Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[XYZ 2154]

If you are a white male actor, good luck finding work on TV ads.

[shadow_operative 15932]

On 11/13/2021 at 10:43 AM, Underdog said:

Add Kevin Hart along with Elton and Craig in the must be hurting for money group.  

Craig Robinson is like the commercial king right now, and he's not hurting for money at all. being the spokesperson for 17 different things can be pretty lucrative and not all that time consuming.

[shadow_operative 15932]

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

[ztejas 43528]

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

This is fucking amazing. Where did you get this?

[shadow_operative 15932]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is fucking amazing. Where did you get this?

i did it myself over the last few months. you'll probably recognize a few since they're all fairly recent. some are currently running.

Edited November 15, 2021 by shadow_operative

[ztejas 43528]

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i did it myself over the last few months. you'll probably recognize a few since they're all fairly recent. some are currently running.

There's gotta be a repeat actress or two in there right? Although all different ads. 

[RPM 26339]

It's the hair style.

[shadow_operative 15932]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There's gotta be a repeat actress or two in there right? Although all different ads. 

there's one repeat. top right and third row middle are the same lady.

[shadow_operative 15932]

15 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's the hair style.

and the non threatening skin tone.

[Hate 20130]

There's gotta be a repeat actress or two in there right? Although all different ads. 

[ztejas 43528]

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well... I was right, so no. 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

You left out the light skinned one with freckles

[shadow_operative 15932]

16 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

You left out the light skinned one with freckles

you mean top right?

that right, i didn't even have room for all of them in my first screenshot.

[ztejas 43528]

20 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

the light skinned one

Yeah that narrows it down. 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

you mean top right?

that right, i didn't even have room for all of them in my first screenshot.

No. This one

[shadow_operative 15932]

just waiting to see:

 

[ztejas 43528]

19 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

No. This one

I would call that white.

[DougO 5256]

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

If you are a white male actor, good luck finding work on TV ads.

Unless you're the ironic dorky white guy doing disco dance moves.

[Underdog 28766]

Saw a Brad Pitt ad last night for some espresso like machine, throw him in the mix with the hard up for money group. 

[Underdog 28766]

11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

Gonna take me a while to rank them, sans top right, liking the rest of that column below her. 

[Eskimohorn 5642]

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:
 

Counterpoint

[Underdog 28766]

That one is easy…. 1,2

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

Yep.  Dr. Pepper girl is gorgeous.

[DougO 5256]

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Counterpoint

Throw in the lady with the horse teeth talking on the phone with Gronk.

[UTCzech III 2907]

17 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

Surprised this one (the commercial I mean... no racist) hasn't show up yet since it's almost Christmas.  

 

Edited November 15, 2021 by UTCzech III
pc and all dat

[Lhorn 4930]

I was actually about to respond that seemingly half of our country is very pretty, light skinned, thin to slightly curvy black women with sassy afro haircut.  But that collage is amazing. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9923]

Vehicles as Xmas gifts. 🖕🏼

[Underdog 28766]

“I love it!”

[ztejas 43528]

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Gonna take me a while to rank them, sans top right, liking the rest of that column below her. 

Bottom right strong to very strong. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

yeah bottom right looks like she's down to clown.

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Damn - I'm way more racist than I thought.

[Underdog 28766]

I’m smitten with the one above bottom right, shame she had to endure that skeletor looking singer bitch.  

[shadow_operative 15932]

two new ones from the last 24 hours:

 

[DougO 5256]

On 11/15/2021 at 3:00 PM, Lhorn said:

I was actually about to respond that seemingly half of our country is very pretty, light skinned, thin to slightly curvy black women with sassy afro haircut.  But that collage is amazing. 

Thank goodness Progressive commercials are here to balance the scales for unattractive white people.

[ztejas 43528]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

two new ones from the last 24 hours:

 

Dear God they're breeding. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

light skinned, curly afrocentric hairstyled women in commercials: "WE DON'T DIE, WE MULTIPLY!!"

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Dear God they're breeding. 

I’m a little uncomfortable with the direction of this conversation.

[Baboontyme 2821]

Now do a collage of me raging every time the cash back cash match commercial comes on. 

[DougO 5256]

White girls tryna get in commercials be like... 

 

[Underdog 28766]

[Underdog 28766]

The Liberty ad with the Spider-Man theme cracks me up...  “did it work?”  

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

The high-strung condescending knowitall dudebro with the overbite aggressively hawking MVMT Watshesh.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Is there a more "huh?" tagline than "Red Bull gives you wings. "?

[Radical Larry 28659]

At this point, I’d rather watch stupid-ass commercials instead of this game.

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

10 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Is there a more "huh?" tagline than "Red Bull gives you wings. "?

"Red Bull makes you vibrate like cocaine" was shot down by the focus group. 

[Dennis Taylor 18852]

On 11/14/2021 at 8:37 PM, XYZ said:

If you are a white male actor, good luck finding work on TV ads.

Unless you're flamboyant. 

Or the Bud Light King. He's in the tailgate ad with the cat now , and several before the Bud Light campaign 

[morehornsepower 887]

4!4!4!4!4!4!4!

[royiv 9339]

Tony Romo in your ear Dorito's commercial. Creeps me out. Makes me wonder what other orifices Romo's head has been in.

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

28 minutes ago, royiv said:

Tony Romo in your ear Dorito's commercial. Creeps me out. Makes me wonder what other orifices Romo's head has been in.

Several of them belong to Jessica Simpson, so... 

[Underdog 28766]

50 minutes ago, royiv said:

Tony Romo in your ear Dorito's commercial. Creeps me out. Makes me wonder what other orifices Romo's head has been in.

Having watched him play for several years in a Cowboys uniform, going out on the limb here and say his own ass.