Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[F250 28760]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

[Street2Peschel 46]

It truly amazes me that a school like The University of Texas has such a hard time hiring a good football coach.  

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Hes done. No sense in bringing him back for season 3. His blind loyalty to DM and Beck did him in

 

hate to say it, but he deserves it

[Jhawk 1075]

Watching the Washington game and it is just night and day the difference between a prepared team in Washington and an unorganized team in UT. Just unreal that Herman hasn’t improved the single most glaring deficiency from the last 4 years. 

[Hagbard Celine 10848]

10 minutes ago, Street2Peschel said:

It truly amazes me that a school like The University of Texas has such a hard time hiring recruiting a good football coach quarterback. 

Fire Sam.

[Vic Mackey 47006]

12 minutes ago, Street2Peschel said:

It truly amazes me that a school like The University of Texas has such a hard time hiring a good football coach.  

And a QB worth a damn.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

I'm in.  This coaching staff isn't as smart as a bag of hammers.

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Again. Same as last year. I was wrong about herman

[4th&Five 41506]

Never should have hired a guy that got blown out by SMU. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

I was wrong, he sucks. 

[NaTeWHO 852]

Yup, fire this fuck. Narcissistic fool. Look how smart I am... Smarter than you!

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Porter.  Fucking Porter is in on the last drive.  

Ingram didn't get a carry after looking like the only decent running back we have on the roster.

Beuchele doesn't even get a chance. 

Fuck you Herman.

[perfectchaos007 6621]

We’re going to start 1-5

[bschoolprof 6251]

He should get 3 years, unless we have a losing record this year.  But still, I think we've seen all we really need to see at this point.  The writing is on the wall.  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Fuck you you fucking fraud.

$5 mensa fucking coach cant beat a replacement coach.


GET THE FUCK OUT NOW YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

[4th&Five 41506]

Tulsa has a good chance. 

[Lonestar88 4629]

He won’t last past year 3. This is a remarkably similar trajectory to Strong.

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Just now, bschoolprof said:

He should get 3 years, unless we have a losing record this year.  But still, I think we've seen all we really need to see at this point.  The writing is on the wall.  

He doesnt need 3 years. Weve seen enough, just like charlie

 

allowed maryland to score 42.5 ppg against us the past 2 years

 

 

 

 

 

maryland

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

He should get 3 years, unless we have a losing record this year.  But still, I think we've seen all we really need to see at this point.  The writing is on the wall.  

It was on the wall the instant that moutbreathing fart huffer announced his offensive staff.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Tell me more about the strip club thing... 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Mojo Hand

[Landomatic 3813]

What a fucking joke.  Texas doesn’t know how to win.  And these experiment prospect coaches who have never coached at the top level are not the answer to show them.  We need someone with some fucking skins on the wall.  Buying my ass.  Bought into what?  Mediocrity?  Fuck this shit.

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

How depressing, we came out flat and we got pushed around by a better team. We are undisciplined and are making the same boneheaded errors that kill us every game. The same errors we were making under Charlie Strong. I have had it at this point. We suck shit through a straw and I dont see it getting better anytime soon. Fire Herman

[Post Oak 20204]

I fucking quit.  I quit.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21167]

No way a coach who gets swept by a shitty Maryland team his first two years is the right guy.

Rip off the bandage and make shit right.

[Michael Knight 12976]

We can't fucking fire a coach after 2 years after firing one after 3

[DanTheHorn 4913]

Another year of crap. It took us three coaches the last time between Royal and Brown. How many this time. Tom will not win until he embraces the Orange and White.

[DiceHands 349]

and when chip kelly goes to the playoffs this year we will all be asking wtf we were doing fucking around with this moron from houston who had 2 good seasons

[pacman 7354]

Ingram, 6 carries for 37 in 1st half

Not another carry in the game.

 

Hurt? Or, same shit as last year.

Porter in the game for no explicable reason, out wide? That's why qe e brought watson. Carter has been awesome catching the ball and making plays in the few chances. Nooe, we get Porter. Fucking head fake by Beck leaving him off the depth chart

[Tracer Bullet 183]

I'm having deja-vu. 

He's going to fire his OC to save his skin this year and then suck again in year 3 before getting fired

[bschoolprof 6251]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

He doesnt need 3 years. Weve seen enough, just like charlie

 

allowed maryland to score 42.5 ppg against us the past 2 years

 

 

 

 

 

maryland

I should have said "will get 3 years" not "should."  

[Brothahorn 10087]

No more fucking cute bullshit social media.

Learn how to beat the Maryland's. And then learn how to win in the B12. Or just GTFO.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Seriously, this is completely inexcusable and a more embarrassing loss than last year's.  Herman better win 10 this season or it is clear that he isn't the answer. 

No excuses about depth or experience or he can't play for the players.  Herman insisted on bringing back an obviously incompetent Beck.  Should have been put on the hot seat then and there.  I get the arguments that coaches should get 3 years, but sometimes it's better to cut the losses and move forward.  Not there yet, but seems likely we will be in about 6 weeks.

[F250 28760]

Herman to Beck, it's the only explanation.

 

[Bruh Man 3160]

"there's only so much you can do on offense when you don't have five healthy all-conference tight ends."

 

just wait for it...

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

I wish we wouldve just stuck with Mack for a bit longer to avoid Strong, we fired him for a winning season where we were one game from the conference championship and the worst he ever did was .500. What I wouldnt give to have a winning season where I could at least pretend we have a shot at the Big 12 championship. 

[bschoolprof 6251]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

We can't fucking fire a coach after 2 years after firing one after 3

Sure we can.  We can do whatever we want.  The problem is we'll have to hire a new coach and we suck at that.  

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Same koolaid. Same result.  Same soft ass unenthusiastic shit fake ass wanna be football team. The staff of charmin soft. The players are fucking pussies getting pushed all over the field.  Maryland’s last game they lost 66-3 and came in and raped us again   Tulsa probably beats us. BlowU puts up 60 so does TCu 

[MirrOlure 14750]

Fuck that smarmy ass motherfucker

[Firemans4Horn 18033]

Herman seems like he should be a quadruple-diamond sales leader in an MLM company. 

[tbone_ 14105]

He isn’t going to make it.

 

Oh he’ll get the obligatory 3-4 years. Didn’t need to be world beaters this year but if you can’t be any better than terrible in every phase of the game to start year 2 then it isn’t going to happen.

 

So, we’re just back to waiting for his time to be up to put our hopes in the next guy.

 

[bschoolprof 6251]

Well when you have a sophomore QB handing it to a 5th year grad transfer RB, being blocked for by a senior TE, what do you expect.  

[UTEX_ME 4762]

 

[orangebird 1079]

At this point, I'd almost settle for having Charlie and Shawn Watson back.

Almost.

Unbelievable that we found a coach dumber than Watson to run our offense.

 

[Enchubben 5510]

6 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

He won’t last past year 3. This is a remarkably similar trajectory to Strong.

I like Herman. I hate his offense. Why these coaches won’t choose an offensive philosophy that plays to the talent we have available is beyond me.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[cmontexas 3270]

At least Strong wasnt an fuckin prick that acted like his shit didn't stink

[LoyalHorn 21]

Burn this cluster down and start over. I knew Herman had poor principles when he kept Ehlinger in 2 games after being concussed last season, but this lack of preparation and terrible coaching is another level of incompetence. 

[bschoolprof 6251]

Maybe we can get Mack back.  At least we'd go 8-4 and 9-3 with the occasional 5-7 instead of constant shittiness.  

[Lat22 4010]

The play calling was atrocious. Ehlinger is probably a great kid, but he’s not good enough to be our QB. Herman is looking more and more like a joke.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Lulz