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3 hours ago, Droopy said:

How is not a whole page dedicated to these commercials?!?!

Wife almost had me convinced to go until I saw this commercial, oh… every commercial break during these bowl games. Carnival can go fuck themselves. Hard pass. 

At least they didn't call back Kathie Lee Gifford.

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

At least they didn't call back Kathie Lee Gifford.

I would gladly take her back as long as I didn’t have to listen to that guy sing, “hippy-hips” or try to “rhyme” some of the words he sings in the entire song. Just awful. 

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On 12/20/2021 at 8:21 AM, Underdog said:

 

Whatever became of the snarky milf from the early Sonic add? 

Sonic had one of my favorite ads ever, then the dropped it for those two idiots in their car.

 

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Is it just me, or is the demographic of female, one-armed rock climbers a bit over-represented in commercials these days?  And speaking of Erin Andrews, that Lexus commercial she does, "She's rich...she rich, rich" irritates me.  I don't care how hot she may be, that ad makes her sound like a moron.

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just saw an ad for some new sitcom that's going to be coming to NBC where they quoted a reviewer as saying, "this could be the next 'The Office' or 'Superstore'". huh? that's like saying, "This could be the next Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy." so which is it? 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

just saw an ad for some new sitcom that's going to be coming to NBC where they quoted a reviewer as saying, "this could be the next 'The Office' or 'Superstore'". huh? that's like saying, "This could be the next Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy." so which is it? 

As soon as I heard that commercial I thought "that show will fail immediately". Never in the history of TV has a show that was called "the next" anything ever amounted to more than a pile of dogshit. 

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50 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

As soon as I heard that commercial I thought "that show will fail immediately". Never in the history of TV has a show that was called "the next" anything ever amounted to more than a pile of dogshit. 

True. They should market every new show as the next pile of dogshit, then maybe they will be hits.

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The AT&T Lily commercials keep getting older and older. She looks about 18 in one they showed tonight. They're either looking for her replacement in the meantime or they are chained to her contract and have her in some kind of fat camp.

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4 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

hey, whaddaya know? Lilly has lost weight, and all of a sudden her body is back on camera, and she's no longer hiding hide behind tables in every ad. weird.

I just noticed this too haha.

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On 12/26/2021 at 1:29 PM, DougO said:

Erin Andrews spot for Uber Eats is so poorly performed and terribly stale and unfunny it's insulting.

 

Erin looks like she's hit the wall. 

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the Lincoln Aviator commercial is starting to become annoying.    The song they are playing is 60+ years old

 

I get that she's a jazz icon, but there are much better clasic jazz songs that could be played. 

 

maybe its because her songs are now in the public domain they can play it with no royalties. 

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I fucking KNEW when I saw Lilly looking pretty good in the latest commercials that there would be multiple posts about her luscious rack on here, you pervs 

Ngl just saw the 2nd new one she's back to looking pretty damn fine. 

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You can tell that the skinny young Lily AT&T commercial about the football fan couple that they're running often now is ancient because it's all white people.

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On 12/30/2021 at 10:23 PM, DougO said:

I'm pretty sure those are way old recycled commercials with clever modifications.

She doesn’t look real. More like a hologram. Can you fuck a hologram? Asking for a friend 

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22 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Who thought Gronk would be a good spokesperson?

It's as though he (and/or the producers) knew he wouldn't be any good acting in earnest, so they made him act cartoonishly bad on purpose instead. 

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2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

She doesn’t look real. More like a hologram. Can you fuck a hologram? Asking for a friend 

The man that invents that will make Elon Musk look like a panhandler.

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Now that Discover has thankfully scaled back on the airing of the cash back cash match commercial I need to find a new focus for my range. Kate McKinnon is running really strong. Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit, that part of the ad has her in heels on fake ice. But the rest of the commercial she walks like a sasquatch. Why does she swing her arms like that? Strong Patterson-Gimlin vibes. I mean what in the actual fuck? Who walks like that?

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8 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Now that Discover has thankfully scaled back on the airing of the cash back cash match commercial I need to find a new focus for my range. Kate McKinnon is running really strong. Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit, that part of the ad has her in heels on fake ice. But the rest of the commercial she walks like a sasquatch. Why does she swing her arms like that? Strong Patterson-Gimlin vibes. I mean what in the actual fuck? Who walks like that?

Yeah, she is kinda hunched over and has her feet wide apart, waving all around. It's like she's channeling John Madden.

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