Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Horn80 6,075]

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

WVU is next week.

Then they beat Okie State and WVU then lose to Kansas......

[Nicole44 22,027]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Yep considering that most posters here couldn’t walk a straight line to save their life......

So that’s what’s wrong with us? At least we know what now. Hopefully that can be fixed? 

[UncleSonny 6,524]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

If games ended halfway through the first quarter, sure. Maybe you watch until say, halftime before you make a post like this first? 

Because I was being snarky about it being Maryland and didn’t think anyone would take it seriously that a coaching decision would be made on the basis of half of one quarter?

Edited October 31, 2020 by UncleSonny
Haha, just noticed Newy negged me for it. Jesus dude, take a Valium

[Horn80 6,075]

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So that’s what’s wrong with us? At least we know what now. Hopefully that can be fixed? 

Hopeless......this lot is hopeless 

[Nicole44 22,027]

9 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Hopeless......this lot is hopeless 

Well at least you can’t destroy my dreams bc I’m asleep when I have them. Lol. 

[kwood4408 756]

Anyone that wants Fleck as the next HC needs to watch no more than tonight’s Minn game to see why he is not a good choice, he turtles as bad as Tom.


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[ClubWhatever 12,087]

17 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Anyone that wants Fleck as the next HC needs to watch no more than tonight’s Minn game to see why he is not a good choice, he turtles as bad as Tom.


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Turtled versus Turtles

[satyanash 14,281]

2 hours ago, Viper said:

How bout now?

 

[Rip76 4,913]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

So Herman.

[LTtxfan 48,960]

27 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Anyone that wants Fleck as the next HC needs to watch no more than tonight’s Minn game to see why he is not a good choice, he turtles as bad as Tom.
 

RowtheBoat blew a 17pt lead in the 4th qtr...  OUCH !!!

 

Edited October 31, 2020 by LTtxfan

[mdmost 42,841]

No, it's cool PJ. We already know what losing to Maryland feels like. 

[TrashMaster G 17,386]

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

I bet we beat Okie State pretty good tomorrow then lose to Kansas that next week sealing Mensa’s fate, lulz.

If we lose to Kansas next week, Herman absolutely should be fired.  I mean, what kind of incompetent schmuck can't read a schedule and plays the wrong team?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So Herman.

Nice to see Fleck exposed early at Minnesota rather than Texas.  

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

Regression to the mean is real. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If we lose to Kansas next week, Herman absolutely should be fired.  I mean, what kind of incompetent schmuck can't read a schedule and plays the wrong team?

Weeks seem like years in 2020.  He must have gotten ahead of himself or he never learned to read.  

[kwood4408 756]

RowtheBoat blew a 17pt lead in the 4th qtr...  OUCH !!!
 

Fleck went full Turtle Tom.


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[Not a cat 5,615]

Well there went just even more leverage to urban (not that threatening to hire fleck instead of him was going to scare him much).  Price is now 11 MM.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

11 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Well there went just even more leverage to urban (not that threatening to hire fleck instead of him was going to scare him much).  Price is now 11 MM.

Pay the man his money.  Give him 77 million for 7 years guaranfuckinteed unless he has brain tumors, fatigue or other health issues or pizza reflux.    

Edited October 31, 2020 by lemonandaturd

[LTtxfan 48,960]

25 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Fleck went full Turtle Tom.


 

😂😂😂

 

[6th Street 6,354]

It should be a prerequisite that our next coach can beat Maryland 

[Cashdaddyblumpkins 207]

 

A++

[mdmost 42,841]

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

It should be a prerequisite that our next coach can beat Maryland 

Urban Meyer was 5-0 against Maryland. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Ya. Was talking to my brother tonite on the phone regarding the exact same thing you just posted. It’s like being a kid and finding out Santa is real. There are a handful of exceptional coaches out there who are capable of doing what Urban, Dabo, and Saban have done. We can’t afford to fuck this up. But if everything I have read about the Saban snafu is accurate...we would have had yet another chance at the proverbial unicorn and managed to piss it away. Like my brother said though, if Meyer is truly done coaching and never coaches again that’s one thing. If he accepts an offer somewhere else it would be crushing. Soul crushing and the jokes will write themselves. If that happens (meaning we fucked it up and he was interested and he’s not done coaching)—-I don’t know what being lower than the butt of every joke is but that’s what we will fucking be. It’s just hard to process if we do get him—shit going to games—and if for some reason we can’t attend getting better than face value for our tickets or shit having people actually want our tickets. Mind blown. Winning a big 12 championship! The Urban or Bust train has a lot of payout if we are successful but damn I just don’t want to hope that much. 

My unicorn is ready and waiting.  

[ztejas 43,262]

55 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Is that announcer mentally retarded? Not being offensive - like, is he actually disabled? It took him like 5 seconds to figure out that the kick wasn't good.

[TejasPedro 1,849]

Row di boat!

Signal de plane!

PJ Fleck es just de same! 

[closetohumping 17,392]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is that announcer mentally retarded? Not being offensive - like, is he actually disabled? It took him like 5 seconds to figure out that the kick wasn't good.

I watched most of the game.  Seemed to me they were a few seconds behind each play for some reason 

[LTtxfan 48,960]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is that announcer mentally retarded? Not being offensive - like, is he actually disabled? It took him like 5 seconds to figure out that the kick wasn't good.

Calling game from home or studio... So there was a delay by the announcers the whole game!!!

It sucked !!!

[Mikey4 2,476]

Urban Meyer was 5-0 against Maryland. 

But but but winning is hard

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is that announcer mentally retarded? Not being offensive - like, is he actually disabled? It took him like 5 seconds to figure out that the kick wasn't good.

Taking a dump while announcing games for ESPN does not qualify for disability.  

[TexasGolf 4,856]

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Urban Meyer was 5-0 against Maryland. 

Salary went up to 12m 

[satyanash 14,281]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is that announcer mentally retarded? Not being offensive - like, is he actually disabled? It took him like 5 seconds to figure out that the kick wasn't good.

The announcers weren't there calling the game, they were getting the feed on a delay. ESPN didn't delay the live game feed enough to compensate.

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Urban Meyer was 5-0 against Maryland. 

[TexasEx 1,667]

6 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Salary went up to 12m 

We will be at $20m by Sunday. 
 

I’m ok with it. 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Well there went just even more leverage to urban (not that threatening to hire fleck instead of him was going to scare him much).  Price is now 11 MM.

Oh how the turned tables. Threaten him with bringing back Mack to really fuck with his mind. 

[Stunns38 3,357]

WVU is next week.

Shit, could have sworn we were playing KU. well we’ll lose that one.

[freyguy 4,245]

Its just money.  And the best part is.. it ain't my money!!!!

[RGBIII 22,798]

Fleck is Herman with a catch phrase 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fleck is Herman with a catch phrase 

Herman had a grill.  

[Enchubben 5,509]

36 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

We will be at $20m by Sunday. 
 

I’m ok with it. 

Look if i have to spend a little bit more of someone else’s money that I didn’t earn to get urban meter I can live with that!

[TexasGolf 4,856]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fleck is Herman with a catch phrase 

How is he with a sledge hammer 

[Getafix 28,405]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Fleck is Herman with a catch phrase 

 

Herman is Fleck without a dinghy.

[mulletpelini 5,209]

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

The team W/L records underneath each team were changed faster than the call was made.

[utexas8 1,433]

Fleck is Herman with a catch phrase 

Okay, cool. Hook em.

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

Minnesota’s kicker missed!   Holy shit!

[longhrnfan 61]

What is the biggest knock on NFL coaches coming to college? Simply dealing with an amateur environment and recruiting? There are some NFL coaches that I would LOVE to have as a headcoach, but a lot of question marks regarding their ability to recruit, etc. 

 

 

[TejasPedro 1,849]

I hope someone asks Urban today on the show, what does the University of Texas need to do to fix this mess?  He will look right into the camera and say, have their people call me. Let’s do the damn thing oh, and Hook’em!

[Beef 128]

I hope Urban has on a burnt orange tie today.

[Dbeasy 14,962]

I hope Urban has on a burnt orange tie today.

Sorry, as part of the final contract Urban is requiring Texas to change its colors from burnt orange to salmon.

[The Dark Knight 173]

6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Herman is Fleck without a dinghy.

[TejasPedro 1,849]

That baby blue tie is indicating the start of
No Nut November.

Negotiations are failing