Sam Ehlinger

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

Just gonna put this here

Ain't that good, huh? Fuck you Terry Bradshaw, you chrome-domed cuck.

[touchthemonolith 646]

No way Sam stays for fifth year 'victory lap'. That boy is going to rack up 4000+ yards, 50+ TDs, a Heisman, a Natty, and 5+ homicides of dudes he trucked on his way to the #1 overall pick.

You heard it here first.

[Goodman 3,273]

9 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

No way Sam stays for fifth year 'victory lap'. That boy is going to rack up 4000+ yards, 50+ TDs, a Heisman, a Natty, and 5+ homicides of dudes he trucked on his way to the #1 overall pick.

You heard it here first.

We have a new neighbor, Uncle Elon needs to make an offer he can not refuse. 

[Davis Lane 5,658]

10 hours ago, touchthemonolith said:

No way Sam stays for fifth year 'victory lap'. That boy is going to rack up 4000+ yards, 50+ TDs, a Heisman, a Natty, and 5+ homicides of dudes he trucked on his way to the #1 overall pick.

You heard it here first.

[LTtxfan 49,373]

       Sam's video is from May 30th

 

 

Edited September 8, 2020 by LTtxfan

[rivin 199]

 

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[Nivek 16,992]

If Sam won the Heisman, I would hope that he and the rest of the team take turns pissing on it.  

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[Eggo 3,995]

Great question, Darrell. 

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

Did not realize he had these stats.  I mean, I knew he was putting up a lot of numbers last year, but...

[satyanash 14,638]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,496]

What a game by Sam. 

[satyanash 14,638]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Dude that’s not accurate at all. The fuck?

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/sam-ehlinger-1.html

they're all accurate

[4th&Five 41,599]

Less than 50 yards from school record for a game. 

[satyanash 14,638]

[USMCHorn 1,369]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Less than 50 yards from school record for a game. 

Fuck it, let Sam take the first series after the half.

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Oh, thought we were talking about UT all time. Didn’t see FBS active. I’m sorry atom. I have your same feelings. You’d think a Trevor Lawrence or some such would trump Sam. 

No biggie, Sam benefitted by starting so young.  A lot of other active QBs didn't start until sophomore/junior years.

[satyanash 14,638]

Sam should be shut down for the rest of the night... our entire season revolves around his health.

 

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

13 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Oh, thought we were talking about UT all time. Didn’t see FBS active. I’m sorry atom. I have your same feelings. You’d think a Trevor Lawrence or some such would trump Sam. 

Not really. Sam has an extra year over Lawrence, so it makes sense. 

[52-80 19,263]

Ian Book sucks.  Chase Brice sucks.  Sam Howell had a bad day. 

 

Sam Ehlinger and Spencer Rattler are off to the races.

[hornian 5,226]

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Sam should be shut down for the rest of the night... our entire season revolves around his health.

 

Give him a series to start the 3rd then shut him down. 

[4th&Five 41,599]

Let him throw 2 or 3 quick slants to see if we break one then get him out. 

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

Not really. Sam has an extra year over Lawrence, so it makes sense. 

He’s also been in a lot of shoot outs.

[satyanash 14,638]

Heisman discussion should start heating up after tonight 🤘

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

12 hours ago, hornian said:

Give him a series to start the 3rd then shut him down. 

Nostradamus all up in this bitch

[EZ$ 2,105]

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Ian Book sucks.  Chase Brice sucks.  Sam Howell had a bad day. 

 

Sam Ehlinger and Spencer Rattler are off to the races.

Sam will have to double up Lawrence’s numbers to get past the career achievement, 1st overall pick status of Lawerence.  Clemson would pretty much have to drop a game early and we’d obviously have to go undefeated and win the B12 with Sam putting up 400 and 5 against OU...twice. 

[hornian 5,226]

2 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Nostradamus all up in this bitch

I played a lot of NCAA football on PS3 back in the day. I know how to get a QB a Heisman and bring along a backup. 

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

How many touchdowns does he need to pass colt?

[Lhorn 4,968]

I played a lot of NCAA football on PS3 back in the day. 

We could have used you calling plays a few years ago.

[texanbychoice 354]

How many touchdowns does he need to pass colt?

This doesn’t include the 5 from last night so he needs 40 more to tie Colt.

[52-80 19,263]

Case representing #12

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

This doesn’t include the 5 from last night so he needs 40 more to tie Colt.

What about total touchdowns?

[texifornia 57,163]

 

Edited September 13, 2020 by texifornia

[Hiphopopotamos 20,889]

3 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

What about total touchdowns?

By my quick math Sam is 34 away from Colt (that includes the 5 from last night).

[Lhorn 4,968]

Two observations
I had no idea the gap between Sam and Colt was so large (passing TD)
That Case is on the list is awesome for
him but depressing for the history of Texas QBing

[Huckleberry 33,114]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Two observations
I had no idea the gap between Sam and Colt was so large (passing TD)
That Case is on the list is awesome for
him but depressing for the history of Texas QBing

Yes but the fact that Bobby Layne is still on the list shows why people who doubt his status as an all-time Longhorn great and possibly the 2nd best QB in Texas history (he is IMO) are goobers.

[texanbychoice 354]

Exactly 40 passing TDs and 35 overall TDs. 

To me this just cements how great Colt was. God, what a surprise for us.

[Helobious 9,467]

Now do total wins as a starter.

[Helobious 9,467]

Tell me on the doll where Colt McCoy having more career wins touched you. Jesus get a grip.

[LTtxfan 49,373]

 

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes but the fact that Bobby Layne is still on the list shows why people who doubt his status as an all-time Longhorn great and possibly the 2nd best QB in Texas history (he is IMO) are goobers.

The fact that he was #1 on the list from 1947 to 1992 is damn impressive.

[texifornia 57,163]

 

[deech 2,297]

So the hosts were talking on Sportsradio so this may all be bullshit, but if Sam wanted - he could come back next year and play also due to COVID this year does not count as a year of eligibility burned?  They said there is no clarity regarding scholarship totals from the NCAA, but was just curious if that was true.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

7 minutes ago, deech said:

So the hosts were talking on Sportsradio so this may all be bullshit, but if Sam wanted - he could come back next year and play also due to COVID this year does not count as a year of eligibility burned?  They said there is no clarity regarding scholarship totals from the NCAA, but was just curious if that was true.

He could and will 

[Gene Parmesan 4,016]

20 minutes ago, Xian said:

He could and will 

He can, but I doubt he comes back barring injury.  If he can't get it done this year (win the conference), he's not next year either.  Good or bad, after this year he'll have gone as far as Herman and company will allow.