Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Underdog 28629]

The Elizabeth Pena(RIP, Sweetie) doppelganger on some pharma ad would get it.  

[RPM 26320]

She was great in Lone Star (and everything else she did).

[Underdog 28629]

She was great in LS, last thing I remember seeing her in was Rush Hour.  Her and Maria Conchito-Alonso(?) were two hotties I enjoyed watching. 

[EuroHorn 3264]

On 3/2/2021 at 9:58 PM, aggie08 said:

25% of the YouTube videos that I watch are currently preceded by an advertisement for a supplement that supposedly gives men bigger balls. Like, not more testosterone, but physically larger testicles. Ignoring what they says about my video search history--and it ain't great--is this an actual thing that men think women want? Big ol' saggy balls? They're making money off of this? I am perplexed. Are men really this dumb and desperate? (rhetorical)

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

aaaaaAAAAAAHHH

French Vanilla, Rocky Road, 

Chocolate Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough! 

(SCOOP! there it is.)

(SCOOP! there it is.) 

[AUS-97HORN 11760]

all of the damn Liberty Mutual commercials.      by pure coincidence I saw the new emu filter ad 2 days after the "I'm not a Cat" lawyer had his filter moment... so for 1 second and 1 viewing i thought it was funny and i thought - damn those guys made that commercial quick..... then I realized it was just happenstance.   the whole commercial series sucks.

[Beau Vine 54226]

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

all of the damn Liberty Mutual commercials.      by pure coincidence I saw the new emu filter ad 2 days after the "I'm not a Cat" lawyer had his filter moment... so for 1 second and 1 viewing i thought it was funny and i thought - damn those guys made that commercial quick..... then I realized it was just happenstance.   the whole commercial series sucks.

I ELL-OH-ELLED at that new one where the emu attacks the lawn flamingo.  It's not going to be funny when I see it for the 5000th time tonight, though.

[Underdog 28629]

Open map...  app. 

That's one ugly bitch.  

[Beau Vine 54226]

Why does Reese's advertise 100X more than all other candies combined?

Do you really need advertising to get fatties to buy candy?

[mr. sunshine 2827]

If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass 

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

Air BB and the rape of the song landslide...who did this, who?  Exiled.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass 

Next time bring your own shitbox

[mr. sunshine 2827]

21 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Next time bring your own shitbox

Sound advice 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Such an awful, terrible plague of a song, and then they turn it into a 30-second Broadway show.

 

Edited March 11, 2021 by clapclapclap

[Red Five 40857]

Every Covid ad where they say something like “but we learned what was most important was with us all along....”

Oh fuck you.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

On 3/10/2021 at 6:37 PM, Beau Vine said:

Why does Reese's advertise 100X more than all other candies combined?

Do you really need advertising to get fatties to buy candy?

I understand that Reese’s is one of the best selling candies in the world. Not to bad for a former Hersey employee.

[RPM 26320]

51 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Not to bad for a former Hersey employee.

Which books did he help with?

[Underdog 28629]

Can we all agree that Kathryn from Wendy's would get it?  

Wendy's TV Commercial, 'Move-In: March Madness' Featuring Reggie Miller - iSpot.tv

Edited March 13, 2021 by Underdog

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Can we all agree that Kathryn from Wendy's would get it?  

Wendy's TV Commercial, 'Move-In: March Madness' Featuring Reggie Miller - iSpot.tv

Lol.  I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw this ad.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

On 3/10/2021 at 5:55 PM, mr. sunshine said:

If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass 

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

[Beau Vine 54226]

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

Yes, my wife has apparently has done this.

Edited March 13, 2021 by Beau Vine

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

There are people that would pay to see that so she should video in next time.

[NorthLoop 14202]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There are people that would pay to see that so she should video in next time.

I think that was a King of the Hill episode. 

[Dennis Taylor 18821]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

Yeah then put it on the doorstep , light it on fire, ring the doorbell and haul ass

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Which books did he help with?

Totally fucked up the man’s name Hershey....

[RPM 26320]

Just have to be sure not to overfill it. Extra postage and whatnot.

[Hate 20108]

How would you like to be the UPS guy that has to pick that box up?

[mininghorn88 2289]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

Yep, I have one that is waiting to be used.  I am having a hard time bringing myself to use it.

[Deamerxt 51]

Goddammit, it's a box of shit. These fucking assholes are having a conversation with a box of shit. An anthropomorphic box of shit walked up to them, and just randomly struck up a conversation, and they're just fine with that.

"Hi! I'm an anthropomorphic talking box of shit, and I'd like to have a conversation about your health."

"Tell me more!"

Fuck you.

[Dennis Taylor 18821]

Just saw this for the first time...Edward Jones commercial with the dog wearing a mask takes the fucking cake. GTFOH with that,  absolutely ridiculous 

Edited March 14, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[clapclapclap 9000]

On 2/18/2021 at 1:12 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

 

 

I was liking this commercial again (great song to mimic to induce groans) until I noticed that dude there is wearing crocs.

Edited March 14, 2021 by clapclapclap

[clapclapclap 9000]

Best part of the tourney being back so far is that Geico is replaying one of the greatest commercials ever made:

This may or may not be me watching it:

 

[demos 3003]

Just saw the liberty mutual wet teddy bear commercial for the umpteenth time. 8yo says, “I’m really starting to hate this liberty mutual.”

Welcome to club kid.

[Beau Vine 54226]

The Mutombo commercial could only be improved if he had asked the girl in the laundromat, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

[AUS-97HORN 11760]

these NCAA commercials are a fucking beating.  

Cooper Tires are climbing real fucking high on the fuck you list. 

Chad show looks like ass in a can.

I liked the Microsoft Surface commercial where the kid is presenting it like a marketing rep... liked, past tense.   because it plays every fucking commercial break.  I want to shove the fucking stylus pen up his ass.

[UTCzech III 2907]

Just gonna go ahead and blanketly add every fucking commercial during March Madness, because you're gonna see them a million times.  Some hipster shit "tika-tika-tika-tika" ATT iPhone commercial just stabbed me in the eardrum.  Why does every iphone commercial have to have the most obscure, hipster, too cool for you music imaginable.  I like music, all kinds, I wouldn't listen to any of that shit.

[immortal13 4059]

The whole Limu Emu ad campaign. Who the fuck decided this was a good idea? Jfc

[RamjetFDO 10575]

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

The whole Limu Emu ad campaign. Who the fuck decided this was a good idea? Jfc

 

I'm going to go with ... "Doug"?

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Seen hotter on campus Lily seems to have a bunch of new AT&T ads for the NCAA tourney.

Not sure what's more insane.

Her fan club on here or,

the lengths the directors of said commercials go to hide her fat ass.

[Lhorn 4913]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Seen hotter on campus Lily seems to have a bunch of new AT&T ads for the NCAA tourney.

Not sure what's more insane.

Her fan club on here or,

the lengths the directors of said commercials go to hide her fat ass.

I like her big tits and I don't apologize for that good sir.  But yes, she does have a box face, huge ass, they give her a frumpy haircut and dress her like a mall kiosk employee.  All good points.  

[Underdog 28629]

Wonder if this has anything to do with her/AT&T downplaying her looks recently? 

AT&T Girl ‘Lily Adams’ Milana Vayntrub on Sexual Harassment (vulture.com)

I'm not seeing any issues but Surly gonna Surly.  

 

Edited March 20, 2021 by Underdog

[RPM 26320]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Wonder if this has anything to do with her/AT&T downplaying her looks recently? 

AT&T Girl ‘Lily Adams’ Milana Vayntrub on Sexual Harassment (vulture.com)

I'm not seeing any issues but Surly gonna Surly.  

 

That's old news. The pregnancy rumor is what's hot now.

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

On 3/12/2021 at 8:41 PM, Red Five said:

Every Covid ad where they say something like “but we learned what was most important was with us all along....”

Oh fuck you.

“THE WORLD HAS CHANGED”

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wonder if this has anything to do with her/AT&T downplaying her looks recently? 

AT&T Girl ‘Lily Adams’ Milana Vayntrub on Sexual Harassment (vulture.com)

I'm not seeing any issues but Surly gonna Surly.  

 

She's a drama queen.  She's spent years flaunting her sexuality.  Until about 6 months ago, almost every pic she had taken was sexually revealing.  Now, she's averse to comments about her body?  Hate to break it to her but everyone that has a public persona has to deal with trolls and lewd comments.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Why are people in the AT&T store exempt from wearing masks?

[RPM 26320]

This Ashton Kutcher / Mila Kunis Cheetos commercial needs to die in a fire.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

On 3/18/2021 at 5:35 PM, clapclapclap said:

Best part of the tourney being back so far is that Geico is replaying one of the greatest commercials ever made:

This may or may not be me watching it:

 

 

 

most, maybe all of those blocks were goal tending

 

 

 

[Red Five 40857]

The Buffalo Wild Wings asshole screaming at the top of his lungs about chicken wings. I have never been to one of those places and I will now make a point to never do so. 

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Wolf girl orange vanilla coke is a beating.

[hundredTT 578]

"You've got the brawn
I've got the brains
Let's make lots of Money"

 

DIE.