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On 10/31/2020 at 7:36 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

You're a rube because you didn't recognize it from the movie Inception.  It's called Non, je ne regrette rien by Edith Piaf.  

(Kidding about the rube part.)

Also from Bull Durham

"C'mon Annie. I know you're in there.  I can hear that crazy Mexican singer."

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41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So. I'm trying to figure out pizza person Parker in the state farm ad.

Is she/he a she turned he? Or a he turned she? Or just a very dykey she?

#2020

So...maybe?

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She’s hot as hell though. That’s the only thing that makes that commercial bearable.

Wood smash.

If you're not white and live in a million dollar home at 32 and give your spouse an SUV for Christmas you've failed at life.

Losers.
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all these fucking ads crowing about 5G: the US  has basically the worst 5G around.  verizon's is great if you're standing under a tower all the time and a bird or squirrel or tree doesn't get in your line of sight, otherwise it's unavailable.  at&t's and tmobile's are basically just glorified LTE at this point. yeah, an improvement, but not exactly game changing. 

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On 11/12/2020 at 9:57 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Commercial with Simone Biles and the completely over-the-top uber gay fat guy in the gymnastics outfit....WTF

Full rage with this one. It doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever. 

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This stupid insurance cunt rolling down the street wrapped up in blankets and shit clearly needs her face (and that idiotic smirk) smashed in by a pair of nunchucks made from bicycle seatposts.

Chickfila can just go straight to hell and suck satan's cock.

Lilly from at&t needs to lose the pants or fuck off.

 

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On 11/10/2020 at 12:49 PM, Hate said:

She’s hot as hell though. That’s the only thing that makes that commercial bearable.

Something about how she says "yeah?" makes this my favorite commercial of all time.

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Trying to watch Grizzly Adams this morning and got ambushed by a commercial masquerading as a 7-and-a-half minute talk show. They want me to sue the manufacturers of talcum powder.
I've never used talcum powder in my life.
Fifteen minutes later, a different idiot wants me to sue the boy scouts for molesting me. 
I was never a boy scout.
 

Don’t watch Grit TV
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On 11/10/2020 at 10:41 AM, shadow_operative said:

i liked how Chevy or whoever it was upped their game last year and had Dad bring home *two* brand new $50-$70k vehicles only to have his wife decide that she wants the truck for herself, whereupon he gives her the "Oh you!" face. i'm sure a huuuuge portion of the viewing audience can relate to that situation. 

For nothing down, $399/mo for 96 months, you too can enjoy this all new, overpriced gas guzzler!!! 

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8 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Lilly from at&t needs to lose the pants or fuck off.

 

I really feel like whoever AT&T's ad agency is has just completely quit trying. 

That new one where the guy tries to call his mom but ends up getting "some guy named Carl" is the worst.  

Why does the commercial end with Lily telling the camera "Word of mouth advertising; it's what they did before commercials"?  What the fuck?  Who gives a shit?

 

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9 hours ago, BayouBill said:

Something about how she says "yeah?" makes this my favorite commercial of all time.

I posted about this on this thread last year or whenever this commercial first ran...it's a very naughty, slutty little "Yeah?" and I dig it 

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On 11/10/2020 at 12:49 PM, Hate said:

She’s hot as hell though. That’s the only thing that makes that commercial bearable.

 

On 11/10/2020 at 12:49 PM, Hate said:

She’s hot as hell though. That’s the only thing that makes that commercial bearable.

I'll allow it.

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On 11/15/2020 at 7:49 PM, Mo Horn said:

at-and-t-wireless-5g-new-putter-large-3.

This is a stupid commercial, but I gotta admit she's damn cute in it. 

I like how she's stroking the shaft while still cupping the balls.  She's got my vote. 

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7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

For nothing down, $399/mo for 96 months, you too can enjoy this all new, overpriced gas guzzler!!! 

Are you a veteran? Veterans are always welcome!

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not exactly the full theme of the thread because I dont necessarily hate it... but I honest to god just saw an ad for Norwegian Cruise Line   playing the song " I want to break free"

 

uh.... on what fucking planet does Norwegian think anyone is taking a fucking cruise in the next 9 months- even WITH the damn vaccine. 

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13 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not exactly the full theme of the thread because I dont necessarily hate it... but I honest to god just saw an ad for Norwegian Cruise Line   playing the song " I want to break free"

 

uh.... on what fucking planet does Norwegian think anyone is taking a fucking cruise in the next 9 months- even WITH the damn vaccine. 

Newsflash for you;

Royal Caribbean put out a call for volunteers to go on a free cruise to check-out/confirm Covid safety protocols. In a very short time they had over 100,000 volunteers.

 

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3 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Newsflash for you;

Royal Caribbean put out a call for volunteers to go on a free cruise to check-out/confirm Covid safety protocols. In a very short time they had over 100,000 volunteers.

 

 

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Oh, Oh, Oh Ozampic!

Turning classic rock songs into jingles for diabeetus drugs...go fuck yourselves.

In  study, some adults lost up to 12 pounds.

"I lost almost 12 pounds!"

Oh, you mean 11 pounds, 11 1/2 pounds, 11 1/4 pounds? Why so unspecific about how a actor lost fake weight?"

Awesome! I want to have diabeetus so I can lose almost 12 pounds!

I hope your leg rots off.

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The Popeye's commercials where they have random regular folk doing video reviews while eating their chicken sandwiches; especially the one with the guy who has a mouth full of food and his face all in the sandwich saying, "Oh baby, you put a SPELL on ME."  Shut your pie hole you fuckin' knob.  It's a freakin' chicken sandwich, not some life altering experience.  Two slices of white bread bun, deep fried slab of chicken breast, mayo and maybe some pickle slices.  Yeah, that sounds spell binding...moron.  All told, this shouldn't make me ragey...but it does.

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17 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I can't believe I'm this close to TDay and haven't seen my first, "Group of people prancing, singing, and dancing their way through a Target or Gap store" yet.

Those are my favs.

Yeah there's this thing this year. It's called Covid. 

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Yeah, I think we should all be honest.  If there was a PPV channeL on Black Friday showing in-store cameras of unmasked people tripping one another to get to a $20 BluRay player, whilst spreading the virus in some South Dakota wal mart, we’d all tune in.  

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