Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Eskimohorn 5635]

She also has an uneaten crunch wrap right in front of her. 

No need to get nasty.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

"Ghostbusting" Ernie Hudson shilling for Thomas J Henry in front of one of the worst green-screened composites is so bad. So very very bad.

[DougO 5245]

On 1/16/2022 at 4:54 PM, elfenix said:

"we got your back"

Yeah. There needs to be a "mind your own fn' business" reply ad. It also looks like some 90s hipster movie outake.

[elfenix 34238]

10 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"Ghostbusting" Ernie Hudson shilling for Thomas J Henry in front of one of the worst green-screened composites is so bad. So very very bad.
 

we've started getting radio ads for this asshole here in houston.  i suspect tv ads are soon to follow. 

[HenryJames 66048]

[mr. sunshine 2824]

On 1/21/2022 at 8:03 PM, elfenix said:

we've started getting radio ads for this asshole here in houston.  i suspect tv ads are soon to follow. 

Get ready. A private jet takes him to the crapper and back 

[Underdog 28623]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

5,3,1,2,4

[Gooby 640]

On 1/11/2022 at 7:51 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Sonic Texas Toast.  Die.

And goddammit, patty melts are made with rye bread.

[PittsburghTiger 6181]

On 1/21/2022 at 8:52 PM, RamjetFDO said:

"Ghostbusting" Ernie Hudson shilling for Thomas J Henry in front of one of the worst green-screened composites is so bad. So very very bad.

I think he also does some of those CarShield ads, just like asshole Chris Berman and Gangsta Ice Tea.

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

28 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I think he also does some of those CarShield ads, just like asshole Chris Berman 

"You're with me, leather interior." 

[PittsburghTiger 6181]

I don't know anything about singer Jill Scott, she seems nice, but, these Nationwide studio recording sessions are fucking awful.

[RPM 26319]

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I don't know anything about singer Jill Scott, she seems nice, but, these Nationwide studio recording sessions are fucking awful.

I thought it was Yvette Nicole Brown from Community. Is that wrong?

[PittsburghTiger 6181]

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

I thought it was Yvette Nicole Brown from Community. Is that wrong?

I thought I saw her labeled as Jill Scott.

[RPM 26319]

4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I thought I saw her labeled as Jill Scott.

It is Jill Scott. (Am I operating at too high a level here?)

Edited January 30, 2022 by RPM

[PittsburghTiger 6181]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

It is Jill Scott. (Am I operating at too high a level here?)

Perhaps. I have no idea what Jill Scott has done in show business, other than Nationwide recording sessions. 

[RPM 26319]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Perhaps. I have no idea what Jill Scott has done in show business, other than Nationwide recording sessions. 

I'm sure all her other credits look the same.

[PittsburghTiger 6181]

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'm sure all her other credits look the same.

I live in a cave.       🙃

[Scary Stranger 1714]

I hate the Fischer Investments old lady that speaks like she’s working on stroke #3.

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

20 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

I hate the Fischer Investments old lady that speaks like she’s working on stroke #3.

I laughed way to fucking hard at this. 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

Lil Sweet cracks me up. Good on Dr. Pepper for bringing him back.

LS: Do you pretend to like sports so your girlfriend’s father will like you?

Closeted guy: No, I like sports.

LS: Me too (winks)

 

[DougO 5245]

JJ Walker needs to transition from Medicare supplement commercials to funeral insurance commercials. 

[Underdog 28623]

Add Jason Bateman to the hard up for money list, saw a new ad featuring him this weekend. 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Underdog

[NorthLoop 14195]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Add Jason Bateman to the hard up for money list, saw a new ad featuring him this weekend. 

I was watching a stream of an English soccer game the other day and saw David Schwimmer in some random commercial on British TV. 

[RPM 26319]

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

Add Jason Bateman to the hard up for money list, saw a new ad featuring him this weekend. 

He got paid well for that 60 seconds of work. (and gets residuals every time it runs)

[Texzilla58 4735]

Add Jason Bateman to the hard up for money list, saw a new ad featuring him this weekend. 

I think it’s a good spot; doing a few commercials isn’t a sign of hard up for cash.

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

37 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I think it’s a good spot; doing a few commercials isn’t a sign of hard up for cash.

tell that to Shaq.

 

holy fuck, he's shilling for like 10 different products right now.

 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6181]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

tell that to Shaq.

 

holy fuck, he's shilling for like 10 different products right now.

 

 

But, he's Shaq. I'd rather see goofy Shaq Fu, Shaq Diesel and whatever other nickname he has, than be forced to watch another awkward Patrick Price commercial.

[Texzilla58 4735]

tell that to Shaq.
 
holy fuck, he's shilling for like 10 different products right now.
 
 

He’s got ownership interests in a lot of his shills.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

Shaq has an incredible portolio of holdings too, like 100+ car washes, movie threatres, apartment buildings, restaurant franchises dozens and dozens, at one point 144 Five Guys etc... The best though is him naming his $10M yacht "Free Throw" so he would never sink it.

[Steamboat1874 4058]

Some of the most famous American actors do commercials overseas strictly for the dough. Many in Japan.

Brad Pitt

Leonardo DiCaprio

Johnny Depp

George Clooney

Uma Thurman

Julia Roberts

Bruce Willis

Sylvester Stallone

Harrison Ford

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tommy Lee Jones

Clint Eastwood and John Wayne also did some of those as well.

[RPM 26319]

10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Some of the most famous American actors do commercials overseas strictly for the dough. Many in Japan.

[Dennis Taylor 18817]

3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

tell that to Shaq.

 

holy fuck, he's shilling for like 10 different products right now.

 

 

Snoop would like a word

[Pig Bellmont 8717]

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Some of the most famous American actors do commercials overseas strictly for the dough. Many in Japan.

Brad Pitt

Leonardo DiCaprio

Johnny Depp

George Clooney

Uma Thurman

Julia Roberts

Bruce Willis

Sylvester Stallone

Harrison Ford

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tommy Lee Jones

Clint Eastwood and John Wayne also did some of those as well.

I don’t think there’s the same stigma with commercials anymore. I feel like famous actors do voice overs or make appearances on a pretty regular basis 

[RPM 26319]

9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I feel like famous actors do voice overs or make appearances on a pretty regular basis 

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

I like the one where he rolls up a fresh booger between his thumb and index finger. 

[Deej 76767]

On 1/31/2022 at 12:37 PM, NorthLoop said:

I was watching a stream of an English soccer game the other day and saw David Schwimmer in some random commercial on British TV. 

Was it for his dad's raisin and cashew mix? The ratio of raisins to cashews is way off.

[Hate 20108]

Hormel chili can diaf.

[shadow_operative 15932]

do you even need to see this commercial to know how much you hate it? i can smell these guys from here.

 

[Horn80 6119]

Progressive commercials with the loser guy holding up the sign are beyond stupid.

[NorthLoop 14195]

8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Progressive commercials with the loser guy holding up the sign are beyond stupid.

Chinless jewfro dude with the worst job on earth but a hot Indian girlfriend. Seems legit. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

18 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Chinless jewfro dude with the worst job on earth but a hot Indian girlfriend. Seems legit. 

To be fair, she always seems to be on the verge of breaking up with him. 

And maybe it's just my descent into middle age, but the Progressive "becoming your parents" commercials still crack me up every single time, even though I've seen them all hundreds of times at this point. They really ought to give Dr. Rick a weekly TV show (sponsored by Progressive, of course.) 

[ztejas 43420]

This idiot in the new Peloton ad asking his girlfriend/wife "3 days in a row, huh?"

Dude... if your SO - who is way better looking than your fat ass - is doing Pelton every day you don't say a fucking word about it. You let that show just roll right along. If it's because she's cheating on you then whatever, it was over anyway. 

[Hate 20108]

To be fair, she always seems to be on the verge of breaking up with him. 
And maybe it's just my descent into middle age, but the Progressive "becoming your parents" commercials still crack me up every single time, even though I've seen them all hundreds of times at this point. They really ought to give Dr. Rick a weekly TV show (sponsored by Progressive, of course.) 

The parking lot one still makes me laugh every time.

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And maybe it's just my descent into middle age, but the Progressive "becoming your parents" commercials still crack me up every single time, even though I've seen them all hundreds of times at this point. They really ought to give Dr. Rick a weekly TV show (sponsored by Progressive, of course.) 

"Who else reads books about submarines?"
"My dad"

Yep, that one hits a little too close to home.

[Beau Vine 54217]

On 1/15/2022 at 6:31 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

This is what I came to post. Her reasoning for stealing his food makes no sense whatsoever. It’s not clever or cute. It just doesn’t make any sense.

Yeah TB really needs to find a new ad agency because their last few offerings are REALLY bad and they are being played nonstop during the games this weekend.

The dumbest thing is that there are two Crunchwraps on the table.  But she takes one and he gets all pissed even though there's another one sitting right in front of him.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

SNL clowned nugenix

[demos 3003]

Whoever is in charge of the sonic commercials needs to be put out of our misery.

[Billy Pilgrim 1962]

I like the Caeser sports book commercial with the Mannings. I’m sure most people disagree but I actually think thd Manning brothers are funny. Hope they come up with something new for the super bowl.

[Hate 20108]

The Chevy commercial with the guy almost rear ending a taco truck while they talk about what's for dinner...in what world does the woman not immediately start yelling at her husband for almost killing them? 

[Mo Horn 8833]

21 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I like the Caeser sports book commercial with the Mannings. I’m sure most people disagree but I actually think thd Manning brothers are funny. Hope they come up with something new for the super bowl.

https://www.rocketcitynow.com/article/sports/nfl/superbowl/super-bowl-ad-superior-bowl-michelob-peyton-manning-serena-williams-brooks-koepka/507-3603d5ee-37d0-45d2-bd35-3e233227d829