Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[dcar00 14023]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I think we're gonna beat the shit out of KU unfortunately.

so a 10 point win?

[TexasEx 1667]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I think we're gonna beat the shit out of KU unfortunately.

He's on to something. No way we lose this game. Absolutely impossible. 

[closetohumping 17380]

8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

He's on to something. No way we lose this game. Absolutely impossible. 

No reverse jinx.  This KU team is worse than the one Charlie lost too.. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11912]

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

To 

Yes! That first pic is the one I was searching for! Thank you!

[thunderlounge 7733]

8 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Sounds like something your mom would say. Has she met Shelton?

Damnit, I told myself I'd stay away from the South Austin's mom jokes.

Sometimes when they lob up a softball, you gotta take it downtown.

 

 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Gifs and images of that fucknut in threads like this never get old. I haven't seen him in years. I assume he was laser-ported into a spaceship, never to be heard from again. 

 

Surprisingly, no, he's still around. He's drifted across an edge or two of a couple shows I watch. Still a ... unique, individual.

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I will be first in line to rise up and gradulate Corch Irvin Mayas when he gets here.  Maybe he will bring Percy Harvey.    

[thunderlounge 7733]

Or maybe Percy Jones. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

10 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Or maybe Percy Jones. 

Or Percy Sledge.  

[Incredulity 11532]

15 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Or Percy Sledge.  

Or Sister Sledge.

[NTVTXN 1432]

35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Or Sister Sledge.

Or Twisted Sister

[Assman 1830]

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

6 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Or Twisted Sister

Or Pointer Sister

[wood 11105]

10 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Or Twisted Sister

Or Twisted Fister.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Or Twisted Fister.

RD or futureman?

Edited November 10, 2020 by lemonandaturd

[NTVTXN 1432]

Just now, wood said:

Or Twisted Fister.

You could’ve just said @futureman

[wood 11105]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

RD or futureman?

Yes.

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

RD?

No. That’s the Fisted Twister. C’mon, get it straight 🙄

[SKA the boss 729]

We interrupt word association to request that the dumb ass who does not give his on fire 5 star back the ball 2 of 3 downs all game long be fired last month.

[SKA the boss 729]

tapa dp

[Thiefery 4961]

16 minutes ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers Mr. Estes

[Viper 12011]

21 minutes ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

Username does not check out!

[Assman 1830]

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

Username does not check out!

She has an ass too

[lemonandaturd 4285]

8 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers Mr. Estes

Any relation to Billie Sol?  

[Viper 12011]

5 minutes ago, Assman said:

She has an ass too

[Thiefery 4961]

10 minutes ago, Assman said:

She has an ass too

 

[wood 11105]

Oof. Cannot unsee.

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

This claim about Taylor Gaspar is disputed.

[thunderlounge 7733]

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

This claim about Taylor Gaspar is disputed.

 

username absolutely checks out for this response. nicccceeeee.jpg

[ztejas 43244]

3 hours ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

We don't have to enable you just because you made a poor decision by getting into a relationship with her. 

[ztejas 43244]

2 hours ago, Thiefery said:

 

Are bows a big thing in Texas? Like more than other outdoorsy states like Colorado?

I mean obviously she's too dumb to know that Colorado has a huge amount of gun owners.

[UDontKnow 10439]

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are bows a big thing in Texas? Like more than other outdoorsy states like Colorado?

I mean obviously she's too dumb to know that Colorado has a huge amount of gun owners.

Dumb and attention seeking - the latter is inexcusable given her age which I approximate to be around 35.

[UncleBuck 6444]

Are bows a big thing in Texas? Like more than other outdoorsy states like Colorado?
I mean obviously she's too dumb to know that Colorado has a huge amount of gun owners.

It’s like mainstream country musicians who act like people don’t hunt or farm or know how to operate a tailgate outside of the south.

[JMFP 1117]

17 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

 

"I walk to my car alone after games without any personal protection through a dark, empty parking lot... So guys, don't come and take advantage of me 😉"

[RollLeft 5039]

11 hours ago, Thiefery said:

 

That chic is not attractive.  I forget the level of thirst in this place.   

[Nueces River Rat 5528]

Is it wrong for someone to be bothered by her nose?

Asking for a friend.......

Edited November 10, 2020 by Nueces River Rat

[NTVTXN 1432]

6 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it wrong for someone to be bothered by her nose?

Asking for a friend.......

Unless your “friend” is named Squidward, the no.  No it is not wrong.

[UncleBuck 6444]

10 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

That chic is not attractive.  I forget the level of thirst in this place.   

It's not that she is or isn't attractive, it's that I could go to my local wal-mart right now and find about five above, or at the very least on par with her. 

[Nueces River Rat 5528]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It's not that she is or isn't attractive, it's that I could go to my local wal-mart right now and find about five above, or at the very least on par with her. 

How did she become part of the fire, tar and feather Tom Herman thread?     I'd like to stick to that topic, but it's Surly......

[WinningIsHard 4016]

5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It's not that she is or isn't attractive, it's that I could go to my local wal-mart right now and find about five above, or at the very least on par with her. 

But do they know absolutely nothing about football while acting like they know a lot about football? That's the kicker bro lol 

[Viper 12011]

6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

But do they know absolutely nothing about football while acting like they know a lot about football? That's the kicker bro lol 

so your average surly football board poster?

[wood 11105]

2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Unless your “friend” is named Squidward, the no.  No it is not wrong.

Yep. Or Squidward's long lost identical twin brother, COTA's Bobby Epstein ...

[RGBIII 22798]

On 11/9/2020 at 9:04 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

[Thiefery 4961]

She seemed to be cool when I came across her years ago, she doesn't look like her IG/Twitter photos..but like most women these days, they never do.  However, her takes are fucking trash, and she automatically plays the victim role with the "being attacked because I'm a woman with a sports opinion".  It's not that, quit trying to be the woman Chip Brown with dumb takes.

[RollLeft 5039]

38 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it wrong for someone to be bothered by her nose?

Asking for a friend.......

[DaysOff 7821]

I do like a big veiny tit.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I do like a big veiny tit.

[UDontKnow 10439]

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I do like a big veiny tit.

Even if it's on a dude? NTTAWWT.

[ztejas 43244]

13 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

[CurlyDumps 4439]

15 hours ago, dcar00 said:

so a 10 point win?

If Mike Yurcich can somehow edit the "KU Game Plan" google doc without Tom Herman noticing, he can add a second digit the projected margin of victory of 1.

[Scholz 11923]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

...the projected margin of victory of 1.

Unpossible.  1-pt wins are required in the rule book.