14030]

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

we aren't beating KSU, ISU and OSU.  not a chance in hell.  I'd give it a 75% chance we lose all 3.

[DanTheHorn 4897]

23 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

it takes the SOBs job to be on the line to get his team ready to play. TCU is garbage and Tom did what he does which is being lax in preparation. Minute things get a little better we will see an unprepared shit show from Tom again.