Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[Bigbend1812 12884]

11 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Row di boat!

Signal de plane!

PJ Fleck es just de same! 

 

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

3 hours ago, longhrnfan said:

What is the biggest knock on NFL coaches coming to college? Simply dealing with an amateur environment and recruiting? There are some NFL coaches that I would LOVE to have as a headcoach, but a lot of question marks regarding their ability to recruit, etc. 

 

 

You mean preferring to work with professional players? No bullshit acedemics to deal with, no recruiting, and yeah, shit load of money.

Yeah, I don’t understand either

[UncleBuck 6444]

You mean preferring to work with professional players? No bullshit acedemics to deal with, no recruiting, and yeah, shit load of money.
Yeah, I don’t understand either

Yup, making about $9M a year to just coach football. Better deal for sure.
And TBH, I’d ask for an extra $5M alone just to have to put up with the “Eyes” bullshit.

[NTVTXN 1432]

Bump.  Let’s not lose sight of the real mission here.

 

[TejasPedro 1849]

Sean Connery’s last dying  wish was to have Tom Herman Fired. Let us honor that wish.

As he went out he said to Del Conte “what... are you prepared  to do!”

[UncleBuck 6444]

1,295 votes. 74% “Trick.”

[Dark Horse 2263]

Fired yet or nah?

 

 

[CTC2 2743]

Let me just say Fuck Herman.

[nineliveslost 2710]

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

Let me just say Fuck Herman and Trump.

First part fits this thread, second part doesn't

Don't be a dick

[pearlandhorn 3269]

4 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Let me just say Fuck Herman and Trump.

Go to the cloak room. And don’t leave that board.

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

That baby blue tie is indicating the start of
No Nut November.

Negotiations are failing 

Baby blue tie = Luv ya Blue = Earl = I want a statue in Austin too

[Longboard Horn 40119]

 

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

53 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Sean Connery’s last dying  wish was to have Tom Herman Fired. Let us honor that wish.

As he went out he said to Del Conte “what... are you prepared  to do!”

The name’s Meyer.  Urban Meyer.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

Let me just say Fuck Herman and Trump.

Are you lost? Cloak room is that way -------->

Keep politics off this board 

[Viper 12023]

So is Dabo out of contention now too?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

So is Dabo out of contention now too?

He’s leaving for Texas and completely checked out. 

[ztejas 43262]

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

So is Dabo out of contention now too?

Pathetic QB recruiting. You can't be a big time coach and not stack the QB room.

 

/s

[Guest Lobo]

Let's all be real classy today and follow, harass, and try to run off the road the bus of the opposing team on IH-35 this weekend.  

What fucking disgusting lives some people live.  

Having said that, go America...go Longhorns. 

We have to be the only school in NCAA history to try to fund a $175mm football stadium expansion, a $350mm basketball arena, and buyout that football coach, and that basketball coach all in the same fiscal biennium.  

Edited October 31, 2020 by Lobo

[mdmost 42841]

17 minutes ago, Viper said:

So is Dabo out of contention now too?

Well Dabo was never in contention because why would he ever leave a powerhouse to come to this rebuild job?

[927 E. 41st 1124]

57 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Sean Connery’s last dying  wish was to have Tom Herman Fired. Let us honor that wish.

As he went out he said to Del Conte “what... are you prepared  to do!”

 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

48 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

He did that right after signing his contract. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, 927 E. 41st said:

 

You're the Dog now, herMAN!  

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Personally, I give us one chance in tree-fiddy.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[927 E. 41st 1124]

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Sean Connery’s last dying  wish was to have Tom Herman Fired. Let us honor that wish.

As he went out he said to Del Conte “what... are you prepared  to do!”

I give us one chance in three.

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

Plus it's hard to finish the joke before you start nodding off and have to lie down. 

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Tom would lose this Clemson game 45-40. Dabo probably wins it by 10+

Not some dumb call for Dabo just observation in the coaching gap.

[Revolution512 1480]

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Let's all be real classy today and follow, harass, and try to run off the road the bus of the opposing team on IH-35 this weekend.  

What fucking disgusting lives some people live.  

Having said that, go America...go Longhorns. 

We have to be the only school in NCAA history to try to fund a $175mm football stadium expansion, a $350mm basketball arena, and buyout that football coach, and that basketball coach all in the same fiscal biennium.  

We were pretty creative funding the basketball arena

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Let's all be real classy today and follow, harass, and try to run off the road the bus of the opposing team on IH-35 this weekend.  

What fucking disgusting lives some people live.  

Having said that, go America...go Longhorns. 

We have to be the only school in NCAA history to try to fund a $175mm football stadium expansion, a $350mm basketball arena, and buyout that football coach, and that basketball coach all in the same fiscal biennium.  

Go back to the cloak room

[Guest Lobo]

I will after I'm done following OSU's bus.  

[someguy 1476]

CDC is wearing all black.  Let this be a sign.

[Guest Lobo]

Milliken to Hartzell:  "And what's with wearing all black?  It looks like he's going to a funeral."  

del Conte:  "Maybe I am."  

[immamac 42516]

Roflmao did he really say that?

[UncleSonny 6524]

5 minutes ago, someguy said:

CDC is wearing all black.  Let this be a sign.

Edited October 31, 2020 by UncleSonny
Lobo beat me to it

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Tom Herman didn’t walk the line.

[Guest Lobo]

^
I read that in Reese Witherspoon's voice, but you/she were yelling it at the whole coaching staff pre-game meeting, "Can't none of y'all walk the line."

So, uh...what're you doing later?  

[UncleSonny 6524]

Wow. It won’t matter because no way we run the table, but I can’t believe this conference is such a mess that we control our own destiny in October with 2 losses. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

19 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Wow. It won’t matter because no way we run the table, but I can’t believe this conference is such a mess that we control our own destiny in October with 2 losses. 

God damnit

[927 E. 41st 1124]

18 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Wow. It won’t matter because no way we run the table, but I can’t believe this conference is such a mess that we control our own destiny in October with 2 losses. 

I will be shocked if we get a W today. And while it would be difficult to fire a coach that just won the conference, I would believe we should do just that.

[ztejas 43262]

24 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Wow. It won’t matter because no way we run the table, but I can’t believe this conference is such a mess that we control our own destiny in October with 2 losses. 

quit calling us hookem. I'm finna slap a bitch.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

We were 30 minutes away from a conference championship in 2013 and still shit canned the guy who had brought us a national championship and (should’ve been) two MNC appearances.

[Halohal 498]

New locker room, Nike contract, stadium upgrades to lure recruits but now all washed up cause a damn fool can't upgrade his maddan NFL games. Bu-bye

[westexhorn 2006]

8 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

I will be shocked if we get a W today. And while it would be difficult to fire a coach that just won the conference, I would believe we should do just that.

agreed, this is where we find out whether CDC is the man with vision or not

[927 E. 41st 1124]

Just now, westexhorn said:

agreed, this is where we find out whether CDC is the man with vision or not

I believe he is, but I wouldn't expect him to act until he has at least a solid plan A and plan B ready to go. Perhaps even a signed letter of intent or contract pending board approval.

[Zeus 5945]

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

God damnit

Lol it's so odd how many of y'all hate Herman so much you want the team to tank.

Tanking doesn't get us better recruits, college football is Jimmys and Joe's not Xs and Os.

[westexhorn 2006]

Just now, Zeus said:

Lol it's so odd how many of y'all hate Herman so much you want the team to tank.

Tanking doesn't get us better recruits, college football is Jimmys and Joe's not Xs and Os.

But Herman doesn't love us back... and plays with our feelz

[Duane Moore 5236]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Lol it's so odd how many of y'all hate Herman so much you want the team to tank.

Tanking doesn't get us better recruits, college football is Jimmys and Joe's not Xs and Os.

Based on the talent of our Jimmies and Joes, we should be ranked #5. You’ve just made the argument to get rid of the coach that is underachieving with all our talent. 

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Even better. If somehow Texas wins and A&M beats piggy it helps A&M keep working up the charts as OSU is currently ranked ahead of them.

[Zeus 5945]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Based on the talent of our Jimmies and Joes, we should be ranked #5. You’ve just made the argument to get rid of the coach that is underachieving with all our talent. 

Yeah I don't know where everyone gets this, I guess some rating thing from high school? I look at our O line and D line, then glance at Florida or someone and it's night and day.

Our skill players maybe compare but the trenches look weak as fuck in the big12, us included.

[westexhorn 2006]

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah I don't know where everyone gets this, I guess some rating thing from high school? I look at our O line and D line, then glance at Florida or someone and it's night and day.

Our skill players maybe compare but the trenches look weak as fuck in the big12, us included.

And you don't think any of the fault lies on Herman's ability to develop?  Now at year 4?

Edited October 31, 2020 by westexhorn