Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Deej 76811]

On 2/1/2020 at 12:02 AM, Goo Punch said:

oh man, that's when i'd double down with a follow-up ad:

This Chrysler LeBaron was previously owned by Rick Barnes.

 

[Al Czervik 1229]

On 1/18/2020 at 5:02 PM, Lhorn said:

This one is weird and creepy on so many levels.

The super bright lipstick/makeup on a clearly elderly woman sexualizing her.

She’s got a super square jaw - unattractive

Her slicked back hair and clothes obviously going for androgyny.

When she walks down the hall she extends her arm and brushed the shoulder/hair of a young high school girl. Suggesting homosexual pedophilia.

 

 

 Selling laundry products.  Commercial totally creeps Al out. 
WNB.  

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

21 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

The Shriners Hospitals still operate under their mission that no child will have to pay for care regardless of their family's ability to do so.   I am a Shriner, and I've been around those kids, several of them in the commercials.  There's not onion rubbing going on with what many of them have been through.  

 

I'd gladly take you on a visit to the Houston hospital with me.  I'll even pick you up and drive you. 

Yeah, bullshit. Like two people are going to fit in one of those tiny little cars. 

~~~~~

Am I the only one who immediately realized that boxing someone in with your Smaht Pahking Hyundai (in Boston, no less) is a great way to get your car fancy new car keyed to shit? 

[Armybrat 40850]

20 hours ago, XYZ said:

Did y’all see the Thomas J Henry ad where he (I assume it’s him) steps out of a mansion into a Bentley limo, and gets driven to a private jet?

About 3,000 times on several channels..... and I watch very little local TV.

[Iceman 2715]

Why do I need my trailer to disappear?   City boys...pffft. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

That Domino's Risky Business ad is about as stupid as you can get.

[Goo Punch 4275]

every single time this ad comes on, all i can see is homeboy's awful bald cap (with hair??). wtf even is this?




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[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

At least it’s lined up.

[stupolvo 19]

Want to smash my TV when their spots air. Consistently awful.

[RPM 26322]

They must be kin to the A #1 Air couple in Dallas. Annoying af.

[blacklab 11939]

1 hour ago, stupolvo said:

Want to smash my TV when their spots air. Consistently awful.

They also are expensive as fuck.

They quoted $3500 for replacing a gas line from my meter to my hot water heater. Asked for a recommendation on shaggy, another plumber came out and did it for $700. Was about 5 hours of work.

[Brisketexan 105152]

They also are expensive as fuck.
They quoted $3500 for replacing a gas line from my meter to my hot water heater. Asked for a recommendation on shaggy, another plumber came out and did it for $700. Was about 5 hours of work.

He a similar experience (can’t remember who with) 20 years ago when running a gas line to my new Weber grill. When we got the second cheaper guy, we asked him why the huge difference - he laughed and says that’s the kind of price they quote when they don’t want the job.

[Goo Punch 4275]

2 hours ago, stupolvo said:

Want to smash my TV when their spots air. Consistently awful.

they both have that "i like to smoke meth and free base but am trying to clean up for this commercial" look.

Edited February 18, 2020 by Goo Punch

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

My son REALLY NEEDS this prescription. 
$67?  Tough break, kid. Rub some dirt on it. 
Oh, with zero effort I can get it for $9?  I guess we can afford that. 

Edited February 21, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Back to back posting...

why is ving rhames dressed like Mike hammer and yelling at me about elderly abuse, on behalf of a law office?

[Underdog 28695]

Because Arby's doesn't pay him enough? 

[Deej 76811]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Back to back posting...

why is ving rhames dressed like Mike hammer and yelling at me about elderly abuse, on behalf of a law office?

[Knoxtnhorn 5991]

Bloomberg.  /no cr

If every, single insurance company in the country went out of business and Liberty was my only option ... I'd take my chances in being uninsured.

[former alkie 72]

On 2/18/2020 at 5:19 PM, Brisketexan said:

He a similar experience (can’t remember who with) 20 years ago when running a gas line to my new Weber grill. When we got the second cheaper guy, we asked him why the huge difference - he laughed and says that’s the kind of price they quote when they don’t want the job.

Crap like this is why I'm so f'ing cynical, about every estimate I get on every g-damn thing.

Sad state of affairs that it's such an f'ing task to simply find a contractor, business, etc...that you can actually trust. 

[Okie State 3821]

He a similar experience (can’t remember who with) 20 years ago when running a gas line to my new Weber grill. When we got the second cheaper guy, we asked him why the huge difference - he laughed and says that’s the kind of price they quote when they don’t want the job.

Had someone do that to me on a quote to install a backsplash in my kitchen. The number he threw out was absurd. I called up my brother who builds houses and he told me the same thing about how he was testing me to see if I'd bite, but didn't really want the job. I fucking hate trying to get an honest contractor to do anything.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

On 2/18/2020 at 6:19 PM, Brisketexan said:

He a similar experience (can’t remember who with) 20 years ago when running a gas line to my new Weber grill. When we got the second cheaper guy, we asked him why the huge difference - he laughed and says that’s the kind of price they quote when they don’t want the job.

Had someone do that to me on a quote to install a backsplash in my kitchen. The number he threw out was absurd. I called up my brother who builds houses and he told me the same thing about how he was testing me to see if I'd bite, but didn't really want the job. I fucking hate trying to get an honest contractor to do anything.

Contractor is a euphemism for fucking crook 

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

20 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Bloomberg.  /no cr

If every, single insurance company in the country went out of business and Liberty was my only option ... I'd take my chances in being uninsured.

I would like Liberty Mutual and their commercials much more if the emu was named Doug, not the human. 

Edited February 23, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom

[Lhorn 4914]

On 2/21/2020 at 9:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

My son REALLY NEEDS this prescription. 
$67?  Tough break, kid. Rub some dirt on it. 
Oh, with zero effort I can get it for $9?  I guess we can afford that. 

Am I the only one that thinks the mom would clean up pretty good?

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Am I the only one that thinks the mom would clean up pretty good?

You’re saying she could earn $67 really quickly?

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Am I the only one that thinks the mom would clean up pretty good?

 

Is it the flirty little "Hey"? Or the hard hat and shirt with her name on it that does it for you?  

[Radical Larry 28628]

We only come out at night.

We only come out at night.

[Lhorn 4914]

On 2/23/2020 at 7:18 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Is it the flirty little "Hey"? Or the hard hat and shirt with her name on it that does it for you?  

Oh shit!  No I"m thinking of he other one.  Very light colored blonde who looks like she's been waiting tables or scrubbing floors for 14 hours.  

 

Got damn.  I apologize for the mix up.  What must you think of me.  

 

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5649910/

This one.  But actually, now that I look at her, I'd like to retract my original statement.  

Edited February 26, 2020 by Lhorn

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

On 2/23/2020 at 10:08 PM, Radical Larry said:

We only come out at night.

We only come out at night.

This is rocketing up my list. 

And up yours, truly, for putting it into my head. 

[Beau Vine 54246]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5991]

Yeah, I'm not sure I want to equate the look of my food with weird looking people.

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

It's Golden Corral - how unappetizing can some weirdos with an amusing resemblance to the food actually make that food?

[DougO 5250]

Ain't nobody goin' to Glutton Corral to eat broccoli.

[Knoxtnhorn 5991]

46 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's Golden Corral - how unappetizing can some weirdos with an amusing resemblance to the food actually make that food?

Not gonna lie.  I miss the 'ol place.  When in Knoxville, GC was one of the handful of places we could take, my now, 13 year-old to eat.  Allergies.  

And, no, the broccoli tray rarely had to be replaced.

[Underdog 28695]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Ain't nobody goin' to Glutton Corral to eat broccoli.

Unless you're dipping it in the chocolate fountain. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

The Nissan March Madness commercials.  That fucking "fight song" they play over and over is going to make me go postal. 

[mr. sunshine 2827]

On 2/23/2020 at 9:11 AM, Scooter Monzingo said:

Contractor is a euphemism for fucking crook 

Rich lawyer buddy of mine used to call for quotes, then get his secretary to do the same, pretending they were for her.  Then he'd call back and inquire why he got quoted thousands/hundreds more. Interesting conversations

[Underdog 28695]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The Nissan March Madness commercials.  That fucking "fight song" they play over and over is going to make me go postal. 

Oh God, which means we'll get the 3 Amigos again for MM.  I was glad to see they dropped Gumbel and the singing twat from a couple of years ago last MM. 

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

I want to murder every person involved in the KFC donuts commercial

[hundredTT 578]

The Sam Adams toast someone commercial. A fucking 2 pack of beer, wtf? 

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

Someone should be killed over that Facebook kazoo ad.

[RPM 26322]

QuickBooks Koala Kai

[Beau Vine 54246]

"I forgot to lock my Buick."

What sort of asshole would talk like that, instead of saying "I forgot to lock my car."

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

I drove an F-150 for nearly 15 years and ive been driving a Camry for four years now, and i've never once referred to either of them as "my Ford" or "my Toyota". fuck Buick.

[immortal13 4059]

You drive a Camry? Lulz

[DonnyKerabatsos 86]

" I know how much you guys really like tomatoes"...

 

enjoy your garden to table restaurant that's gonna be open for only 6 weeks.

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

You drive a Camry? Lulz

it's pretty lit

 

[strangulation! 1716]

3 hours ago, immortal13 said:

You drive a Camry? Lulz

[ChickenSandwich 9841]

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

^^^ that's an old pic, i have spinners on it now. 

[baboso 6056]

That bratty ass little girl in the Raisin Bran commercial.  Dad's standing there on the front porch, eating his Raisin Bran and she hops on her bike.  He tells her to "make good choices."  This snotty little bitch replies, "YOU make good choices." in her sarcastic pre-teen manner.  Makes me ragey.