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Dennis Taylor
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So, like an OnlyFansville? 

Goo Punch
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man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

Jameslaw121
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The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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She is indeed hot. Guys was so burnt out from the rat race of a 9-5 job that he decided to.....open a restaurant? Seems like a great way to dial back the stress. And buying small volume, artisan crafted olive oil tells me he has good business sense.

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On 2/21/2020 at 11:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

My son REALLY NEEDS this prescription. 
$67?  Tough break, kid. Rub some dirt on it. 
Oh, with zero effort I can get it for $9?  I guess we can afford that. 

should i be more annoyed about the shitty ass commercial or that the pharmacy just doesn't give me the $9 price up front?

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2 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

This isn't going to go well for you

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2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The same way the only people who love their families drive Subarus 

and veterans are only welcome at capitol chevrolet

 

 

2 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

we're going to need the receipts.  there's a place for that, but first you need 50 posts.

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Goo Punch

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9 minutes ago, Okie State said:
35 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Ok /no racist but State Farm brought back an old commercial and made Jake a black guy? Why?

Was wondering when someone would bring this up. Makes no sense.

none of it makes any sense. "There's no replacing the real Chris Paul; just like there's no replacing the real State Farm." huh? how does that idea even originate, much less end up being their best one? 

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So Sonic commercials are now a car full of hick chicks talking about nonsense in their hick accents? I grew up with enough of that annoying accent, stfu already. I guess hicks are easily manipulated into buying fried shit (granted I like Sonic food on the fast food scale). The accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

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20 hours ago, 'stache said:

So Sonic commercials are now a car full of hick chicks talking about nonsense in their hick accents? I grew up with enough of that annoying accent, stfu already. I guess hicks are easily manipulated into buying fried shit (granted I like Sonic food on the fast food scale). The accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

The one they play where i'm at is a car full of young, cool black kids. 

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On 3/3/2020 at 3:11 PM, hundredTT said:

The Sam Adams toast someone commercial. A fucking 2 pack of beer, wtf? 

this one seems like its on fucking repeat this weekend.  I keep fucking seeing it and Im wondering what idiot marketing VP signed off on something so fucking stupid. 

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18 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

The new Thomas J Henry commercial touting their number if employees and philanthropic interests.  This is real life. 

But he really, really wants people to put their cellphones down, concentrate on their driving and avoid big money settlements ... I mean accidents 

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14 hours ago, RPM said:

Maybe I'm just a jaded soul, but all these corporate "we're all in this together" spots really piss me off. They give zero fucks about anything but making money.

Thanks.  I didn't want to be the first to say it.  Oh look.  A  handwritten note.  A kid in the window with a sign.  A nurse.  

I don't really blame companies and ad agencies.  What else can one do at this time?  It's just that commercial breaks are turning into one long succession of these types of ads.  And, no, the world does not need a frosty.

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Watched a series of 10 minute YouTube videos and literally (not figuratively, actually literally) every commercial was the Walmart CEO saying how much he respects and appreciates his "essential" workers during this tough time.  He made $23 million last year and most of the people in the video make $7.50/hr. without benefits. If they get the virus doing their "essential" jobs they are bankrupt. Walmart probably paid YouTube more for those ads than the annual wages of the people in the commercial combined. Fuck you asshole.

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33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Watched a series of 10 minute YouTube videos and literally (not figuratively, actually literally) every commercial was the Walmart CEO saying how much he respects and appreciates his "essential" workers during this tough time.  He made $23 million last year and most of the people in the video make $7.50/hr. without benefits. If they get the virus doing their "essential" jobs they are bankrupt. Walmart probably paid YouTube more for those ads than the annual wages of the people in the commercial combined. Fuck you asshole.

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No CR but.....

Why do we allow drug manufacturers to advertise?

Every other fucking commercial seems to be some kind of drug that will cure what ails you but give you 10 or 15 side affects that might kill you or make you miserable and they always say "ask your doctor" who is probably getting a big pharma kick back every time he prescribes one of these. No wonder prescription drugs and health insurance prices are absolutely ridiculous.

 

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6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No CR but.....

Why do we allow drug manufacturers to advertise?

Every other fucking commercial seems to be some kind of drug that will cure what ails you but give you 10 or 15 side affects that might kill you or make you miserable and they always say "ask your doctor" who is probably getting a big pharma kick back every time he prescribes one of these. No wonder prescription drugs and health insurance prices are absolutely ridiculous.

 

LOL, there's no kickback.  Those are only for politicians.  We can't even get a fucking pen now without some rep 'educating' us for a certain amount of time.  All these commercials do is make life harder on doctors as every dumbass thinks they found the magic pill that will fix all that ails them...

Also, as someone pointed out above - fuck Nurx commercials.  The main chick is just gross and they have an obvious lesbo on the damn commercial.  Nothing wrong with lesbians, even the butch type, but wtf do they need birth control for?  Makes me ragey. 

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10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No CR but.....

Why do we allow drug manufacturers to advertise?

Every other fucking commercial seems to be some kind of drug that will cure what ails you but give you 10 or 15 side affects that might kill you or make you miserable and they always say "ask your doctor" who is probably getting a big pharma kick back every time he prescribes one of these. No wonder prescription drugs and health insurance prices are absolutely ridiculous.

 

 

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, there's no kickback.  Those are only for politicians.  We can't even get a fucking pen now without some rep 'educating' us for a certain amount of time.  All these commercials do is make life harder on doctors as every dumbass thinks they found the magic pill that will fix all that ails them...

Also, as someone pointed out above - fuck Nurx commercials.  The main chick is just gross and they have an obvious lesbo on the damn commercial.  Nothing wrong with lesbians, even the butch type, but wtf do they need birth control for?  Makes me ragey. 

1959 my father graduated from medical school. The next weekend he married my mother, then they went to NYC and then D.C. for their honeymoon, paid for by two different drug companies. My dad said all he had to do was listen to some spiel for a couple of hours.

That's a good kickback!

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1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

1959 my father graduated from medical school. The next weekend he married my mother, then they went to NYC and then D.C. for their honeymoon, paid for by two different drug companies. My dad said all he had to do was listen to some spiel for a couple of hours.

That's a good kickback!

I remember the diabeetus pharmacy companies flying our family practice doc to Hawaii when I was a kid.  Those were the days.  

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