Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Chico_SA 521]

 You guys handled it a lot longer then I could!

[Lhorn 4907]

I can’t believe I just saw a laundry detergent commercial that had two young boys sniffing their dad’s jack strap. 

[demos 3002]

The Michelob Ultra commercial I just saw yet again using Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

Your commercial is a lie and a disservice to Tom T. Hall. If you liked beer, you would drink beer, not Ultra.

[DougO 5243]

And the award for worst acting in a shitty commercial for a scam to rip off elderly people goes to...

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

Edited July 11, 2018 by Knoxtnhorn

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

DougO:

That ad is so creepy.  I hope when I'm old I don't need money bad enough to play myself getting ready to die in a commercial.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Also, if you haven't seen this one yet, try and see if you can make it through all 13 seconds of it.  Another ad I've seen 100+ times this week.

 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

Fuck IHOP. Just cuz of that I won't ever go there again.

[Moby Ric 2058]

4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

Yes but mix it with some Rum and you actually get to taste Nirvana.

[UTCzech III 2907]

I don't wanna be..... an imitated man.

Goddam I see that shitty Bonobos commercial 50 times a day.  Hipster overload, christ.

[Goo Punch 4275]

i'm pretty sure that at least one of the "men" is a chick.

[UTCzech III 2907]

36 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

i'm pretty sure that at least one of the "men" is a chick.

It is, they had to be all-inclusive of course, and put that shaved-head lesbian in there for a fraction of a second.  

[Lat22 4010]

On 7/7/2018 at 11:45 PM, DougO said:

And the award for worst acting in a shitty commercial for a scam to rip off elderly people goes to...

 

 

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766

[elfenix 34221]

if i'm a derby winning jockey and some woman is wearing horse food on her head in the winner's circle, no way in hell am i sending her money when my horse eats the horse-salet shoved in his face.  

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

I actually like ABBA and think Seyfried is hot, but if I see another Mamma Mia ad I'm going to start punting puppies.

[Deej 76750]

29 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I actually like ABBA and think Seyfried is hot, but if I see another Mamma Mia ad I'm going to start punting puppies.

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

"everyone gets their own flavor". ugh.

Edited July 21, 2018 by Goo Punch

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

On 7/15/2018 at 2:54 AM, Deej said:

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

The veranda? 

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

[Lhorn 4907]

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

I'd contribute heavily to your "gofundme" if you are starting one.

[NorthLoop 14180]

4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

That scene from Robocop comes to mind

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

Any Nutrisystem commercial sucks ass.

Yeah guys, it is so hard to cook, let alone make a fucking sandwich.

[deadshank 24652]

57 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Any Nutrisystem commercial sucks ass.

Yeah guys, it is so hard to cook, let alone make a fucking sandwich.

But, she's still pretty hot for 85 years old.

[DougO 5243]

"No pressure...it's only my favorite boat."

"Boom."

 

 

 

[Zwylde 812]

I absolutely hate this one due to the fact there is not one asshole in this country that would not get up off of the ice chest to let someone grab a beer.  How did no one speak up in the production meeting and say "there is no way this would happen in real life"?

 

 https://www.ispot.tv/ad/whrM/lowes-the-moment-backyard-party

 

 

[Radical Larry 28539]

On 8/8/2018 at 12:45 PM, DougO said:

"No pressure...it's only my favorite boat."

"Boom."

 

 

 

Came here to post that one. It's on every damn commercial break. 

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

The messy-bearded Verizon guy needs punched, repeatedly, in the throat, that way he can no longer talk and make those horrible commercials.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

No votes for the Heineken hipsters ruining an amazing song?

 

[NorthLoop 14180]

That's not a bad commercial

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Maybe it's the hipster guy.  Or that fact that I've seen it 500+ times.

[Guest]

On the radio in H-town, various channels... for cashews or something or other

"clean up on aisle 6" is the first line on one of them.  

" How are these nuts made?" is the first line on the other.  

Then she engages in an allout debate within her head for 30 seconds over which kind she should buy.

Nobody in their right mind shops that way... why put us through the torture?

I

 

[Mo Horn 8816]

The Dollar Shave Club commercial where the guy puts a wad of toilet paper down the front of his boxer briefs is just wrong.

[pops 6980]

Since when did crown Royal become a black man drink?  

[Trey3216 15343]

No hate for the Phil Mickelson Mizzen & Main commerical??  Good God 

[woohorn 1131]

Since when did crown Royal become a black man drink?  

Since the started putting in a purple velvet bag?

Def. since they flavored it.

[Nolacycling 893]

We have a local commercial for a foreign automotive repair shop. A man testifies about the great job they do maintaining his 6 z3's and daily driver BMW. The owner appears and says, "Thanks Pastor Rick."

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

The Coke commercial featuring the Texas fan who has never heard of hummus. 

Not only is it stupid and annoying at the superficial level, but closer consideration suggests that the man was expecting to hear of some other popular tailgate snack that begins with "hum" but he was utterly flummoxed by just the second syllable of the word due to the fact that he says "Hum-WHAT?" 

It doesn't make any fucking sense. 

Edited August 13, 2018 by Prepuce of Doom

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Can I get a connection?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Every J.G.Wentworth commercial is a steaming pile of shit.  Especially the one with the boy band singing their fucking jingle.  

[bernorange 8359]

Older jgwentworth commercials were enjoyable.  They have totally ruined the jingle/song in the newer ones though.

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

What's the deal with the Jeep commercials with this Can I Get A Connection/One Direction group? Are they really famous now? Or is Jeep trying to make them famous? That song they keep playing is annoying as hell. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

I started to watch some shows on Hulu and this keeps coming on.  I don't know how their marketing department, which I assume consisted of a single intern, didn't get immediately fucking canned.

 

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

Drug commercials suck, especially the ones that use songs from the 1970s. The fatass from the Toujeo commercial who dances and struts everywhere is fucking awful.

[David Dennison 18837]

On 8/12/2018 at 3:05 PM, pops said:

Since when did crown Royal become a black man drink?  

Is it racist to point out the purple bag? 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Laura loves you, and you're doing a great job. 

[Deej 76750]

9 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Laura loves you, and you're doing a great job. 

Can't that bitch use the cell phone that is probably in her hand 99% of the time to call him and tell him that?

[Lat22 4010]

The Serena Williams necklace commercial. ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

On 8/11/2018 at 11:20 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

The messy-bearded Verizon guy needs punched, repeatedly, in the throat, that way he can no longer talk and make those horrible commercials.

One of the families this annoying fuck keeps walking up on in the park needs to knock him the fuck out.

[83Horn 1640]

I cannot hit the mute button fast enough on the Mitsubishi rapper sales guy.  Someone punch him, please.

[Trey3216 15343]

“Somebody burned down my She-Shed”