Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[ztejas 43,262]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok tubby Ketch said the chances Urban is hired is 85% or higher...FWIW 

That's... not how percentages work.

[Nope 3,111]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Motivated Herman teams do strange things. Let’s find out if they want him to stay.

[LTtxfan 48,950]

1 hour ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

Just waiting to see the mushroom cloud from the Surlyserver in @immamac's bathroom, or wherever he keeps it, going up.  Then we'll know it happened.

 

[Deej 76,524]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok tubby Ketch said the chances Urban is hired is 85% or higher...FWIW 

[Bevo 13,516]

25 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

The 10 million is easy. What will the OC and DC be paid?

How much for the Brockermeyers and Jackson?

[Hank_Hill 18,482]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's... not how percentages work.

I put the ratio of urban coming:not coming at 69%

Edited October 30, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[canadianhorn21 926]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok tubby Ketch said the chances Urban is hired is 85% or higher...FWIW 

Didn't this fatty also say he was 85% sure we were gonna land Kyler Murray back in the day. 

[Bevo 13,516]

1 minute ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Didn't this fatty also say he was 85% sure we were gonna land Kyler Murray back in the day. 

I'm 85% sure Ketch is an ignorant fatass. 

[utee94 15,742]

I'd feel a lot better if fat ketch were saying that there' no way Texas hires Urban and that Herman is getting a contract extension for 5 more years.

 

 

[TejasPedro 1,849]

I’m hearing 87%
i heard it from a friend, who, heard it from friend that Urban will only take the job if this thread reaches page 486 by kickoff on Saturday

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

Just now, Bevo said:

I'm 85% sure Ketch is an ignorant fatass. 

85%? 

[Utexas66 4]

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok tubby Ketch said the chances Urban is hired is 85% or higher...FWIW 

Not a member of OB so how often is Ketch right? Doesn't seem to be often.

[ztejas 43,262]

3 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Didn't this fatty also say he was 85% sure we were gonna land Kyler Murray back in the day. 

Yeah but that was 85% or lower. This is 85% or higher.

[Bevo 13,516]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

85%? 

I don't have much inside info. I mainly go by what is posted. For me to confirm will cost you $9.95. 

[RGBIII 22,798]

He could have been talking about his blood oxygen level 

[Bevo 13,516]

3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I’m hearing 87%
i heard it from a friend, who, heard it from friend that Urban will only take the job if this thread reaches page 486 by kickoff on Saturday

I just hope that we don't hear it from another that he has been messing around.  

[ztejas 43,262]

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I put the ratio of urban coming:not coming at 69%

Oh... CUM is coming if the ratio is at 69%.

[ztejas 43,262]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I just hope that we don't hear it from another that he has been messing around.  

You LOVED Urban... then you let him go to USC.

[Valmy77 13,093]

22 minutes ago, Nope said:

So everything thing seems to be settling into place.

What happens when we beat Okie St by 30?

We will wait around until Herman screws up again. Meanwhile more recruits will decommit.

[Bevo 13,516]

Just now, ztejas said:

Oh... CUM is coming if the ratio is at 69%.

For $10 million I can assume that he will be elated. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,597]

14 minutes ago, Nope said:

So everything thing seems to be settling into place.

What happens when we beat Okie St by 30?

Well then my kid is gonna have a very drunk trick-or-treating partner.

 

 

[wood 11,121]

24 minutes ago, Nope said:

So everything thing seems to be settling into place.

What happens when we beat Okie St by 30?

[Gene Parmesan 3,993]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

We will wait around until Herman screws up again. Meanwhile more recruits will decommit.

[Topper13 3,201]

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I just hope that we don't hear it from another that he has been messing around.  

I heard that he was coming, but he won't say when

[kevwun 15,608]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Herman is fired mid season and a current coach is named the interim HC, Urban could hit the road recruiting as soon as he is hired because we wouldn't be over our coach limit.  That is a very good reason to do it now.

Edited October 30, 2020 by kevwun

[TejasPedro 1,849]

You’re thinking of your white lies
You’re putting on your bedroom eyes of Texas
You say you’re cumming to austin but you won’t say when
But I can feel it cumming
If you leave tonight, keep running

[ztejas 43,262]

Just now, Topper13 said:

I heard that he was coming, but he won't say when

His safety word is Cardale

[Viper 12,018]

15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Taken from someone on IT...I’m sure he wouldn’t put his charity golf tournament profit on it

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

call me when he'd be willing to bet money donated to charity on it

[GringoSalado 1,651]

14 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I’m hearing 87%
i heard it from a friend, who, heard it from friend that Urban will only take the job if this thread reaches page 486 by kickoff on Saturday

Talk is cheap when the story is good.

 

edit: Shit I'm way too slow.

Edited October 30, 2020 by GringoSalado

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Herman is fired mid season and a current coach is named the interim HC, Urban could hit the road recruiting as soon as he is hired because we wouldn't be over our coach limit.  That is a very good reason to do it now.

This!!!

[ztejas 43,262]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

call me when he'd be willing to bet money donated to charity on it

Keep these jokes up and you'll be hearing from his lawyer.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He could have been talking about his blood oxygen level 

Time for supplemental oxygen as we all know weight loss won't work on him.

[Deej 76,524]

25 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I'd feel a lot better if fat ketch were saying that Herman is getting a contract extension for 5 more years.

 

 

He probably will if we win this weekend. 

[Revolution512 1,480]

So Ketch has clearly laid out his lay it at the feet of CDC strategy. Should net him a few dollars at Christmas time

[tbone_ 14,020]

Quit participating?

If only it were so simple.

[Dark Horse 2,263]

48 minutes ago, Nope said:

So everything thing seems to be settling into place.

What happens when we beat Okie St by 30?

Mullet gets fired too?

[bad_teammate 13,131]

50 minutes ago, Nope said:

So everything thing seems to be settling into place.

What happens when we beat Okie St by 30?

Nothing, because there is no constituency that would find that compelling.

We're united in our hatred of Tom. It's over.

[JPETERMAN 111]

20 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Herman is fired mid season and a current coach is named the interim HC, Urban could hit the road recruiting as soon as he is hired because we wouldn't be over our coach limit.  That is a very good reason to do it now.

Or we could Fire Herman, put Carrington on the road.  Not officially hire Urban yet, so that when he is asked on big noon Saturday about who he thinks will win between Oregon and USC, he can steer the topic back around to how great Texas is going to be in a few years.  He can make unlimited in home visits to top recruits as he "vacations" throughout the week.  Then officially hire him Thanksgiving day to get the most publicity for everyone watching NFL and College games over the next few days.

[stork642 4,498]

I feel like I will be asked to contribute to Urban’s financial package.  I’m about to be rich bitch!!!

Edited October 30, 2020 by stork642

[NoName 16,286]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

The 10 million is easy. What will the OC and DC be paid?

have the biggest assistant pool in the sport, expand football ops/analysts to Bama level, call it a day

[Dbeasy 14,960]

Wow didn't realize saban and dabo had already crossed $9M. I figured $10M per would get negotiated down into the $8's for the first year, but with those current numbers $9.5-10M year 1 is probably more likely.  This is nuts.

[RGBIII 22,798]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Wow didn't realize saban and dabo had already crossed $9M. I figured $10M per would get negotiated down into the $8's for the first year, but with those current numbers $9.5-10M year 1 is probably more likely.  This is nuts.

Glad it’s not my money

[Gene Parmesan 3,993]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Wow didn't realize saban and dabo had already crossed $9M. I figured $10M per would get negotiated down into the $8's for the first year, but with those current numbers $9.5-10M year 1 is probably more likely.  This is nuts.

10 million is probably what they hope to negotiate it down to.

[Rimbo 25,766]

2 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Bon Jovi Sucks.

[utee94 15,742]

6 minutes ago, JPETERMAN said:

Or we could Fire Herman, put Carrington on the road.  Not officially hire Urban yet, so that when he is asked on big noon Saturday about who he thinks will win between Oregon and USC, he can steer the topic back around to how great Texas is going to be in a few years.  He can make unlimited in home visits to top recruits as he "vacations" throughout the week.  Then officially hire him Thanksgiving day to get the most publicity for everyone watching NFL and College games over the next few days.

Excellent marketing ideas.  Username checks out.

[Utexas66 4]

9 minutes ago, JPETERMAN said:

Or we could Fire Herman, put Carrington on the road.  Not officially hire Urban yet, so that when he is asked on big noon Saturday about who he thinks will win between Oregon and USC, he can steer the topic back around to how great Texas is going to be in a few years.  He can make unlimited in home visits to top recruits as he "vacations" throughout the week.  Then officially hire him Thanksgiving day to get the most publicity for everyone watching NFL and College games over the next few days.

I like it.

[satyanash 14,280]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

TLDR nothing we don't already know.

? It explicitly states:

1. Herman likely won't be fired mid-season, which runs counter to everything being discussed on the recruiting threads re: saving the 2021 class/getting Ewers back.

2. Doesn't think Texas is 'coordinated' enough to pull off the Herman Urban hire. Which, again, destroys our best-case scenario.

Edited October 30, 2020 by satyanash

[RGBIII 22,798]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

? It explicitly states:

1. Herman likely won't be fired mid-season, which runs counter to everything being discussed on the recruiting threads re: saving the 2021 class/getting Ewers back.

2. Doesn't think Texas is 'coordinated' enough to pull off the Herman hire. Which, again, destroys our best-case scenario.

1. That was before the Texodus of Ewers and his merry band of decommits

2. that’s one source he mentioned. That comment seems almost in passing. Hell even put a winky face on it

[Deej 76,524]

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Doesn't think Texas is 'coordinated' enough to pull off the Herman hire. Which, again, destroys our best-case scenario.

We're gonna try to hire Herman again? Figures.

[RGBIII 22,798]

As far as the “not coordinated enough” for texas to hire Urban, we may as well shut the program down if that’s the case. This sounds like the most coordinated texas has been behind the scenes in 20 years between AD, President, BOR, BMDs...