Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

[hookem2010 2599]

I do think he’s overrated. But lol if you don’t think UT is winning this game by multiple TDs. Maryland looks like trash, and Texas is playing with their head up their asses. Completely.

L.O.L.

[DiceHands 349]

Out coached by a team without a coach.

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

Out played by a team with fewer athletes.

[Blotto 23427]

Tom Herman lost back 2 back games to fucking Maryland. That's all the proof I need. He's the next Charlie strong. It's absolutely fucking retarded that we take in more money than other program and have been playing .500 ball for 8 years. CDC needs to make a difference,  because what we have now is aggy level.

[Hornin04 260]

Co-signed

[David Dennison 18646]

Losing season we have to fire him, right?

Right????

 

[Macanudo 12925]

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Herman to Beck, it's the only explanation.

 

My Saturdays are no longer planned around Texas football games.   I have better things to do.

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Mensa my ass. Book smart apparently, but no common sense. Beck is going to be your Watson/Waterloo you stupid fuck. 

[Whatever 700]

Burn it all down. Fire 'em all. Fuck this day, fuck football, fuck the world.

[Sejjr 3246]

Gonna be a fun week.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

History repeats. Head coach retains shit OC who shows no improvement over the Summer. The offense scored 7 points in the second half against a mediocre team. No deception. No indication that the OC recognized what was working and what wasn't. A few flashes of promise (we saw that last year), but when push came to shove, it was crap offense. Crap fucking offense.

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Jesus. Not sure why i showed up here. Pretty sick of this. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

Whenever we hire next, we absolutely need to see who they want to hire before offering a contract. Back to back coaches that were coaching with a hand behind their back already due to numerous bad hires. 

[MrBig 5283]

Spend less time looking, smelling, and tasting everyone's piss, and spend more time working on offensive and defensive schemes. 

[A-Tex Devil 2445]

I’m not gonna lie, I always disliked Herman as a person.  The hire made sense and was super safe, but the guy is a douche.  

I would probably be secretly giddy if something at OSU or Houston came up that required us to cut him.  Because if he is not going to win, I don’t need a condescending Bob Stoops wannabe coaching my team.  

[Treefidy 1463]

We picked an OC and a DC from Meyers tree after a few good seasons in G5

Wasn't a fan of trying either experiment, and I'm sure he will get another year but at this pace he shouldn't. 

Fuck optics of firing a coach without giving him enough time, there's talent on this team but it is poorly coached, poorly schemed, and highly mismanaged.   You get paid big bucks at a place like this NOT to shit the bed in your opener to a shitty team 2 years running.  

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

I particularly liked the really sneaky strategery of trotting Kyle Porter out there because he's out best blitz pick up back, and then splitting his unathletic ass out wide so that UMD could bait our QB into throwing to him for minimal gains. 

 

MENSA!!!

[F250 28678]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

He isn’t going to make it.

 

Oh he’ll get the obligatory 3-4 years. Didn’t need to be world beaters this year but if you can’t be any better than terrible in every phase of the game to start year 2 then it isn’t going to happen.

 

So, we’re just back to waiting for his time to be up to put our hopes in the next guy.

 

No, fuck that. Call up Red and say, you can't take the money with you. Buy out Herman's contract and rain money on Dabo.

 

 

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

I think our best move would be to act like this strip club revelation is some earth shattering shit and fire him with that as an excuse. Saves us 1.5 years of wasted time. 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

3 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Out played by a team with fewer athletes.

Nah, they had as many or more players than we did, and they've made that clear two years in a row.

[SEC 1174]

Does Tom still give the players kisses?

[wild_turkey 3152]

I'm in. Hire Stoops or Mack or Les or Joey Freshwater or Mangino. IDGAF.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

No innovation, no sweeps, poor use of play action, almost no deception, no swings, no laterals, qb under constant pressure because we're running too many receivers, no backs to block. Fuck fuck fuck

[Slacks 6791]

But they told me this guy was smart and the last guy wasn't.

I was told that is what matters.

[Fug 540]

Duck Tom Herman fuck Charlie strong, whip out 15 million and pay Dabo or Saban that amount to leave.

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

I would take Mack Brown back at this point. That is how bad this has gotten. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Fuck you for keeping beck.

 

Fuck you for hiring your rape-enabling buddy.

 

 

You arrogant asshole.

 

 

[Sandlot 2]

Her

[Valmy77 13093]

Yeah he better show massive improvement after this embarrassment or I will be right there with you guys.

Show me 8 wins Tom or you should go.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

I'm still curious about this pizza v. stationary bikes thing.  Was it every confirmed?

[F250 28678]

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

My Saturdays are no longer planned around Texas football games.   I have better things to do.

Shit you don't expect to hear on the first weekend of college football for $500.

This is so depressing.

[Landomatic 3813]

Just now, Bobby_Batronic said:

Nah, they had as many or more players than we did, and they've made that clear two years in a row.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.  We have better athletes than Maryland at damn near every position.  That shit was coaching.

[T-shirt Sip 2096]

1 minute ago, wild_turkey said:

I'm in. Hire Stoops or Mack or Les or Joey Freshwater or Mangino. IDGAF.

I’m with this right here. Bring in Stoops.  I don’t care how it looks. He knows how to win. This is pathetic. 

[David Dennison 18646]

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I’m not gonna lie, I always disliked Herman as a person.  The hire made sense and was super safe, but the guy is a douche.  

I would probably be secretly giddy if something at OSU or Houston came up that required us to cut him.  Because if he is not going to win, I don’t need a condescending Bob Stoops wannabe coaching my team.  

He's really close to losing any fan support. When that happens, and it might if we start the season 1-4, it's going to get ugly real fast.

[mulletpelini 5209]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm still curious about this pizza v. stationary bikes thing.  Was it every confirmed?

Wannstedt said Chicago Deep Dish and breadsticks.  Probably got a nap too.

[Valmy77 13093]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Fuck you for keeping beck.

Fuck you for hiring you’re rape-enabling buddy.


You arrogant asshole.

I will say that his ability to be linked to all these rape scandals is not a great look. You better not suck if you are going to do that.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

I have no words other than complete and utter disappointment.  I still have my season tickets, I still plan on going to the games.  But, if this is not fixed ASAP, I’m selling.  I just am not in the mood to drive 4 hours on game day to babysit my kids while watching the same shit show that I have witnessed over the past 5 years.

Mack,

We are sorry for forcing you to retire prematurely.  Will you please lift this damn curse?  

Signed,

Every Longhorn 

[Neonmoon 38127]

I hate being right all the time 

[Treefidy 1463]

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

We can't fucking fire a coach after 2 years after firing one after 3

If he loses 4 of the next 5 or worse we can, and should. 

[DanTheHorn 4896]

3 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

I'm in. Hire Stoops or Mack or Les or Joey Freshwater or Mangino. IDGAF.

I would be all in on Magino

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Aye.   Losing to Maryland may be acceptable for some, but not for me 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

On the bright side we weren’t the only shit school to lose. Fau southern furman all lost and austin peay will prob lose too.    We are now the cupcake tuneup game for real teams

[Lonestar88 4585]

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I’m not gonna lie, I always disliked Herman as a person.  The hire made sense and was super safe, but the guy is a douche.  

I would probably be secretly giddy if something at OSU or Houston came up that required us to cut him.  Because if he is not going to win, I don’t need a condescending Bob Stoops wannabe coaching my team.  

If I had to guess, I’d say this is about to get really ugly with the media. Strong sucked but was always likable. Herman is an asshole. Can’t be an asshole and suck.

[Macanudo 12925]

6 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Gonna be a fun week.

Week?   

We're on pace for another decade in this hell hole.

 

 

 

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I will say that his ability to be linked to all these rape scandals is not a great look. You better not suck if you are going to do that.

Exactly, he needs to get canned with that as en excuse

[wild_turkey 3152]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I will say that his ability to be linked to all these rape scandals is not a great look. You better not suck if you are going to do that.

Tom knew. Let's put together a committee.

[tbone_ 14020]

He's really close to losing any fan support. When that happens, and it might if we start the season 1-4, it's going to get ugly real fast.

If we start 1-4, then we’ll be 1-5 too.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I hate being right all the time 

I hate you for being right, too.

[n64ra 1076]

Agreed. Charlie would have lost too so not much improvement having Herman.