Sam Ehlinger

[TwiceHorn 31,240]

On 4/12/2019 at 9:17 AM, TexEx15 said:

This is the kind of swagger that Texas needs from its QB!

I find it disgusting and depressing that we measure our QB by his swagger on twatter.

The dismal tide indeed.

[TexEx15 17,456]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I find it disgusting and depressing that we measure our QB by his swagger on twatter.

The dismal tide indeed.

So that’s what you took away from a simple comment?  Are you a troll or stupid?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

So that’s what you took away from a simple comment?  Are you a troll or stupid?

No need to go that far. I just assumed he was constipated.

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

On 5/1/2019 at 7:08 AM, SDG said:

Bottom right 

 

some of those comments between Texas fan and WV fan are gold

[Slacks 6,791]

Players aren't trying to get paid to play ball in college? You sure?

Players don't care that he said it. They've all said it.

18-22 year olds aren't thinking like 40 year olds... That's all.

[SDG 3,319]

1 minute ago, Snacks said:

Players don't care that he said it. They've all said it.

18-22 year olds aren't thinking like 40 year olds... That's all.

Who are you calling 40?  Some of us are only 39.  

[LTtxfan 48,952]

Sam at groundbreaking.....

 

[mchookem 16,184]

bet the project has an aggy pm 🙄

[Scheiss Meister 8,398]

49 minutes ago, mchookem said:

bet the project has an aggy pm 🙄

God, I hope not.  We don't want the whole thing collapsing during the first game.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

No vibrating decks!

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

God, I hope not.  We don't want the whole thing collapsing during the first game.

Well the Allen stadium is fine now as far as I know.

[Armybrat 40,710]

29 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Well the Allen stadium is fine now as far as I know.

Did they get a TexasTech engineer to fix it?

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Helobious 9,480]

I was today-years old when I put together the fact that the three of them go 10-11-12.

[Tex Long 4,342]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I was today-years old when I put together the fact that the three of them go 10-11-12.

Awhile back, guy from McDonald Observatory out here moved to CA to work at Mount Wilson. He came up with a clever mnemonic for his new zip code: Nine One? Oh, One One! When he told his teenage son his bright idea, the kid turned scornful on him and said "Dad... c'mon. It's Nine-Ten-Eleven..."

[F250 28,674]

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

I was today-years old when I put together the fact that the three of them go 10-11-12.

Same here.

This is the prophecy of the Champion.

"The child shall grow into the man that bears the mark that unites the great ones, he will return the people to the age of the Champion of Roses and deliver them from the age of the One that stares in disbelief."

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

What’s up with the bright orange Longhorn decal?

[deft 6,791]

And what’s with the gap?

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

What’s up with the bright orange Longhorn decal?

Right? It changed a few years ago. I like the old one better. 

[Red Five 40,627]

It changed when they went to the metallic, shiny bevo. Then when they switched to this. It sucks.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

I assumed it was an attempt to sell more orange popsicles.

[Tex Long 4,342]

Orange popsicles > orange slices, right?

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

Indeed.

[SaucyJack 3,487]

13 hours ago, F250 said:

This is the prophecy of the Champion.

"The child shall grow into the man that bears the mark that unites the great ones, he will return the people to the age of the Champion of Roses and deliver them from the age of the One that stares in disbelief."

 

And for the off-season:

“The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

[Mach 1 1,676]

I accidentally clicked on the title and it took me to page 1.  

The sea was angry that day, my friends.    From there to Elite Company in a season, quite a turnaround.

[Lhorn 4,885]

On 5/18/2019 at 11:24 AM, Machinator said:

 

That's pretty dope.  

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

9 hours ago, Red Five said:

It changed when they went to the metallic, shiny bevo. Then when they switched to this. Both suck.

There ya go. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I accidentally clicked on the title and it took me to page 1.  
The sea was angry that day, my friends.    From there to Elite Company in a season, quite a turnaround.

I don’t think one particular detractor has come by to eat crow. Or eat his own dick. Oh well.

[Valmy77 13,093]

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I don’t think one particular detractor has come by to eat crow. Or eat his own dick. Oh well.

They were pretty fucking brutal to.

All I did was compliment the offensive line on their barely serviceable performance against Maryland. They got all the way up to moderately alright as the season went on.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Valmy77

[Zavala 1,384]

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The first page is ridiculous but understandable given the drought of wins and QBs. In hindsight a lot of people look retarded. 

Boy have I got a thread for you, got a poll and everything. 

 

[Eskimohorn 5,610]

In hindsight a lot of people look retarded. 

There you go. Thinking up our new Surly motto.

[Red Five 40,627]

For some reason Ehlinger suddenly looked much better when Beck wasn’t calling plays. He should have run for 150 yards against Maryland.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

18 hours ago, Zavala said:

Boy have I got a thread for you, got a poll and everything. 

 

I honestly couldn't remember, so I was pleasantly surprised to see that I voted 'Yes'.

[Valmy77 13,093]

I said I would be on the Herman train if he went at least 8-5. I stand by my statement.

[Burt Macklin 18,989]

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I said I would be on the Herman train if he went at least 8-5. I stand by my statement.

Damn it! We went 10-4. Put another one in the No column. 

[Valmy77 13,093]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Damn it! We went 10-4. Put another one in the No column. 

Damn it!

[Machinator 32,097]

Can't embed the video unfortunately, here's the direct link: http://www.cbssports.com/general/video/481f3971-96d0-4050-94e0-368a4d40c82e

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

That’s my qb.jpg

[EastTexan 662]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s my qb.jpg

Hell yea!

[Braff Zacklin 13,406]

First thought when seeing the shades:

Don't hit me, Sam!

[LTtxfan 48,952]

13 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

First thought when seeing the shades:

Don't hit me, Sam!

 

 

[Sock Drawer 214]

9 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

First thought when seeing the shades:

Don't hit me, Sam!

Jimmy, oh, Jimmy Mack

When are you coming back

[TexasMan 10,785]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

Can't embed the video unfortunately, here's the direct link: http://www.cbssports.com/general/video/481f3971-96d0-4050-94e0-368a4d40c82e

 

 

 

Make it so, @RamjetFDO

[Dr Fear 1,265]

What do we think he weighs now? 250?

[Tex Long 4,342]

Tree fiddy?

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

On 5/25/2019 at 11:55 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

First thought when seeing the shades:

Don't hit me, Sam!

can Sam do a Chewbacca yell?

[Eggo 3,974]

Cue the people who think Sam is getting too big to be a dual threat. Personally, I'd rather have a Tim Tebow who can get the 1st down or TD than a Lamar Jackson. Let the WRs or RBs be the shifty ones. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,342]

It's good he's bulking up, maybe he'll survive the full season. 

[cmontexas 3,248]

He looks like a Thwomp from Super Mario