Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Billy Pilgrim 1,984]

11 minutes ago, Sandman said:

"I didn't say GARLIC, I said GAR-LEEK!"

You can GAR-LICK my balls

[XYZ 2,154]

On 9/28/2020 at 6:15 PM, Lhorn said:

The ATT 5G commercial where the cute chick is answering questions from what looks like TJ Ford wearing a mask (no Katfid)..... unless I’m mistaken the punch line of the commercial seems to be that because he’s wearing a mask she can’t tell if he’s saying “big” or “bigger.” HILARIOUS

I don’t understand that commercial. The guy says “you should make a big deal”, she replies “bigger than this?”, and he goes “I said BIGGER”. Actually, you didn’t say bigger, you said big, but what is the fucking point anyway?

[ztejas 43,533]

7 minutes ago, XYZ said:

I don’t understand that commercial. The guy says “you should make a big deal”, she replies “bigger than this?”, and he goes “I said BIGGER”. Actually, you didn’t say bigger, you said big, but what is the fucking point anyway?

She should say "bigger than these?" and then rip her shirt open.

[Eskimohorn 5,642]

Wendy’s pub burger with the text beeping sound. Fuck that noise

[Deej 76,903]

On 10/17/2020 at 12:58 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Garlique brand garlic is still around?

My 6-year-old self thought that name hilarious whenever Larry King would shill for it.

It's the Krab version of garlic.

[XYZ 2,154]

That commercial of the chick rolling down the street is the worst.

[Pato del Muerto 52,586]

Anyone seen this 2 minute die hard commercial?

 

[withinyourreach 22]

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

That commercial of the chick rolling down the street is the worst.

That is the worst ad I have seen.  It's pointless and annoying.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

"Hey! Great new Buick!"

"It's not a Buick, it's an Alexa!"

"No, I'm pretty sure this is a Buick."

"Na uh, it's an Alexa!"



whatever it is i hope it explodes with the two of you in it.


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[Trey3216 15,355]

On 10/17/2020 at 10:19 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

You can GAR-LICK my balls

Man, don’t make fun of Forrest Whitaker like that. 

[XYZ 2,154]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

"Hey! Great new Buick!"

"It's not a Buick, it's an Alexa!"

"No, I'm pretty sure this is a Buick."

"Na uh, it's an Alexa!"



whatever it is i hope it explodes with the two of you in it.


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Yeah, that one is pretty terrible.

[PittsburghTiger 6,196]

All of the Corona Snoop Diggity Dogg commercials are a fucking beating. Especially the newest, Ply-Ahh

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

This goddamn Snoop Dogg and Bad Bunny corona commercial is such a fucking beating.  "It's not playa', its PLAYA!". 

[Pato del Muerto 52,586]

Ba Bonnie 

[ztejas 43,533]

The Casper the ghost eating popcorn shit. NSIAP. It makes me want to just throw my TV out the window and get by without it.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,103]

This still cracks me the fuck up every time I see it. 

I can't help but also blurt out "blue" along with that guy.  My family is quite tired of how funny I find this specific part of this commercial. 

 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

we all see it; we allllll see it. 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

the thing about that commercial that's interesting to me is that the "becoming you parents" bit has been running for at least a couple years now (right?), and i've never liked them before. but the lead actor kills it in this version, and the script seems to be improved as well. pretty rare that an ad campaign which irks me ends up eventually hitting a HR.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Am I a rube or is the Allstate French lady singing with goldfish on the hood of a car annoying?  WTF is that annoying song?  The French national anthem?  

[NorthLoop 14,240]

On 10/24/2020 at 7:49 PM, shadow_operative said:

the thing about that commercial that's interesting to me is that the "becoming you parents" bit has been running for at least a couple years now (right?), and i've never liked them before. but the lead actor kills it in this version, and the script seems to be improved as well. pretty rare that an ad campaign which irks me ends up eventually hitting a HR.

Those commercials hit hard. 

"who else reads books about submarines?" ... "my dad" ... 

que my wife looking at me.... Me: "BITCH YOU BOUGHT ME THAT BOOK!" 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

7 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Am I a rube or is the Allstate French lady singing with goldfish on the hood of a car annoying?  WTF is that annoying song?  The French national anthem?  

You're a rube because you didn't recognize it from the movie Inception.  It's called Non, je ne regrette rien by Edith Piaf.  

(Kidding about the rube part.)

[Okie State 3,847]

You're a rube because you didn't recognize it from the movie Inception.  It's called Non, je ne regrette rien by Edith Piaf.  
(Kidding about the rube part.)

That movie immediately pops into my head every time I hear that song.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

It took me a few takes until I could place it.  Hauntingly cool in the movie; ruined in the ad 

[Dennis Taylor 18,861]

On 10/24/2020 at 5:54 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

This still cracks me the fuck up every time I see it. 

I can't help but also blurt out "blue" along with that guy.  My family is quite tired of how funny I find this specific part of this commercial. 

 

I love this one, and the other one with the lady with the pillow problem.  The wife has a bit of an issue with that as well and does not find it nearly as funny as I do

[Prepuce of Doom 21,103]

On 10/31/2020 at 11:43 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

It took me a few takes until I could place it.  Hauntingly cool in the movie; ruined in the ad 

I feel like the Modelo commercials featuring The Ecstasy of Gold have similarly ruined a powerful song best used sparingly. 

[CurlyDumps 4,482]

On 10/20/2020 at 2:32 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

This goddamn Snoop Dogg and Bad Bunny corona commercial is such a fucking beating.  "It's not playa', its PLAYA!". 

It's so hilariously bad. So stilted and awkward. Like they're both having conversations with someone else, or have no idea what the other person is saying.

The clunkiness reminds me of that thing comedy trailers will do: take two shots from completely separate scenes and edit them together as if they are from the same scene in order to manufacture a cheap laugh.

[Hate 20,143]

This still cracks me the fuck up every time I see it. 
I can't help but also blurt out "blue" along with that guy.  My family is quite tired of how funny I find this specific part of this commercial. 
 

The best commercials going right now. I also like the “you hired him” from the other commercial.

[Al Czervik 1,230]

On 10/31/2020 at 11:43 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

It took me a few takes until I could place it.  Hauntingly cool in the movie; ruined in the ad 

Edith Piaf songs Annie Savoy horny in Bull Durham as well, that and baseball players.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

2 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Edith Piaf songs Annie Savoy horny in Bull Durham as well, that and baseball players.

Private Ryan as well, correct?

[Al Czervik 1,230]

4 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Private Ryan as well, correct?

Si Señor. 
when Reiben was telling the story of the lady’s tits pouring out of her brassiere. 

[HenryJames 66,168]

[ChickenSandwich 9,850]

On 10/24/2020 at 5:54 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

This still cracks me the fuck up every time I see it. 

I can't help but also blurt out "blue" along with that guy.  My family is quite tired of how funny I find this specific part of this commercial. 

 

Defense wins championships.

Well, it does. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

On 11/5/2020 at 11:23 AM, HenryJames said:

This mother fucker is just disturbing....I don’t know exactly why...but it is.

[Lhorn 4,949]

the thing about that commercial that's interesting to me is that the "becoming you parents" bit has been running for at least a couple years now (right?), and i've never liked them before. but the lead actor kills it in this version, and the script seems to be improved as well. pretty rare that an ad campaign which irks me ends up eventually hitting a HR.

I agree completely. My first impulse with ad campaigns like this is to hate them and that they typically beat the premise into the ground (are you listening Statefarm, Aaron Rodgers and the more inclusive version of Jake) but this one has gotten better. Last couple of versions were pretty humorous.

I’m currently hating the Gillette commercial where the dude with hair like Sideshow Bob is mugging into the mirror, rubbing his face as the commercial repeatedly plays “ready or not, here I come.”

[NorthLoop 14,240]

16 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Defense wins championships.

Well, it does. 

Who else reads books about submarines? 

My dad. 

 

These commercials hit hard for the surly demographic. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,861]

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I agree completely. My first impulse with ad campaigns like this is to hate them and that they typically beat the premise into the ground (are you listening Statefarm, Aaron Rodgers and the more inclusive version of Jake) but this one has gotten better. Last couple of versions were pretty humorous.

I’m currently hating the Gillette commercial where the dude with hair like Sideshow Bob is mugging into the mirror, rubbing his face as the commercial repeatedly plays “ready or not, here I come.”

I actively root against Aaron Rodgers and Pat Mahomes now because of State Farm...oh and did you know Mahomes likes ketchup?!?! Hilarious!!!

 

No, its not 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,740]

Cholulala kid needs a playground beating.

[XYZ 2,154]

Mahomes putting ketchup on his steak is funny.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

We don't have a "Commercials you like" thread, so I'll put this here.  Holy crap this is good ... and dusty in here.

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,861]

3 hours ago, XYZ said:

Mahomes putting ketchup on his steak is funny.

[Guest Lobo]

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Because ketchup on a steak is a sign of leadership and a QB needs to display leadership even off the field/at the dinner table. 

[ztejas 43,533]

I want to murder everyone in the new Sonic ads. And not in a quiet, efficient manner. Something passionate and drawn out so they know why it's happening.

[ztejas 43,533]

On 11/7/2020 at 7:38 AM, Scooter Monzingo said:

This mother fucker is just disturbing....I don’t know exactly why...but it is.

The one where he's at the gas station actually kills me. "The question is... do you mind not being a Motaur?"

[elfenix 34,332]

queen showing  up in a lot of commercials is good.  nice amazon ad on SNF just now. 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I want to murder everyone in the new Sonic ads. And not in a quiet, efficient manner. Something passionate and drawn out so they know why it's happening.

popeyes is doing something similar as well. terrible trend that needs to die. they're the new "real people/not actors" commercials. 

[Underdog 28,771]

Oooooh, baby...  I got Popeyes!  Actually like that one. 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

also, Burger King.

"NO FUCKIN WAY! NO FUCKIN WAY, YO!! YOU GIVING ME TWO BURGERS FOR FIVE DOLLARS?! YO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA HERE BEFORE YOU CHANGE YO MIND!!! THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!!"

[Deamerxt 51]

Hey, "jewelry for christmas" why don't you go fuck yourself, then get in a car with "cars for christmas" and then all of you can go drive off a fucking cliff together.

[Red Five 40,887]

If you don’t give all of your loved ones BMWs for Christmas, they will all hate you forever.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

i liked how Chevy or whoever it was upped their game last year and had Dad bring home *two* brand new $50-$70k vehicles only to have his wife decide that she wants the truck for herself, whereupon he gives her the "Oh you!" face. i'm sure a huuuuge portion of the viewing audience can relate to that situation.